Hey, Fluttershy?">She snaps back to reality>"O-oh? What is it, Anonymous?"
"It's just Anon, Shy. And I wanted to ask you something.">"What is it, Anon?">You sit down next to her and get comfortable
"Well...I know it's not appropriate to ask, but...when you and Discord...y'know...what was it like?">Her jaw drops and her eyes go wide>She looks as though she's about to tell you off, but then>She stops short
"Something wrong?">"Um...Well, now that I think about it..."
"Shy, it's okay, you don't have to answer. It was stupid of me to ask anyway.">"No, no! It's not that! It's just that...Well, I don't really remember much of it.">You arch your brow again
"What do you mean?">"I-i-it wasn't like that, I swear! It's just...well...>"I can't really explain it, but I remember one time Pinkie Pie tried this new cupcake recipe, and she told me it gave her really weird dreams."
"So you're telling me you were high?">"Not really. It was more like a fever dream, but a good one.">Hard silence falls
"...Well, did he at least put it in...">"I...can't say for sure. I didn't see...it...But he did do this thing that made it feel like butterflies were in my tummy.">This all sounds weird to you, but the fact Discord's still in the cottage makes it seem legit
"Well, you seem to be taking all this pretty well.">"Oh, of course! Why wouldn't I be happy? Soon, I'll be bringing two little rays of sunshine into Equestria!">She looks back to her belly, gently rubbing it>"Oh! Did you want to feel it too?">If you still had tea, you'd be spitting it out
"W-what?!">"It's okay, Anon. Go ahead and give it a feel.">Nervously shaking, you reach a hand out and rest it on her belly>It's warm and taut, and you can feel her babies moving just beneath>You absentmindedly start rubbing her tummy, making her coo softly>Suddenly, a voice calls from the kitchen>"Tea's ready~!">With a yelp, you snap your hand away from Fluttershy as Discord reappears baring a steaming teapot