>So, today is the day you finally get the check-up on your teeth you've been needing, kind of jittery sense pony doctors haven't ever seen human teeth before.
>Throwing on your coat you walk out the door, waving at derpy shoving mail clumsily into your mailbox.
Hey Anon! How are yew today?
Pretty okay derpy, and you?
>Derpy trips over her own hooves somehow, It kind of blew your mind that she did it, but instinctively you walked over to her and offored a hand.
>Clumsily she struggles back up, tripping yet AGAIN while holding you, so you fall directly on top of her.
Derpy how can you trip like this? I mean you were literally being picked up!
>derpy is just....blushing? She's starting to whimper, and as realize your hand is right on her breast.
>you quickly jerk back, not intentionally meaning to fondle to mail woman.
>Shit, you just realized its almost time for your dentist appointment and without apologizing run off....you asshole, I'm sure she'll understand.
>As you walk into the dentists office you smell a really strong scent of teeth that have been drilled, and the usual "Hospice" smell that you despise.
Hey there you are Anon right? you hear as Colgate walks out from behind the door.
The name's Colgate, and I'm super excited to look at your..EXOTIC teeth.
>the word exotic was said with so much force you felt like a window could bust, kind of made you feel uneasy to let this pony so freely into your mouth.
>Sitting down in the chair was less than comfortable, luckily Colgate had a sweet smelling perfume, it clouded the other smells in the room.
>She wastes no time, she flips you back and prys your mouth as far as it can go.
Wow, these teeth are so......beautiful...sharp too, what do you do with these tee.....she trails off.
You pierce and tear meat...with these teeth.....
>ohh damn this is what you were worried about, and your mouth is to pried to speak.
If anyone likes it I guess I'll write some more.
I'm kinda just writing as I go.