>>28621089>You drag the fucking pegasus on your leg across the living-room and eventually to the kitchen, sometimes intentionally hitting her against any obstacles in the way.>Once in the kitchen, you realize you have no idea what cabinet has the glasses.>You look at Surprise.>Ugh.
“Hey, kid. Know where the glasses are?”>“Oh! Glasses! I can get you glasses!” she shouts eagerly.>She then zips right off of your leg and floats up to your eye-level.>“HNNNG!!!”>Her white face turns red as she then flexes every muscle in her body. trying her hardest to do...something.
“What’re you doing?”>“MAKING….GLASSES….”>Oh.>Maybe she’s not a completely useless bastard after all.>“HNNNNG….”>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kw50ViHDZds>“Hooray! I made glasses!”
“Did you...did you just shit on the kitchen floor?”>“No, I made glasses for you.”
“What? But, look, shit just plopped on the floor from your fucking ass right there and…”>You point to the mess on the floor, only to find a pair of reading-glasses.
“...Wat.”>“Glasses! Yay!”>...What the holy hell.
“Uh, not the type of glasses I was talking about, but, uh...I’m sorry, that was literally just a pile of shit a few seconds ago. What the fuck happened?”>“Um, I dunnooo...”>You look at this strange child.
“What...what are you?”>“I’m my Momma and Dadda’s special little princess!”>Well, she certainly is “special” alright.