>You take a sip from your cup of punch, or whatever this is supposed to be, as you scan the area.
>Today is...some stupid friendship holiday or whatever, and Celestia decided it would be fun to invite representatives of each race to attend a "Get-Along garden party".
>She seriously needs a better name.
>Dragons, griffins, Yaks, you name it. All here. You were forced to attend by the way.
>Fucking alicorn assholes.
>Some weird Bird-horse happily bounces up to you smiling, while holding a plate in her hand.
>"I'm Princess Skystar! I'm a Hippogriff! What's your name?"
>Her over-friendliness is eerie.
"I'm Anonymous. I'm a human."
>"Whoooooa. So you're a "Hee-Yu-Mane"? That's so interesting!"
"It's just human, and thank you I guess."
>You take another small gulp, while Skystar stands there grinning.
"Was there something else...?"
>She holds the plate up to you.
>"Would you like to try one? I made them myself!"
>You eye the plate of what looks like black bumpy jam on crackers.
"What is it?"
>Oh, Caviar? They have that here? Well why the fuck not? If you're gonna be here, may as well be ritzy.
>You take one of the little crackers and pop it into your mouth. It's not a bad flavor. The texture is a little weird, but the cracker helps offset it.
"This is pretty good. I never realized that Bird-Pony hybrids could make something so rich in flavor, yet so light and delicate. Back in my world this stuff costs an arm and a leg."
>Skystar smiles proudly.
>"It better be delicious. It came from the best after all!"
>You take another one, and wolf it down.
>Skystar looks at you with half-lidded eyes.
>"Is it delicious?"
>She licks her beak seductively.
>Uhm...okay. That's a weird thing to say, but whatever.
>You continue to gobble down the Roe snacks, as Skystar looks on with crossed hind legs, not noticing the approaching Princess Twilight.
>"Hello Anon! I'm so glad you made it!"