"You're the mayor, I'm pretty sure you can loiter as much as you'd like.">"While I would love to do that, I'm not positive it I can Anon."
"You could make it law if you wanted too.">She giggles, shrugging.>"That'd be an easy way to get impeached."
"Pshaw, who needs work anyways.">"As much as I'd like to be a slacker like you, it'd get boring."
"Not having work is boring?">With a mock gasp of horror you lean back in the booth.>She sighs hyperbolically, exaggerating it.>"What would I even do?"
"Spend every day with me for starters.">"Hmm... Now would that be enjoyable, or torture?"
"Probably the latter if I was being honest.">Another laugh.>It was odd, but you lived for those tiny expressions of joy.>In a sort of feedback loop whenever you could make her happy it only further enriched your mood as well.>It was a kind of music to your ears, as cliche as that was.>Trading back loving insults, jibes, and assorted deeper conversations you both finally depart from the restaurant, the waiter a bit too hasty in his goodbyes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bc5T0tVkRkY>The crispy night air brushes against your face softly as the two of you make your way down Ponyville's main road.>Many if not all of the shops are already closed, with only a few ponies still meandering about.>They give you furtive glances but keep to themselves.>The thudding of your boots against the ground fill the quiet.>May inhales deeply of the cool breeze, her dress fluttering behind her.>"I believe life has gotten a lot better around here."
"Rampant chaos gods, changeling invasions, and general mayhem is better?">"You didn't even go though that Non."
"I know, I'm the next curse Equestria has to deal with.">"We're all doomed then?"
"Definitely.">"What are your powers?"
"Seducing cute mares, filing important paperwork, and consuming mass amounts of food.">"Truly, a monster."
"Thank you. I pride myself on my abilities."