"EUREKA!">You pull your goggles up and marvel at your newest creation.
"Spike, SPIKE get in here!">"What is it?" A synthetic, monotone voice calls out>A little purple dog walks to you, a weird helmet clasped onto his furry head
"I've done it Spike, I've created a time machine!">"Really Anon? I don't think we should be messing with the fabric of time, your mother would have you write an entire thesis on why this is wrong if she finds out..."
"Gee, thanks for the vote of confidence bud, you know she won't find out, not now that I have this here TIME MACHINE.">You take your flask from your lab coat and take a sip of the room temp Iced Tea.
"I can just go back in time to the time before she ever found out. Bam, problem solved.">"I don't know Anon." The little dog tells you.>You squint at him
"You know what else I can do with a time machine? Go back and prevent your neutering.">"... So this time machine, how does it work?">How does it work?
"HAHA Spike, please, you know as well as I do that we'd be stuck here for hours just so you could understand even an iota of how this works. Also, you know I play fast and loose with science, I have no idea what I'm doing half the time, but it works. That's what's called being a genius.">Time to take this bad boy for a spin!>You start fiddling with the dashboard and setting some dials.>"When in time are you going?"
"Spike, over my short life there hasn't been a mystery I couldn't solve or wrap my head around, all but one. Who my father was, why he pumped and dumped my mom.">"So you are going back before your inception? I don't know, what if you do something that stops you from ever being born?"