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Story time /mlp/

>i am bored
>decided to look for a hooker
>"the new episode has Weird Al in it? Sweet."
>a horrible, terrible, beautiful idea begins to emerge
>I find some black chick on craigslist giving blowjobs for $20
>fuck it I don't want to type all this shit out
>long story shortened, she sucks my dick damn good then I blast the theme song when I'm cumming
>HAHAHA she choked on my nut because she was surprised by the noise and I didn't warn her I was close, she spit it out and slapped me and got out of the car in tears
>now every time I hear MY LITTLE PONY, MY LITTLE PONY, AH AHH AHHH AHHHHHHH I remember the time I cheated some hooker for a free blowjob