>Be some anonymous twit
>Be on the ground
>In a forest
>You hop to your feet, your head aching
>The last thing you remember is talking with Brian and Vinnie
>Vinnie was babbling about how his favourite series of fighting games had started "caving to the SJWs" because some fem fighters had been covered up, and that pissed him off
>Brian was acting as shifty as usual, mumbling some nonsense about eggs and bestiality
>You had been drinking copious amounts of booze to unwind
>Did Brian try to poison you again?
>Your drink did look odd, and the last time he tried it you awoke in about the same situation, except your clothes were still on
>Shit, you don't even have your phone, so you can't call anyone
>You look around and see light in the distance
>You head towards it, wary of anything at your feet
>Snakes are a bitch
>When you arrive where the light originated, you see that it's some sort of porchlight on a cottage of sorts
>You hesitantly knock on the door
>When the door opens, almost in slow motion, you see a yellow, pink-haired pony
>It opened the door
>Your mouth opens in disbelief
>The pony gets a look of abject terror on her face and slams the door in yours
>You stand at the door for a solid two minutes, still in shock at what you saw
>All of a sudden, you're reminded of your buddy, Miles-Linus, and how he could never shut up about the show he liked
>A show about cartoon ponies
>You come to your senses and knock on the door again, trying to keep your composure this time.
>The yellow pony, still obviously terrified at your presence, only opens the door a crack, managing to squeak out a barely audible, "What do you want, mister?"
>You sigh audibly, and the yellow pony winces.
"Where am I?"
>"Y-y-you're in E-E-Equestria, mister. W-why?"
"Is this Earth?"
>"Uhh... I d-don't understand."
"Look, just calm down. I don't want to hurt you."
>If this isn't Earth, and you don't know how you got here, then you're probably fucked.