>>31637696>It looked quite uncomfortable for her, and it showed when she noticed your expression>"What?"
"Why are you sitting like that?">"It's how you humans like to sit."
"You're obviously not human, you don't have to- Oh god.">You pinched the bridge of your nose
"Don't tell me they said you had to sit like a person.">Celestia blinked and furrowed her brow in confusion>"How did you-"
"I know a bit about the industry you- You don't have to do that anymore, okay?">You wave it off, your own frustration becoming apparent in your voice as you lean on your leg and shake your head
"Some people, man... They just don't get it.">Celestia didn't move much except tilt her head inquisitively>You looked at her in even more frustration and throw up a hand
"Well? What are you waiting for? I told you to get comfortable!">The cartoon horse reeled back from the snappy volume of your voice before drawing her hind legs up beneath her>"Y-you don't have to shout...">She looked slightly offended and a bit scared, drawing up a foreleg as she cringed
"Sorry. I'm just... a little pissed the fuck off right now.">You stood up and held a hand on your hip as you paced around>"Why? Was it something I did?"
"No! That... That no one... Gah!">You sighed and shook your head again
"You're treating me like I'm some god damn slave owner that's gonna whip you for speaking out of line. Look, Miss, I'm just a regular fuckin' guy that unlike some rich bastards up top may want you to think, thinks 'toons like you might deserve just a bit of fuckin' decency.">You sat yourself back down, your little rant helping to clear your head a bit>Celestia's eyes lit up slightly, now for once focused on you>For once you thought you could see intellect in them>Maybe she wasn't as much of an idiot as you assumed she was>You let a sigh out as you leaned back into your couch cushion