>For the past few weeks, you searched up a recipe that called for a strange list of ingredients that supposedly creates a potion which had similar effects to Twatlot's "Want It, Need It" spell.
>You knew this potion was obviously fake, but a small part of you wanted to brew it anyway just for shits and giggles.
>And because you wanted someone to hold hooves with and cuddle. ;_;
>After adding the final ingredient which was a dash of paprika, you began boiling a few liters of water.
>And voila! One large bottle of L-lewd.
>At first, the taste was god awful. But then it kinda grew on you after chugging the entire thing.
>And nothing. You were expecting for some pomy to show up, but nope.
>You knew it was fake all along.
>Sigh, go out to the market to buy some bread. And some cider to drink yourself to sleep. ;_;
>Arrive near Sugarcube Corner.
>"Look! There he is! Get him!"
>Look up, notice a small group of ponies forming up from the distance.
>They gasped, then screamed as they see you.
What? Oh shi-
>You knew you were fucked.
>It was every anon for himself.
>And you ran as fast as you can away from a wild herd of screaming mares.
>"I want him! I need him! I really like his suit!"
>Trip over on a rock, fall down.
>Cry in agony.
>Look behind, the crowd nearly doubled in size.
>"He's mine! Get away from me! I want Nonny!"
>"Need a hoof dear?"
>Look up, see a pink hoof. It was Lily.
>Grab her hoof as she helps you up, before planting several kisses on your cheeks.