Posted this green in the Dash thread yesterday. An Anon suggested i post it here so, here ya go...
>The most important meal of the day: Breakfast.
>Those who go without this meal face a day of perils filled to the brim with lack of energy, fatigue, and exhaustion.
>You however, don't need to worry about such things. For you have...
"Yes, YES!" You shout in the kitchen at the counter, wearing only a pair of boxers and a sleeveless shirt, "Arise! Become something greater!"
>A crisp piece of bread shoots up from the toaster.
"TOAST!" You exclaim, letting your inner idiot out like noones watching, "Well, thats done. Where is my damn... Ah butter, you're in the fridge. Thats right."
>You reach to your right and grab a block of butter from the fridge.
>You're mere seconds away from tending to your newly toasted bread with a thin slice of greatness, when you're interrupted by a knocking at the door.
>You grab a butter knife from the counter and butter the toast as you walk from the kitchen of your humble home to the front door, tiny breadcrumbs falling to the floor with each step you take.
"Ahh this crick in my neck..." You pinch and rub the right side of your neck, being careful not to drop the knife. "Damn pillow is flat as hell."
>The knocking continues.
"I'm coming, I'm coming!"
>You grab at the doorknob only for your buttery hand to slip off before getting a good grip.
"Dammit, freak'n butter." You sigh, and open the door, "I came!" You smirk, "Oh hey, Dash."
>Rainbow stood at your door with her brow cocked and a confused look on her face.
>"About time. What took you?"
>You say nothing, only pointing at your toast before taking a bite.