Then what're you doing, indoors, on 4chan?
Let's face it. Chances are, you're like the rest of us, and you socialize on 4chan because you aren't getting enough socialization through other means, like talking to people outside.
Though honestly, what do you mean "simply go outside"? People always act like it's not that hard to make friends and shit, but I really doubt you just "walk outside, walk up to some random person, and start talking", because that's not socially acceptable.
Honestly, I'm pretty sure you're just being ugly to me because you think it makes you cool or whatever. But on the off chance you actually dislike me... If you teach me how to make friends, in a way that doesn't break social rules, then i'll happily stop coming to this place. Knock off college, though, because I dropped out. And also knock off socializing at work, because i'm not employed yet. (i'm close, though)
So tell me. How does a guy like me make friends?