>>29670413>"It says on his sign that he's giving advice.">"And that he's a PhD! I wonder what that is?">"Shut up Lyra, I didn't come here to listen to your stupid-">"Oooh! Maybe he knows some sort of trick to getting more humans to appear...">"...*sigh*... Lyra, I seriously want to strangle you sometimes.">Well then.
"You know what? I'll help you out right now.">You didn't like your breakfast this morning anyways.>Aaaaand awkward silence.>All of the pones just sit there waiting for the world to change something to happen.>Well, you were hoping you wouldn't have to use this>FULL AUTISM, GO!
"You know what?">"What?"
"There's a saying that my people, the Humans, have for situations like this."
"Some of the most legendary feats of Human achievement happened right after this saying was heard.">"And what's that, sir?">assume Shia Labeouf stance
"JUST DO IT!">"I'm sorry sir, but-"
"Don't let your dreams be dreams.">"Uh-uh-uuum that's really inspirational and all bu-"
"Yesterday, you said tomorrow, so JUST DO IT!">"I-"
"MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE! JUST... DO IT!">"Okay, sir, I get it, I should-"
"Some people dream of success, while YOU'RE GONNA WORK HARD AT IT! NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE!">"Thank you sir. I'll remember that.">And then he dashed off.>But you weren't done.>You still had an audience...
"You should get to the point where anyone else would quit, but YOU'RE NOT GONNA STOP THERE! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!?"
"... DO IT! JUST... DO IT! YES YOU CAN! JUST DO IT!">Your audience is now on the edge of their butts.
"If you're tired of starting over, STOP GIVING UP.">le Shia Squat>You then bugger off to your house as the pones all gallop off and do pone things.