>>29611382>You know Twilight well enough by now to know that she wasn't "Just Curious".
"Mental note, watch Twilight. She's planning something," you think to yourself.
"Anyway, where was I? Ahh yes, about my being a hitman. I liked video games a lot back then, so I was often times loaned a sweet new vidya, which was always in excellent condition, by a certain group of nerds in exchange for protection from certain known bullies. We had a bit of a trade system going, and since so many people were a bit unnerved by me, the jobs were mostly non-confrontational. It was real nice.
"Then, one day, I'm approached by my good friend, who was also in this vidya loaning business, and he tells me that he loaned a game to this one notorious Chad who was just really angry all the time. My friend was really worried that said guy would end up ragequitting and destroying his game cartridge. So he begged me for about two straight days to keep an eye on the guy.">At this point, all eyes are on you, and the two ponies and dragon are completely silent.>Spike even stopped snacking on his chair.
"No comments? Well then.
"I finally gave in, and just as I did, this nignog is loudly bragging about how he broke my friend's game cartridge in half because the game was supposedly really stupid.
"Now, this guy didn't notice us right then, so-">"Hey Anon, this part is boring. Can we skip to the cool part?">"Yeah, this part of the story is boring.">You sigh
"Fine Dashie, i'll skip to the good part. Also, Spike, do you need some gemstones to snack on?">"Sure, Anon, where are they?">You slide a bowl of gemstones you had hidden under the table over to Spike>"Thanks!"
"You're welcome, Spike. Anyway, the good part, right. So, basically, my friend is making me give this guy a Shit-Swirlie.