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Fingerbang: The Equestria Girls & Humanized Thread 132: Teacher's Pet Edition

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>"Anon, why do you always have the door locked here?"
"I'm a privacy nut."
>"But this is your personal office. And you'd know if someone has an appointment."
"What's… that supposed to mean?"
>"Anon… have you been masturbating in here?"
"N-no…"
>"You have, haven't you?"
"…"
>"There's nothing wrong with that. If anything, I'm okay with you doing that."
"Oh, god. Um, I think I have to make a phone call right now."
>"Aha! The work day's over! That was an excuse to do it right now!"
"No, it wasn't."
>Human Twilight Sparkle smiles at you as she slowly shuts the door and locks it.
>"It's okay Anon. Just let me ask you something before you begin."
"What do you mean? Why aren't you leaving?"
>"Can I watch?"
What do?
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