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Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 02:55:30 No.32252544 View View Reply Original Report

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Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 03:08:24 No.32252603 Report

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>>32252544
First for most under appreciated bird.

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Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 03:17:07 No.32252632 Report

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Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 03:27:31 No.32252668 Report

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>>32252632
Yes, that was the obvious reference

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Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 03:30:46 No.32252678 Report

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Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 03:44:21 No.32252716 Report

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>coming out of the closet for the first time

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Tstar Fri 20 Apr 2018 03:50:21 No.32252737 Report

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>Sleep kept a safe distance from Trixie that night.
>"That stupid rock pony" she rolled her eyes as she thought the phrase.
>"After all the insults she still..." Trixie paused.
>Usually a pony tells Trixie to take a hike once she starts getting agitated.
>"What makes Maud different?"
>She tossed and turned in her bed.
>Until her eyes fell upon the still vibrant sapphire lying on the nightstand.
>Drifting further into thought, Trixie couldn't think of an answer.
>But, staring at the sapphire did make her realize how tired her eyes truly felt.
>Soon they began to feel heavy.
>And then poof.
>Trixie was out like a light.
>Before she knew it the break of dawn assaulted all her senses but taste and smell.
>The world's most unwanted alarm clock.
>The Sun
>All Trixie wanted to do was continue her lovely snooze, but then Limestone would be up here faster than a hungry manticore.
>So she figured it wouldn't be worth the risk.
>Hopping out of bed.
>Brushing her mane, and her teeth.
>She descended the stairs.
>Not looking forward to the day as per usual.
>As she entered the kitchen she noticed that Marble wasn't the one making the food today.
>Instead it was the ashen mane that greeted Trixie and tied her stomach in knots.
>Trixie tried to silence her hoofsteps but the wooden stairs creak still caught Limestone's attention.
>"Good, you're up" she stirred the pot a few times.
>"You're doing the North Field today"
>"Grab some breakfast and get going!"
>Trixie groaned and rolled her eyes.
>She glanced out a nearby window to the North Field and saw a moderate amount of rocks to go through.
>A lightbulb went off in her head.
>"Is Maud around?"

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Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 03:50:48 No.32252739 Report

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Well, you got me there

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Tstar Fri 20 Apr 2018 04:26:01 No.32252861 Report

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>>32252737
>Limestone turned her head away from the pot of rock water and glared at Trixie.
>"N-Not that Trixie needs her help or anything"
>"She's just...curious" Trixie gave a big, nervous grin.
>Limestone's eyes squinted dead center on Trixie.
>She was trying to crack Trixie by sheer intimidation alone.
>"Maud had to go in town today to meet up with someone"
>"She'll be back before dinner" Limestone went right back to stirring the pot.
>Trixie stood at the door her mind bursting with questions at the new information.
>"Diiiiiiiiid, she perhaps mention who she was meeting?" she asked back at Limestone.
>"Don't know, don't care, it's her business not mine" retorted the blunt, loud, grey horse.
>Drooping her head forward she scowled.
>Not feeling like bashing her head against a brick wall she trotted out into the North Field.
>To get the day over with.
>Just like yesterday.
>The walk out to the North Field wasn't as bad as the west one.
>Being that the North field was almost directly in front of the house.
>But, it was also directly in view of the farm and by extension Limestone.
>So even if Maud were around Trixie wouldn't be able to get away with what she did yesterday.
>Gulping loudly, Trixie set her equipment down by her first rock.
>A pickaxe, and a bottle of water.
>To avoid the mistake of yesterday.
>"Welp...here goes nothing" Trixie bit her lip as she lifted her pickaxe high above her head.
>Then with one fell swoop she brought it down and cleaved a good chunk of the stone off.
>Excitedly gasping, Trixie's eyes beamed wide open.
>"Trixie knew she'd become an expert sooner or later!" she hopped in place for a second.

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Tstar Fri 20 Apr 2018 04:29:05 No.32252869 Report

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>>32252861
>"Alright, now Trixie just has to do that...several hundred more times" her voice dropped as she looked around.
>Rocks almost as tall and wide as her.
>She looked at the chunk she just knocked off.
>It was as big as her hoof.
>Groaning already for the third time this morning, Trixie begrudgingly went back to breaking rocks.
>"Stupid Maud making this look easier than it i-" Trixie was cut off as she heard the sound of a wagon pull up to the side.
>A grey mare in a plain blue dress stepped out into view.
>"Oh there's Maud" Trixie set her tools down and began her trek over to her.
>"Wonder who she had to talk to in town" as she approached a feeling in her stomach caused her body to tense up and freeze in place.
>In mid-step she was frozen.
>Maud was looking through the curtain of the wagon.
>Trixie saw it pull off to the side and reveal an ivory white unicorn.
>On her head was a sun-yellow bonnet with pink floral patterns
>Little bits of shimmering, vibrant purple visible underneathe.
>Pink sunglasses adorned her eyes.
>Trixie could tell whoever this mare was she certainly liked to make an impression.
>Her lips moved, but Trixie couldn't tell what she was saying.
>She laughed and reeled her head back.
>Then she leaned forward and looked towards Maud with a certain longing in her eyes.
>Maud started to lean forward as well.
>They both shut their eyes and pursed their lips.
>Causing Trixie's heart to feel like it's falling through her body with one, little kiss.

You thought this was a cute Mauxie story, but it was actually RariMaud!

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Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 04:54:06 No.32252939 Report

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https://youtu.be/aiLk619tHgE

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Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 05:17:47 No.32253009 Report

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Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 06:04:34 No.32253184 Report

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>>32252869
IT’S NOT FAIR.

Why is Rarity such a waifu stealer...

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Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 06:06:18 No.32253188 Report

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Best ship coming through.

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Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 06:06:38 No.32253189 Report

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>>32252869
that's my girl! best thot in the world
:')

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Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 06:11:58 No.32253206 Report

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>>32252869
Rarity... Stahp.
You're creating worst timeline.
You have to go back.

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Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 06:13:41 No.32253211 Report

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>>32253184
Her well-manicured exterior and prissy poise belies a woman out to wreck all same-sex relationships.

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Sadnon Fri 20 Apr 2018 06:26:23 No.32253246 Report

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>The thin veneer of confidence and grace was quickly falling apart for her, as it was with everyone surrounding her.
>Applejack looked up into the wide balcony that Coloratura was waxing in rhythm on.
>Even as flawless as Coloratura was, it still left Applejack with a sour stomach at the thought.
>Final rehearsals were just a week away, and their opening night only a little after.
>Despite her worrying, Coloratura continued to strike the rhythmic and flowing poetry, like a painter swiping at a canvas.
>Poised and precise, with every note and syllable falling after the other in a neat tempo.
>The clipboard in Applejack's grip groaned feebly under her white-knuckled stranglehold.
>Lights slowly dimmed and faded and Coloratura’s voice grew almost dusky, as she waited for the actor to begin the scene.
>Romeo -or, rather, the actor that portrayed him- stood from the floor and sent a dazzling, charming smile as he recited his lines.
>”But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.
Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon,
Who is already sick and pale with grief.”
>Applejack stood mesmerized, hidden from view by the curtains from the looming theatre, yet plainly visible to Rara.
>The man- though he was attractive- did not catch her attention, not the way he held himself, nor that garish smile that lingered a little too long in Rara’s direction.
>It was Coloratura who held her gaze and entranced her mind with a precise, elegant pronouncement of her love for the actor.
>Coloratura’s smoldering look, too, seemed to stray from the actor and land square on Applejack’s shoulders for a split second before she turned back.
>That simple glance made Applejack’s heart flutter and her stomach flop.
>She glanced side to side to see if any of the other backstage crewmen saw the brief exchange, but it seemed she was in the clear.

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Sadnon Fri 20 Apr 2018 06:30:07 No.32253254 Report

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>>32253246
>”O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo?
Deny thy father and refuse they name!
Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love,
And I’ll no longer be a Capulet.”
>Applejack shuddered at Coloratura’s striking performance.
>Her hand absentmindedly slipped into her pocket and played with the piece of card stock Coloratura had given her, only a time was written on it with a wavy, elegant script.
>Tonight was going to be a busy night.
>Her work was never done.

***

>Applejack stretched her sore, noodle-like body in the hazy morning afterglow.
>She turned to her side and embraced the equally as nude Coloratura.
>Applejack pulled the blanket high so that it covered them to the shoulders, then buried her face into the dark locks that smelled sweetly of apples.
>Coloratura wouldn’t wake for another hour, and that was fine by Applejack.
>She wouldn’t want to be anywhere else, nor do this with anyone else.

***

>”You smell good.”
>Applejack stumbled out of the haze that lingered over her mind at Coloratura’s statement.
“You to.”
>Coloratura smiled and turned her back around so they were facing each other.
>As she was won’t to do, she tucked herself into Applejack’s lean and powerful frame.
>”I smell like apples, of course you like it…”
“Darn right, ‘Tura.”
>Coloratura laughed and poked Applejack in the side.
>”You and your apples. I swear, one of these days you’re gonna die from apple poisoning or something.”
>Applejack’s retaliation against the unexpected and uncomfortable prod and joke was to roll Coloratura over onto her back and loom over her.
>Coloratura laughed in her face when Applejack tried to glare at her.
“’S not funny.”
>”Don’t pout.”
“I ain’t poutin’”
>”You so are!”
“Nuh uh.”
>”Yeah huh!”
“Nuh-uh, no way in sam hill is this country gal a pouter!”
>”’Ain’t naow way dis here coun-tree gal gon’ pout!'”

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Sadnon Fri 20 Apr 2018 06:32:25 No.32253262 Report

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>>32253254
“I don’t sound like that one bit, y’all best take that back!”
>”Make me.”
>Applejack eyed the shark-like grin and hungry, lustful eyes and came to a conclusion.
>She would just have to make Coloratura apologize.
>Several times. Vigorously.
>Rehearsals didn’t even start for a few more hours, more than enough time!
“I’ll take you up on that offer, ‘Tura.”

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Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 06:51:55 No.32253312 Report

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>>32253262
Rara's gonna have a several mouthful of Apples

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Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 07:13:38 No.32253367 Report

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>>32252603
Artist?

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Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 07:47:20 No.32253443 Report

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>>32253367
https://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-scorpion-dash-89

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Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 07:51:02 No.32253448 Report

Quoted By: >>32254013 >>32259946

>>32252544
>not car lesbians

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Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 08:17:12 No.32253488 Report

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>>32253443
Still my favorite ship.

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Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 10:34:54 No.32253684 Report

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>>32253488
Is quality

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Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 10:49:53 No.32253700 Report

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Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 13:54:57 No.32253953 Report

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>>32253262
This is pretty damn adorable. Hell, the accent impersonation alone is as sweet as sugar.

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Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 14:06:35 No.32254013 Report

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>>32253448
Just pretend this is Twilight and Sunset
https://youtu.be/5TNSVzeKcxQ

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Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 14:35:09 No.32254087 Report

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>>32253443
>>32253684
Who drew these?

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Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 15:28:19 No.32254238 Report

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>>32253262
i want to be the awkward third wheel of their relationship, if only to experience this cuteness firsthand

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nohooves !!4bjFcPvCihc Fri 20 Apr 2018 16:40:32 No.32254501 Report

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Previously, on [It's a Beautiful Day]

>Everyone's gone crazy with lust for Fluttershy. Like, cray-cray crazy.
>Rarity barely makes it out of her boutique with Fluttershy in tow, dodging and rebuffing her friends as they try to make moves on the fashionista's darling girlfriend.
>Hiding in her car doesn't seem to help, as Twilight tracks them down in short order.
"Rev up those cylinders, darling, we're getting the heck out of dodge!"
"Was... was that a southern twang I just heard?"
"Nonsense, dear! This is not a Rarijack fic."
>On the way out of town, they're intercepted by Applejack in her hulking truck.
>Rarity uses her 'feminine wiles' to leave Applejack in the dust. It involves Rarity pulling up her skirt for some reason.
"...Okay, maybe there's a wee bit of Rarijack in here."
"Rarity! I'm your girlfriend!"
"Sorry, sorry. Won't happen again."

- -

Now, back to the show.

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nohooves !!4bjFcPvCihc Fri 20 Apr 2018 16:42:11 No.32254507 Report

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>>32254501
>In the outskirts of the town, a small taco joint sat in the middle of a parking lot a few acres too large for its size.
>The lot was mostly empty except for a pearl-white sporty looking car parked close to the building entrance. It had a rather nasty looking scruff on the side, accentuated by a conspicuous lack of a side mirror.
>The occupants of the vehicle were, for the time being, sitting quietly in the tastefully dilapidated taco joint, sharing a table between them.
>"Ummm," said the yellow girl to her pale girlfriend, whose face was buried in the menu and trying to make sense out of the hand-scrawled list.

>The pale girl squinted through her reading glasses.
"Say, does 'El Grande Chipso' sound appealing to you? There's not that many vegan-friendly items on there."
>"Ummm," said the yellow girl again, her voice faltering a little.
"It's okay if you don't like it. I'll just box up the rest for Sweetie Belle."
>"Rarity, umm, t-the waitress is here..."
>The fashionista waved her hand nonchalantly, her face still buried in the menu.
"Yes yes, I know darling, I'll be quick. So, do you want the 'El Grande Chipso' or should I keep looking?"
>"W-well, that sounds fine, but the waitress is here."
"Yes, you've said that already."
>"It's just that.... I think we might know the waitress."

>Rarity breathed out a quiet curse. This won't end well.
>Slowly, she raised her head, shifting her gaze from the poorly handwritten menu to the light-blue girl holding a pad and a pen.
>Rarity squinted. There *was* something about this girl, but she couldn't quite put her finger on it.
>She took off her reading glasses, hoping to get a clearer picture. They were not helping.
>Slowly, a mix of familiarity and terror washed over Rarity.
>Her eyes went wide.
>The pale-blue girl flashed a grin, revealing a row of fish-like teeth.
>"Hello! I'm Sonata, have you decided on what to order yet?"

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nohooves !!4bjFcPvCihc Fri 20 Apr 2018 16:45:03 No.32254513 Report

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>>32254507
>Rarity opened her mouth to speak.
"Wh-wh-wh-wha..."
>She gaped and sputtered in an entirely unladylike manner. It would've made Hoity Toity run away in abject terror.
>"Oh. My. Gosh!" exclaimed Sonata. "Are you doing a fish-out-of-water impression? That's like, totally offensive to me, you know."
"I-I wasn't--"
>Rarity tried desperately to collect herself. Fluttershy merely rolled her eyes.
>"Let me t-take care of this, Rarity," said Fluttershy gently, gently squeezing Rarity's hand. "Sonata, what are you doing here?"
>"Me?" Sonata tilted her head. "Oh, you know... Helping my sisters run this place."
>"Oh," said Fluttershy, somewhat disappointed.
>Sonata raised an eyebrow. "Ehh? You look disappointed."
"Well, yes. I am too."
>"Whyyy?!"
"It's just that... I expected you and the rest of the sirens to be working on something more...."
>"Menacing," suggested Fluttershy.
"...Yes, menacing. Something more menacing after what you did in Canterlot High."
>"Oh! Pffft," Sonata waved a dismissive hand. "Don't you worry your pretty little head, yellow girl. We're still totally doing menacing things."
>"Pretty... little... head?"
>Fluttershy muttered, popping a vein in her forehead. Rarity gave her a reassuring squeeze.

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nohooves !!4bjFcPvCihc Fri 20 Apr 2018 16:46:33 No.32254519 Report

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>>32254513
"Say... Where *are* the rest of you, anyway?"
>Sonata flahsed her sharktooth grin again.
>"Well! Adagio is on the grill and Aria is in the freezer. They make the tastiest taco meat together!"
>A pause.
"Come again?"
>"Ugh," whined Sonata rolling her eyes. "Adagio is on the grill--"
"ON the grill."
>"Uh, yeeeaah! And Aria is in the freezer."
"IN the freezer."
>"That's what I said!"
>Fluttershy's face went Rarity-pale. Rarity raised an eyebrow.
"You mean, right now?"
>"Yeah!"
"Like, Adagio is ON the grill and Aria is IN the freezer?"
>"Uhh, sure!"
"Oh my god..."
>"I think I'm going to be sick," said Fluttershy, covering her mouth.

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nohooves !!4bjFcPvCihc Fri 20 Apr 2018 16:49:20 No.32254529 Report

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>>32254519
>"Just ignore her," said a raspy voice from behind the fridge door. "She has no idea what she's talking about. As usual."
>The door creaked open, revealing an edgy looking girl wearing a thick coat. She thumped the door shut behind her with a kick from her boot-clad foot.
>Another voice chucked from behind the grill.
>"Oh my," said the poofy girl in a sensually deep alto. "I can't believe you idiots actually thought Sonata would be cruel enough to serve us up like that."
"Adagio? Aria?"
>"Ahh," purred Adagio, tossing aside the hairnet that didn't even come close to covering up half of her poof. "You still remember our names?"
>"H-how could we forget?" Whispered Fluttershy.
"What are you doing here? And why are you--"
>Something clicked inside Rarity's head.
>Sirens, songs, mind controlling music...
>She gasped.
"You! You're the reason why our friends have gone crazy, aren't you?"

>"Nice," rasped Aria. "You're smarter than you look."
>"Of course I am," whined Sonata.
>"I wasn't talking about you."
>"Shut UP, girls."
>Something metallic clanged against the tile floor. Adagio stomped around the grill to the front without her spatula.
>"I swear, if you deadweights fuck this up with your incessant arguing--"
>Adagio paused, then took a deep breath.
>"I won't lose my temper," she muttered to herself. "I won't lose my temper, I won't lose my temper..."
>"Wow," said Fluttershy in amazement. "Just, w-wow..."
>Rarity slowly shook her head.
"You guys need some serious counseling."
>"Heh," chuckled Aria, grinning like she had just unsheathed her katana and getting ready to teleport behind Rarity. "Not as much as you will once we're done with you."

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Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 16:49:37 No.32254534 Report

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*snrk*

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nohooves !!4bjFcPvCihc Fri 20 Apr 2018 16:51:49 No.32254551 Report

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>>32254529
>"Th-that's right," said Adagio, apparently having calmed herself. "For years, we've been saving up our energy for this very moment."
>"Years, dude!" Sonata emphasized.
>"Yesss," hissed Adagio. "Meticulous planning, forbidden rituals, human sacrifice--"
"Human sacrifice??"
>"Don't worry," said Sonata cheerfully. "It was Filthy Rich and Timber Spruce. No harm no foul"
"Oh, good."
>"Thank you s-so much," said Fluttershy, looking genuinely happy.
>Aria smirked.
>"Heh, it was nothing."
>Fluttershy gave Aria a high-five. Adagio shooed Aria away.

>"Anyway, we spent YEARS on this scheme."
"Yes, you said that already."
>Adagio ignored Rarity.
>"Without our gems, our powers are greatly diminished. And yet.... We persevered, biding our time, for years and years."
>"Years and years!" Sonata emphasized again.
>"How pathetic," Adagio continued, spreading her arms out like an anime villain. "Even with your diminished powers, even with your magic geode nonsense, The Rainbooms couldn't resist our mind-controlling spell!"
>"Heh," chuckled Aria. "The weak should fear the strong. You're weak, we're strong."
>Rarity rolled her eyes.
"How edgy."

>Adagio whipped an arm around, pointing at Fluttershy.
>"Now, all of your friends are lusting after YOU, quiet one! And with the energy we're about to gather from their jealous rage, we'll finally rule this world!"
>"You... You made my friends fall in love with me?"
>Fluttershy looked at Rarity.
>"Rarity? Do you... Is our love...?"
>Rarity stood up in protest.
"What just a minute!"
>"Of course," replied Adagio. "Take your time, we're just monologuing."
>"Wait, is it reeeeally monologuing if there's three of us speaking?"
>"Ugh. Shut up, Sonata."

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nohooves !!4bjFcPvCihc Fri 20 Apr 2018 16:53:32 No.32254557 Report

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>>32254551
"My feelings for Fluttershy is pure and true! I refuse to believe that the love we share is some evil machination of yours!"
>"Actually, yeah," said Aria, trying to appear disinterested. "We didn't even need to put a spell on you. You just kind of... fell for each other on your own. It was kinda disgusting to watch."
>"Purest of form of love!" Exclaimed Sonata.
>"SHUT UP," barked Adagio.

>"Ohh, Rarity," whispered Fluttershy, starry-eyed. "I've always thought our love was too good to be true, but..."
>Rarity hurried over to Fluttershy, clutching her lover's hands against her heart.
"Oh, darling... 'Twas *I* who thought our love was too good to be true. Ever since the Friendship Games, I was stricken with a burning need to make you mine."
>"Rarity, I..."

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nohooves !!4bjFcPvCihc Fri 20 Apr 2018 16:57:36 No.32254567 Report

Quoted By: >>32254575

>>32254557
>Like a scene out of a chick flick, the light around the star-crossed lovers blurred and bloomed.
>The late-afternoon orange glow bounced erratically around them, tinting the very air they breathed.
>Gently, their lips locked together as an unseen orchestra erupted in a painfully romantic melody.
>The sensual collision seemingly went on forever as the lovers turned their heads to and fro, their supple lips twisting together in a heart-stopping dance of consummation.
>In short, it was the purest damned thing anyone had ever seen.

>A cloud of romantic energy radiated out from them and forced itself into The Sirens, clashing violently against what little negative energy they had left in them.
>"S-stop," begged Aria in a raspy voice. "We can't filter this lovey-dovey shit without our gemstones."
>Sonata writhed on the floor, clutching at her chest. She was foaming at her mouth and muttering something along the lines of "it hurts so good."
>The orchestra had gone beyond the reasonable level of melodic climax by now, and punched right through the point where most people would consider it "unbearably sexy" in short order.
>Adagio stomped forward and pried apart the star-crossed lovers, sending the melody flying in all directions and scales (there were no survivors of the poor, imaginary orchestra).
>She breathed a sigh of relief. Her forehead shone with cold sweat.

>"Don't you dare pull something like that ever again," she said, viciously biting off every syllable. "That was absolutely disgusting."
"Ohh, you poor thing. Can't handle two girls kissing?"
>Rarity playfully flicked her lover's chin. Fluttershy giggled heavenly.
>A trail of blood ran down from Sonata's nostril.

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nohooves !!4bjFcPvCihc Fri 20 Apr 2018 16:59:36 No.32254575 Report

Quoted By: >>32254583

>>32254567
>"A-anyway," said Adagio, clearing her throat. "You'll be happy to know that we let your friends know of your whereabouts. They're on their way here."
"Oh, that's good!"
>"And they'll fight tooth and nail for Fluttershy's love, leaving us to feast on all the negative energy."
>"Oh, that's bad," mocked Aria.
>Fluttershy's eyes went wide.
>"Oh no..."
>"In fact," smirked Sonata, pointing her thumb towards the window. "They're here right now!"

>As though on cue, Applejack's beat-up truck screeched to a halt next to Rarity's car. It was missing a tire.
>A group of angry lesbians dismounted from the truckbed.
>"Oh no oh no oh no oh no," panicked Fluttershy. "Rarity, we need to get out of here..."
>"Too late!" Shouted Adagio, wearing a toothy grin. "You're going to fight, and we're going to rule the world!"

>The glass door shattered into a million pieces as a blond girl casually walked through it.
>"Rares," she bellowed. "Where's muh Fluttershy?"
>Her thick thighs rippled as she stomped toward Adagio.
>"And what the hay are YOU doing in here?"
>"Awwh! Who cares about that stupid poofy girl," shouted the rainbow-haired dyke. "There she is! Fluttershy and her possessive thot!"
"P-possessive thot? Whyioughta!"
>"Hey, there's nothing wrong with being a thot!" Yelled Pinkie Pie.
>"Of course you'd say that. You're the biggest thot here!" Berated Twilight. "And that's why you'll never be Fluttershy's girlfriend. You're too impure for her."
>"Oh please," said Sunset, rolling her eyes. "Fluttershy would *never* want to touch a girl who got Flashed and Spruced."
>"Hell, both at the same time," grinned Applejack.
>"It just means I'm metropolitan," protested Twilight. "And that's WAY more desirable than being a hick!"
>"Hey! Don't call my cousin a hick!" Pinkie shouted. "ONLY I GET TO CALL HER A HICK!"
>"Ugh, your rebuttals are worse than your pies, Pinkie!"
>And just like that, the spellbound lesbians locked into a group melee.

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nohooves !!4bjFcPvCihc Fri 20 Apr 2018 17:02:12 No.32254583 Report

Quoted By: >>32254589

>>32254575
>The Sirens, for their part, stood aside and let the squabble play out.
>Adagio grinned, Aria smirked, and Sonata giggled. They were absolutely loving the violence playing out before them.
>A cloud of negative energy began to accrue around the Rainbooms, ripe for harvesting.

>Rarity chewed on her nails.
"Darling, this is bad. Really bad."
>Fluttershy hid behind her hair.
>"Oh, Rarity... What do we do?"
>The cloud began to deform as The Sirens siphoned on it.
>"Yessss. YESSSSS," growled Adagio like a Sith lord. "Keep fighting. KEEP FIGHTING."
>"Ohhh yeah," moaned Aria. "That's the good stuff..."
>"Mmmmf, this is totes tastier than I remember," whispered Sonata.

>Fluttershy looked pensive for a moment.
>"Rarity?"
"Yes, darling?"
>"I have a plan, but... Do you trust me?"
>Rarity gazed at her lover, then at her squabbling friends.
>Sunset was holding Twilight in some sort of a chokehold, and Rarity was certain that Rainbow and Applejack were either locked in an arm wrestle or trying to break each other's thumbs. Pinkie was presumably boxing against her own Tyler Durden.
>It was all too ridiculous to behold.
"Yes, I trust you."
>There was a glint in Fluttershy's eyes. Rarity found it eminently sexy and frightening at the same time.
>"Whatever happens," Fluttershy whispered, "remember that I love you dearly, and that I'm yours alone."
"O-of course..."
>Fluttershy gently kissed Rarity's forehead, then stood up.

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nohooves !!4bjFcPvCihc Fri 20 Apr 2018 17:03:50 No.32254589 Report

Quoted By: >>32254593

>>32254583
>"EVERYONE, STOP!"
>Everyone stopped. Pinkie growled and barked like a dog.
>Fluttershy cleared her throat.
>"I... I gather that you guys want to be my girlfriend?"
>The Rainbooms exchanged glances, then nodded collectively.
>"Please be mine, Fluttershy."
>"Ah'll do anything to be with you!"
>"Me too!"

>"Anything, you say?"
>Fluttershy smirked.
>"Prove it."
>Rarity blinked.
"Fluttershy, what are you--"
>"Make love with each other. Show me that you're worthy of my love," said Fluttershy, ignoring Rarity. "And do it convincingly."
>Her smirk widened.
>"Make. My. Day."

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nohooves !!4bjFcPvCihc Fri 20 Apr 2018 17:04:59 No.32254593 Report

Quoted By: >>32254600 >>32255138

>>32254589
>Sunset smiled knowingly.
>"Of course! How could I have been so stupid?"
>She let go of Twilight, then twirled the lavender nerd around to face her.
>"If I show Fluttershy how great I am at kissing, she'll have no choice but to choose me!"

>"No wait," interrupted Adagio. "What the hell are you doing?"

>"Oh please," said Twilight, shaking her head. "You? A great kisser? I can suck the cork out of a wine bottle *and* lick a razor blade without cutting myself. She's going to love my versatility!"
>"Bullshit," replied Sunset, then smushed her lips against Twilight's. The pair made out like there's no tomorrow, moaning and groping each other.

>"Oh my god," muttered Adagio. "Are you kidding?"

>"Hey!" Shouted Pinkie Pie. "Fluttershy may be shy, but she's kinky, too. She'd love to date a girl who can finger her eat her out like a birthday cake!"
>Pinkie did a perfectly executed knee slide, stuffing her face underneath Twilight's skirt.
>"W-what are you-- Ahhh~"
>Twilight moaned as Pinkie peeled her Starswirl-themed panties aside and began to slurp wildly at her unmentionables.
>Without missing a beat, Pinkie shoved one hand up under Sunset's skirt.
>Sunset bucked her hips forward and moaned into Twilight's mouth as the baker's tender digits began to probe her moist caverns.
>The cloud of energy around them began to change in color.

>"No, stop this!" Adagio shouted angrily. "What the hell is wrong with you dykes?"
>Rarity shuddered in terror.
"I can't believe I'm saying this, but I agree! Please stop!"
>"Oh god," groaned Aria, throwing up in her mouth. "It tastes like nickels,"
>"Not good, not good," muttered Sonata, breathing heavily.

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nohooves !!4bjFcPvCihc Fri 20 Apr 2018 17:06:02 No.32254600 Report

Quoted By: >>32254606 >>32255115

>>32254593
>"That's right, girls!" Fluttershy laughed maniacally. "Keep it up! Mama's SO proud!"

>"What the... Y'all think you can outdo me?"
>With one mighty sweep, Applejack tore off her clothes.
>"Beg yer pardon Fluttershy, but Ah think y'all are lookin' for someone who ain't afraid to get straight to the point!"
"I wouldn't call that 'straight,' darling."
>"Shush, Rares."
>"Oh yeah?"
>Rainbow Dash peeled off her own clothes in ten seconds flat.
>"I can make her cum faster than anyone else in here!"
>"Hah, as if! Y'all don't have the stamina to make her culminate!"
>"Do too!"
>"Prove it!"
>Rainbow Dash tackled her competition down to the floor.
"Oh my god, this is too lewd."
>"Too lewd? Really?" Sonata groaned. "We're dying here!"
>Aria violently lost her lunch as the AppleDash pair wrestled in a chromatic blur.

>"Ahahahahaha," Fluttershy roared into laughter. "Ahahahahahaha! Yes, yesssss! Pin her down and scissor her. Whoever cums first, loses!"
>Applejack's eyes widened, then she nodded in realization.
>"Yes, ma'am!"
"Fluttershy, what in the world has gotten into you??"
>"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

>Applejack and Rainbow locked their hips together and began scissoring for dominance.
>"Y-you like that, duncha? Ah bet you'd cum in ten seconds flat!"
>"B-bullshit! Your tactless humping isn't even getting me wet! You'll never win over Fluttershy like this!"
>"Oh yeah? Ah bet I can brute-force an orgasm outta you... Like this!"
>Applejack bucked her hips forward and stood upright, pinning Rainbow down with her legs spread. She began to rock her crotch back and forth against Rainbow's in an impressive display of strength.
>"Mmmmfff," moaned Rainbow. "O-ohmygosh~"

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nohooves !!4bjFcPvCihc Fri 20 Apr 2018 17:07:13 No.32254606 Report

Quoted By: >>32254616

>>32254600
>Sonata writhed on the floor again, screaming in pain this time.
>Adagio groaned, breathing heavily.
>"Y-you sick thots..."
>"Adagio... I don't wanna die like this," stammered Aria.
>Sonata went rigid, croaking.
>"I-I agree with Aria for once..."
>"Aaaaagh!" Adagio roared with rage, standing up.
>"You win this time, Rainbooms, but we'll be back!"
>The poofy leader nudged Aria up with her foot, practically kicking her.
>She dragged Sonata behind her by her collar.
>"We'll be back!" Adagio shouted again as they made their exit.
>"No you won't," replied Fluttershy, casually waving her hand. "Don't come back!"

>The rest of the Rainbooms, no longer spellbound, stared at each other dumbfounded.
>Sunset panicked, prying herself off of Twilight.
>"No no no no," she groaned. "I was saving myself up for the princess! What have I done?"
>"You taste like grapes," Pinkie Pie commented, licking lavender-scented juices from her lips. "Kinda weird, but not bad."
>"Oh fuck," cursed Twilight. "Well, at least it wasn't Timber Spruce this time..."

>"Uhhh," said Rainbow Dash, staring at Applejack, then at her pubic mound.
>It was slick with their combined juices.
>"This is awkward."
>"Yeah."
>"Y'all want me to stop?"
>".....No, keep going."

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nohooves !!4bjFcPvCihc Fri 20 Apr 2018 17:10:15 No.32254616 Report

Quoted By: >>32254621

>>32254606
- -

[Later that week]

"I must say, when you asked me if I trusted you..."
>Rarity stirred her tea vigorously.
"....I didn't quite expect it to be like... that."
>Fluttershy quietly sipped her tea, savoring the taste. Her long eyelashes gently clasped together as she closed her eyes.
>"Ohhh... This tea is wonderful, Rarity."
>Rarity's knuckles turned whiter than usual as she gripped her teaspoon.

>Outside, a pair of birds chirped idly at nobody in particular.
>Opalescence pawed at the window in a futile attempt at catching them.
>After several failed attempts, she rolled over and decided to take a nap instead.

>"I'm so glad that everything turned out okay."
"Yes, about that--"
>"Who would've thought that the Sirens would be back to haunt us like that?"
>Rarity sighed.
"Fluttershy, darling, we really must talk about what happened back there."
>"Did you hear about Applejack and Rainbow?"
>Rarity ran her fingers through her hair in frustration.
"Yes, I did."
>"I'm so happy for them."
>Rarity put down her teaspoon. It was slightly bent.
"Fluttershy--"
>"Yes?"

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nohooves !!4bjFcPvCihc Fri 20 Apr 2018 17:11:35 No.32254621 Report

Quoted By: >>32254632

>>32254616
"Do you remember when you took that assertiveness workshop with Iron Will? Old Fluttershy, New Fluttershy, that whole thing?"
>Fluttershy stared at Rarity, not saying anything.
"I feel like I saw a glimpse of New Fluttershy back there, and it's been bothering me ever since."
>Silence.
"I-I mean, assertiveness is nice and all, but the way you acted back then--"
>"Did it turn you on?"
>There was that glint in Fluttershy's eyes again, and Rarity wasn't sure if she found it eminently sexy or frightening.

"G-goodness, I..."
>Fluttershy reached over and gently cupped Rarity's chin. Rarity sputtered.
>"Rarity. When we were running away from the girls and facing down the Sirens with, um, 'unconventional' methods..."
>She blushed a little.
>"...It made me realize something."
"Made you... realize?"
>Fluttershy nodded.
>"You see, I don't want to be a frail damsel anymore. I want to be sensual. Assertive. Bold. Strong. Able to protect my lover--"
>Fluttershy gently rested a finger on Rarity's supple lips.
>"--Just like you."
>She smiled playfully, then licked Rarity's saliva from her finger.

>Minutes later, Opalescence was startled awake to the rhythmic sound of something banging against the headboard upstairs.
>There was a muffled, guttural moan. It was entirely unbecoming of a lady.
>Opalescence hissed, then went off to look for someplace private to lick her nethers. Preferably where she couldn't hear the mattress squeaking.

THE END

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nohooves !!4bjFcPvCihc Fri 20 Apr 2018 17:15:54 No.32254632 Report

Quoted By: >>32254753 >>32255227

>>32254621
Aaaand that's it. Hope you enjoyed it.
https://pastebin.com/5JxgJYQH

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Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 17:58:52 No.32254753 Report

Quoted By: >>32254793 >>32255572

>>32254632
That was genuinely funny as hell. I don't know how the heck you manage to fit so many jokes one after the other while still making everything flow pretty seamlessly. Big thumbs up from me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 18:08:56 No.32254793 Report

Quoted By:

>>32254753
>Thumbs up
You're a Lyra!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 19:42:42 No.32255115 Report

Quoted By:

>>32254600
tfw no dash gf to make me cum in 10 seconds flat

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 19:47:19 No.32255138 Report

Quoted By:

>>32254593
>>"Oh god," groaned Aria, throwing up in her mouth. "It tastes like nickels,"
kek

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Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 20:13:34 No.32255227 Report

Quoted By: >>32255572

>>32254632
Thank you for this wonderful gift, your stories have this absurdist gift that has a charm all their own, never stop you magnificent bastard.

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Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 21:37:46 No.32255535 Report

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the shy one was the thot all along

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nohooves !!4bjFcPvCihc Fri 20 Apr 2018 21:53:41 No.32255572 Report

Quoted By: >>32255722

>mfw all deez (You)s

>>32255227
Thanks, absurdism is my only trick

>>32254753
>I don't know how the heck you manage to fit so many jokes one after the other while still making everything flow pretty seamlessly.
By not knowing how to write serious dialogue or narrative ^:)

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Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 22:19:07 No.32255662 Report

Quoted By: >>32255679 >>32256048 >>32256418

Best ship coming through.

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Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 22:24:05 No.32255679 Report

Quoted By:

>>32255662

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 22:34:40 No.32255722 Report

Quoted By: >>32256881

>>32255572
another applefag?

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Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 23:43:36 No.32256048 Report

Quoted By:

>>32253188
Oh hey, that turned out better than expe-
>>32255662
STOP

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Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 00:35:25 No.32256384 Report

Quoted By: >>32256418

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 00:42:11 No.32256418 Report

Quoted By:

>>32255662
>>32256384

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Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 01:29:57 No.32256615 Report

Quoted By: >>32256688 >>32256754

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 01:47:26 No.32256688 Report

Quoted By:

>>32256615
Flash's comment gets me every time

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 02:06:17 No.32256754 Report

Quoted By: >>32256833

>>32256615
That Rarara is a real homewrecker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 02:24:27 No.32256833 Report

Quoted By: >>32256853

>>32256754
One of these days, someone's gonna decide to take revenge on her. Wreck Rarara's home for once. Taking barely legal Sweetie Belle's virginity? Stealing Rarity's wife? Who knows?

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Pie Anon Sat 21 Apr 2018 02:30:55 No.32256853 Report

Quoted By: >>32256895

>>32256833
Plot twist: Sweetie Belle is the one stealing her wife

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nohooves !!4bjFcPvCihc Sat 21 Apr 2018 02:36:58 No.32256881 Report

Quoted By:

>>32255722
m'Rarity

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 02:40:25 No.32256895 Report

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>>32256853
again??

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Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 02:42:34 No.32256907 Report

Quoted By: >>32256919 >>32257014 >>32257086

>She even talks like a 4channer
How much more proof do we need?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 02:45:09 No.32256919 Report

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>>32256907
If she starts making oblique references to greentexts in here I'm gonna lose my shit

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Sadnon Sat 21 Apr 2018 03:05:26 No.32257014 Report

Quoted By: >>32257086 >>32257133

>>32256907

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Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 03:28:03 No.32257086 Report

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>>32256907
>>32257014

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Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 03:43:53 No.32257133 Report

Quoted By: >>32257180

>>32257014
This was supposed to be a joke, why do you keep trying to make working for Hasbro real? How much power do you have?!

Sadnon

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Sadnon Sat 21 Apr 2018 04:03:09 No.32257180 Report

Quoted By: >>32257239

>>32257133
>why do you keep trying to make working for Hasbro real?
>implying I started this

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Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 04:18:44 No.32257239 Report

Quoted By: >>32257269 >>32257277 >>32257399 >>32257536

>>32257180
Plot Twist: Sadnon is Berrow's spilt personality that we memed into existence

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 04:26:25 No.32257269 Report

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>>32257239
>Not 'Boop bitches peel money'
Son, I am disappoint.

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Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 04:27:53 No.32257277 Report

Quoted By:

>>32257239

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 04:28:24 No.32257279 Report

Quoted By: >>32257326 >>32257362

Lesbo thread top 5 homewrecker ranking:

>Rarity
>that white fashion girl
>Sweetie Belle’s sister
>Rarity again
>Hondo Flanks

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 04:44:07 No.32257326 Report

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>>32257279
>Rarity
>Applejack
>Fluttershy
>???
>???

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Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 04:54:36 No.32257362 Report

Quoted By:

>>32257279

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 05:05:03 No.32257399 Report

Quoted By: >>32257425 >>32257536

>>32257239
Plot Twist: Sadnon is Berrow's split personality memed into existence by Larson shitposting in this thread about the Berrow+Sadnon meme.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 05:11:21 No.32257425 Report

Quoted By: >>32257536

>>32257399
Plot Twist: Larson did it because he's range-banned as the infamous Barneyfag but still wanted to write greentexts here, so he split Sadnon from Berrow and has been dropping bits and pieces of greentext ideas over tweets.

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Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 05:57:10 No.32257536 Report

Quoted By: >>32257573

>>32257239
>>32257399
>>32257425

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Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 06:15:29 No.32257573 Report

Quoted By: >>32263815 >>32263955

>>32257536
we need a lesbo comedy involving conspiracy theorists
>InformWars, hosted by Twilight Sparkle
>water filters
>chemtrails, propagated by the Wonderbolts
>Mare Vitality pills

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Pie Anon Sat 21 Apr 2018 07:56:04 No.32257816 Report

Quoted By: >>32257822

Well, here we go. I originally meant for this to be a short Valentine's Day special, but it took on a life of its own way beyond anything I expected. StarTrix is one of my favorite ships, and I'm happy to have shared it with you all for this long. Hope you've enjoyed reading.

https://pastebin.com/1YWftUY0

>Almost immediately, Starlight found herself wrapped in the other girl’s arms
>”Starlight! Your mom said you weren’t coming!”
“Yeah, I, uh… I feel a lot better now.”
>”That’s great!”
>For a brief second, the two stayed silhouetted in sunlight underneath the doorway, with Trixie holding Starlight at arm’s length
>The other girl stared at her quizzically
>”So… it’s our last day, huh.”
“Yeah…”
>Starlight dropped her gaze, but Trixie grabbed ahold of her hand
>”Then let’s make it a good one! We’ve finally got some sun, let’s go for an adventure!”
“Yeah?”
>A tiny glimmer of light had begun to eat through the gunk inside Starlight
“What kind of adventure?”
>”Let’s go find that dragon! He needs a friend, remember?”
>Starlight answered with a nod, and the two ran off with their hands still clasped together

Closing song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nzv7oiKqOvU

>Sunlight settled through the tree leaves above as they entered the forest, fresh mud squishing beneath the girls’ shoes
>Starlight’s chest ached; she did’t think she’d ever run this much
>After having biked all the way here, it was exhausting
>But each breath of warm spring air gave her just enough energy for a few more steps, and she followed close behind Trixie
>”Careful,” Trixie whispered back to her

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Pie Anon Sat 21 Apr 2018 07:57:07 No.32257822 Report

Quoted By: >>32257827

>>32257816
>They ducked amidst a patch of frilly green bushes
>”They’re everywhere.”
“What are?”
>”Ghosts! They wanna take us away!”
“Hmm..”
>Starlight picked two makeshift swords out of the wood lying underfoot, passing one to Trixie
“We’ll need to keep ourselves safe.”
>”Yeah! You lead this time!”

>Starlight pressed forward this time, her sword held aloft
>She could almost see the creatures lurking in the shadows, and drew reflexively closer to Trixie
>The other girl pressed back up against her, keeping a watchful eye over Starlight’s shoulder
>”The dragon must be close.”
“How can you tell?”
>”Trixie just knows these things.”
“Well?”
>”Forward. But stay quiet.”
>Trixie gestured to a gap in the trees, and both girls crept beneath an archway of intertwined ivy and emerged into a wide clearing, the floor of which was bare, wet earth
>A collapsed tree trunk lay flat in the center of it, halfway sunken into the mud
>Trixie took a few steps forward and stopped, her stick-sword dropping to her side
>”It’s dead.”
“Trixie…”
>Starlight tried to take her friend’s hand again, but Trixie walked forward and placed her hand against the trunk
>”We didn’t make it in time.”
>There was a flatness in Trixie’s voice that Starlight hadn’t heard before
>”He must have been lonely.”
“Guess so.”
>Starlight followed her friend and rested her hand on Trixie’s shoulder

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Pie Anon Sat 21 Apr 2018 07:58:47 No.32257827 Report

Quoted By: >>32257830

>>32257822
“But it’ll be okay. He’ll be a part of these woods forever, now. Look.”
>Starlight gestured with her stick-sword towards a protruding branch, where a robin was already shaping twigs into a nest
“See?”
>A little smile touched Trixie’s face
>”Yeah. He’ll be here forever now. And we can come and visit!”
>Trixie turned around, facing Starlight
>Here eyes were downcast, unable to meet Starlight’s face
>”You… you will come and visit me, right?”
“I…”
>Starlight’s voice caught in her throat for a moment
>The answer was “yes,” of course
>She wanted to see Trixie again, probably more than she really should…
>But she couldn’t help but doubt her reasons
>And, well… how long would she even be around?
>”Starlight?”
“I… I will.”
>”Awesome!”
>Trixie grabbed ahold of Starlight’s hand, squeezing it
>”So? What now? We still got a few hours!”
“Do you, uh… do you want to play something new?”
>Plans started forming in Starlight’s head, so far-flung that they were almost hard to envision
>”Sure! Like what?”
>Starlight gulped
>”I’m gonna be a princess. And you come rescue me.”
>”Oooh, classic! A noble task for Trixie, no doubt!”
>Trixie stepped back, bowing deep
>”Fear not! The Great and Powerful Sir Trixie will bow before no calamity!”
>Starlight couldn’t help but smile, despite the fluttering anxiety that seemed to perch right on her shoulder

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Pie Anon Sat 21 Apr 2018 07:59:49 No.32257830 Report

Quoted By: >>32257833

>>32257827
“H-heh, cool! I’ll be, uh… right up there!”
>Starlight pointed to the top of a nearby tree, one with plenty of close-together branches which would hopefully make it easy to climb
>”Trixie will stop at nothing until she rescues her! Just wait a little more!”
>Trixie ran off, swinging her sword at imaginary foes, and Starlight hauled her skinny body up into the tree
>She rested in the crook of a branch, curling into a ball and closing her eyes
>Was she really going to do this?
>It was so stupidly risky, not to mention incredibly lame
>But if she didn’t now, she’d never get up the nerve
>And if she didn’t get up the nerve, she’d regret it
>Would Trixie hate her?
>Maybe…
>”Hark! Your savior is come!”
>Starlight opened her eyes, seeing Trixie at the base of the cliff
>She was splattered in significantly more mud than before, and beamed as she held her stick-sword aloft
>”Trixie is here to rescue you!”
>Starlight waved her up
“My hero!” was all she could think to say, as her brain was currently about to implode in on itself
>Trixie scaled the branches with surprising ease, hopping from one to the other as she scrambled up to towards Starlight’s perch
>Starlight scooted to the side so that Trixie could join her
>”Trixie has come to rescue you, fair Princess Glimmer. Would you come with me, now?”
>She extended her hand, and Starlight took it again
>Even after holding it nearly all day, the delicate warmth of Trixie’s palm still made Starlight’s chest tremble
>Starlight smiled at her friend
“I would.”
>She let Trixie lead her down to the ground
>And as her feet touched the earth, her mind was made up

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Pie Anon Sat 21 Apr 2018 08:00:52 No.32257833 Report

Quoted By: >>32257834

>>32257830
>She turned to Trixie
“You’ve proven your valor, sir knight.”
>Trixie beamed puffing out her chest
>”All in a day’s work, my lady.”
“You’ve earned yourself a kiss.”
>Trixie blinked
>”A… kiss?”
“It’s only fair.”
>Starlight’s heartbeat was so strong she could feel it echoing in her ears
>Was she seriously doing this?
>She held out her hands
“Will you accept my gift?”
>Trixie hesitated for a single terrifying moment, in which Starlight’s brain managed to convince her that she’d just irrevocably ruined their friendship
>”Trixie shall!”
>She delicately took hold of Starlight, pulling the other girl close until their faces were only an inch apart
>The warmth of Trixie’s breath washed over Starlight, and she realized in a haze that she actually had no idea how to kiss someone
>But she wouldn’t allow herself to back out now
>She closed her eyes and awkwardly bumped her mouth against Trixie’s with a soft, wet *smooch*
>Both girls looked at each other, not really sure what to do next
>”…so that’s what a kiss is like! Trixie has earned a just reward!”
>Starlight smiled, blushing furiously
“Maybe you could earn another, if you really want one…”
>”Trixie accepts!”
“Could you, um… help me get back to your house?” Starlight asked, right as her exhausted legs were about to give out from under her

>They made it back, barely
>By the end, Trixie was practically carrying an exhausted Starlight
>They hobbled in, past Trixie’s mom, and up the stairs to Trixie’s room
>Inside, they collapsed to the floor together, sitting propped and panting with their backs against Trixie’s bead
>”That was the best adventure Trixie’s ever been on.”

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Pie Anon Sat 21 Apr 2018 08:01:53 No.32257834 Report

Quoted By: >>32257896 >>32257990 >>32258007

>>32257833
“Yeah…”
>”Trixie can’t believe she got a real kiss…”
“No?”
>Starlight scooted a little closer to her friend, just close enough for both girls’ shoulders to touch
“Well, maybe you’d believe it a little more if you got another?”
>Trixie nodded furiously
>”Trixie thinks she would!”
>The two embrace, letting their kiss last just a little longer this time
>It was clumsy, of course, not to mention a bit messy on account of the splotches of mud on Trixie’s cheeks
>But, much like the bond the two had formed over the week, it was warm and safe and absolutely radiant despite its messiness

>Starlight, of course, eventually had to go home
>Long after it got dark, after a few more rounds of games, a nap while sharing Trixie’s bed, and a few more quick, nervous kisses, Starlight pedaled home
>She’d actually done it
>There was no way of telling what would become of her and Trixie now
>Starlight couldn’t help but be a little afraid that she’d gone and ruined everything
>But she supposed that, at this point, there wasn’t much of a reason to continue worrying about that
>She wanted Trixie
>And she wanted to make her happy
>In that moment, she’d acted out of the purest intentions she had
>So, even if she’d made a mistake, it had been a mistake that was true to her
>The thought was comforting, in a way
>That night, as Starlight lay in the bath with eyes lazily focused on the ceiling, she thought back to the dead “dragon” they’d found in the woods
>And to a young Starlight, it seemed almost as if nothing ever really ended
>Everything just persisted in chaotic cycles
>If Trixie needed a friend, that’s what Starlight would be
>And she’d be quite happy to be more than a friend
>She wanted to be with that girl somehow, she knew that much
>And it wouldn’t be easy
>But thunderstorms always end in peace, and Starlight was ready for whatever her and Trixie’s beautiful, terrible storm would bring

The End

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 08:31:40 No.32257896 Report

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>>32257834
Purest damned thing I've ever seen. Primo heartthrob material, senpai.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 09:22:46 No.32257990 Report

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>>32257834
It really was worth the wait man, I've got a big grin now from Starlight just fucking going for it. Also the tunes went perfectly with the final hurrah of this story.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 09:36:58 No.32258007 Report

Quoted By: >>32258018

>>32257834
Highschool sequel with Sunset love tirange when?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 09:43:13 No.32258018 Report

Quoted By: >>32258122

>>32258007
Sunset's too nice to do something like that. We all know who's going to be forming love triangles in this thread.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 11:14:23 No.32258122 Report

Quoted By: >>32259945 >>32260279

>>32258018
Yes, and her name is Applejack, the ultimate master of thieving waifus.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 15:46:30 No.32259100 Report

Quoted By: >>32264200

Manly Man !!Uaeh3DIuioc

Manly Man !!Uaeh3DIuioc Sat 21 Apr 2018 17:04:17 No.32259917 Report

Quoted By:

>>32252544
Thanks, OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 17:11:00 No.32259945 Report

Quoted By:

>>32258122
but applejack is pure

Manly Man !!Uaeh3DIuioc

Manly Man !!Uaeh3DIuioc Sat 21 Apr 2018 17:11:08 No.32259946 Report

Quoted By: >>32260070

>>32252544
Thanks, OP.

>>32253448
Someone actually kinda egged me on to draw Gilda in a gay-ass car too, an idea I love (because it would be fucking cool) and hate (because my hateboner for drawing cars is diamonds) at the same time. Dunno who would be in the car with her; maybe Sunset?

I'll probably end up doing it anyway after I finish another one I've got in line.

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Pie Anon Sat 21 Apr 2018 17:37:21 No.32260070 Report

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>>32259946
You can mitigate the hatred for car's by making it a sick Mad Max style hotrod. Bonus points of Dash is standing on the hood in a metal bikini.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 18:17:48 No.32260279 Report

Quoted By:

>>32258122
This is the most Applejack thing Applejack has ever done

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 20:13:31 No.32260816 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 20:19:26 No.32260833 Report

Quoted By: >>32260890 >>32261423 >>32261494

>>32252603
Pretty sure no one gives a shit about her

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 20:30:57 No.32260890 Report

Quoted By:

>>32260833
Speak for yourself.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 22:19:04 No.32261423 Report

Quoted By:

>>32260833

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 22:29:57 No.32261494 Report

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>>32260833

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 00:15:15 No.32262181 Report

Quoted By: >>32262243 >>32262813

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 00:26:02 No.32262243 Report

Quoted By: >>32262813

>>32262181
HOMEWRECKER!
BOO THIS MARE

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Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 01:49:24 No.32262710 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 02:01:58 No.32262813 Report

Quoted By:

>>32262181
>>32262243
BOOOOOO

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Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 02:02:27 No.32262818 Report

Quoted By: >>32262945 >>32264017

This new onions filter is great, now if only they would do something similar to "nyx" for this board

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 02:10:41 No.32262858 Report

Quoted By:

Sadnon

Sadnon Sun 22 Apr 2018 02:31:14 No.32262945 Report

Quoted By: >>32262978

>>32262818
>Hiroshimoot filters Nyx to Onions
>nyxfags are now basedfags
>fit implodes because of /mlp/ autism.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 02:38:18 No.32262978 Report

Quoted By: >>32263080

>>32262945
I would settle for them changing "nyx" to "Hemera"
Hemera was a failed counter anti nyx oc I helped create with some anons. Whose threads I was also the main OP for.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 02:58:02 No.32263080 Report

Quoted By: >>32263097

>>32262978
that sounds incredibly gay, anon. gayer than this thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 03:02:13 No.32263097 Report

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>>32263080
I know

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Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 03:19:51 No.32263164 Report

Quoted By: >>32263170

No love is more pure than hate

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 03:20:46 No.32263170 Report

Quoted By: >>32263610

>>32263164
>These Two Underage Dykes Hate Each Other -- And That's A Good Thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 05:27:41 No.32263610 Report

Quoted By: >>32263622 >>32263679

>>32263170
Angry scissors are sometimes the most satisfying.
When you have the drive to really bump those hips, staring down at the object of your conflicted affection, it's a mind opening experience.
You can suddenly understand the things you have to appreciate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 05:32:24 No.32263622 Report

Quoted By: >>32263658

>>32263610
i'd watch two rivals scissor each other to assert sexual superiority, desu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 05:47:24 No.32263658 Report

Quoted By: >>32263662

>>32263622
>Mfw Scoots power bottoms Silver Spoon, and alll she can do is ride the shotgun orgasms while thinking 'This is what I was missing in life. Ermbagerdaaaahhhh...'
It's a happy face.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 05:48:49 No.32263662 Report

Quoted By: >>32263686

>>32263658
S-Scootalewd...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 05:53:16 No.32263679 Report

Quoted By: >>32263688

>>32263610
are you a girl

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 05:55:30 No.32263686 Report

Quoted By: >>32263785

>>32263662
I mean, come on.
Now that Diamond isn't an obstacle, can anything keep those pudenda's from vigorously making contact until orgasm is achieved?
The thump thump squish is pretty satisfying, but the ermagerd sploosh is the real payoff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 05:57:45 No.32263688 Report

Quoted By: >>32263692 >>32263744

>>32263679
Nigger, wher the fuck do you think you are?
Even if I was, do you think I'd expose myself to the backlash admitting it would entail?

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Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 05:59:15 No.32263692 Report

Quoted By: >>32263716

>>32263688
post Trixies or gtfo

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Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 06:09:32 No.32263716 Report

Quoted By:

>>32263692

Sadnon

Sadnon Sun 22 Apr 2018 06:19:13 No.32263744 Report

Quoted By: >>32263747

>>32263688
>do you think I'd expose myself to the backlash admitting it would entail
literally this.
^:)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 06:20:36 No.32263747 Report

Quoted By: >>32263756

>>32263744
berrow pls
when can we expect to see one of greentexts here become canon?

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Sadnon Sun 22 Apr 2018 06:23:35 No.32263756 Report

Quoted By: >>32263766

>>32263747

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 06:26:08 No.32263766 Report

Quoted By: >>32264035

>>32263756
>show finale ends with a massive mane six lesbian orgy
>parents everywhere are outraged
>berrow's latest twitter post: ^:)

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Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 06:33:03 No.32263785 Report

Quoted By: >>32263823

>>32263686
she can still btfo her

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 06:42:49 No.32263815 Report

Quoted By:

>>32257573
>Mare Vitality pills
Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 06:44:51 No.32263823 Report

Quoted By:

>>32263785
Diamond continuing to be a harshcore bitch hardly means Silver Spoon isn't going to subtle style seduce Scoots.
I mean it's even easier if Silver plays the 'yeah, Diamond is still kind of bitchy, but it took me getting out from under her hoof to be able to admit to myself that l've always liked you' card.

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Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 06:55:45 No.32263852 Report

Quoted By: >>32263989 >>32265007

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 07:32:05 No.32263955 Report

Quoted By: >>32264266 >>32264270

>>32257573

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 07:45:13 No.32263989 Report

Quoted By:

>>32263852
*fillies gasping*

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 07:57:06 No.32264017 Report

Quoted By:

>>32262818
What's filtered?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 08:06:14 No.32264035 Report

Quoted By:

>>32263766
i will eat my panties if there’s confirmable, no-extrapolations-required lesbo stuff in the upcoming episodes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 09:16:40 No.32264200 Report

Quoted By:

>>32259100
god i wish that were me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 09:51:39 No.32264266 Report

Quoted By:

>>32263955
>this angers the basedfillies

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 09:53:44 No.32264270 Report

Quoted By:

>>32263955
>this angers the basedfillies

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 14:58:39 No.32265007 Report

Quoted By:

>>32263852
Too cute

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 16:25:05 No.32265302 Report

Quoted By: >>32265495 >>32265778 >>32265787

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 17:30:09 No.32265495 Report

Quoted By: >>32265549

>>32265302
Jenn is literally /ourgirl/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 17:44:03 No.32265549 Report

Quoted By: >>32265595 >>32265659

>>32265495
>irl girl is also taken by Rarity
WHY

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 17:53:57 No.32265595 Report

Quoted By: >>32265659

>>32265549
Super Mare Vitality

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Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 18:07:21 No.32265659 Report

Quoted By: >>32265721 >>32268722

>>32265549
>>32265595
She's growing stronger

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 18:25:08 No.32265721 Report

Quoted By: >>32265872

>>32265659
at this rate, she’ll be wrecking homes in real life

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Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 18:38:19 No.32265778 Report

Quoted By:

>>32265302
she's got marshmallow fever
and her oc is fuckable as hell goddamn

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 18:40:21 No.32265787 Report

Quoted By: >>32265824 >>32265980

>>32265302

She is still alive?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 18:47:37 No.32265824 Report

Quoted By: >>32265842

>>32265787
Yeah, she's not really doing much lately. Mostly just selling some of her old art

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Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 18:53:53 No.32265842 Report

Quoted By:

>>32265824
I'd be discouraged from drawing too if I got fired from IDW for putting my OC in a couple of panels as a gag when the other artists get away with it all the time on the grounds of "they've been here longer."

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Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 19:03:15 No.32265872 Report

Quoted By: >>32265883

>>32265721
first, the Cakes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 19:06:32 No.32265883 Report

Quoted By:

>>32265872
I'd watch Rarity swirl that chiffon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 19:30:27 No.32265980 Report

Quoted By:

>>32265787
idk it's an old picture

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 19:33:13 No.32265987 Report

Quoted By: >>32265993

>>32252544
Stay in your containment thread, faggots.
>>32265871

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Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 19:35:29 No.32265993 Report

Quoted By: >>32266032

>>32265987
>purest form of love belongs in a thread full of anus pounders
I don't think so

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 19:43:44 No.32266032 Report

Quoted By: >>32266052 >>32266100 >>32267973 >>32268166 >>32268171

>>32265993
If MLP was realistic I could see Rainbow Dash, Rarity and Pinkie Pie being the cool kids, and Twilight Sparkle and Fluttershy being the nerds. I could also totally see Rainbow Dash being the jock that picks on them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 19:49:13 No.32266052 Report

Quoted By: >>32266092

>>32266032
who is Jock Dash’s secret love interest?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 19:55:15 No.32266092 Report

Quoted By: >>32266757

>>32266052
Ponka
https://derpibooru.org/623976?q=pinkiedash&sf=score

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 19:56:24 No.32266100 Report

Quoted By: >>32266325

>>32266032
what about applejack?

Sadnon

Sadnon Sun 22 Apr 2018 20:37:47 No.32266325 Report

Quoted By: >>32266503

>>32266100
Who?

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Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 21:09:54 No.32266503 Report

Quoted By: >>32266562 >>32267049

>>32266325
It's over my dude, we all know the truth now

Sadnon

Sadnon Sun 22 Apr 2018 21:20:33 No.32266562 Report

Quoted By: >>32266763 >>32267049

>>32266503
>implying I don't make my waifu suffer the most

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 21:53:57 No.32266757 Report

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>>32266092
>https://derpibooru.org/623976?q=pinkiedash&sf=score
Muhh niga

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Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 21:55:01 No.32266763 Report

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>>32266562
God fucking damn it...

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Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 22:21:56 No.32266898 Report

Quoted By: >>32266915

Who's stronger, Fluttermonster or home wrecker Rarity?

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Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 22:25:56 No.32266915 Report

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>>32266898
not sure what Fluttermonster is, so I'll go with Homewrecker Rarara.

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nohooves !!4bjFcPvCihc Sun 22 Apr 2018 23:00:38 No.32267049 Report

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>>32266503
>>32266562
>abusing *my* waifu

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Tstar Sun 22 Apr 2018 23:46:40 No.32267188 Report

Quoted By: >>32267197

>>32252869
>Falling, emptiness, and time collapsing upon itself.
>These are just some choice words used to describe the feeling inside Trixie's heart.
>A feeling she's not felt in quite a while.
>All she could do was stand there like the very rocks she stood among.
>Crushed.
>The sound of gravel crunching drew Trixie's mind back to the forefront to witness what had to be a dream.
>But no, there stood Maud who was stiffly waving goodbye to the wagon.
>She turned her head in Trixie's direction when the wagon was out of sight.
>As soon as she caught a trace of Trixie however.
>Maud did something that made Trixie believe she was 100% in a dream.
>Her expression changed.
>Eyes widening, pupils shrinking, and her front legs shudder a bit.
>Almost like she just saw a ghost.
>Faster than usual, Maud hurriedly paced over by Trixie's side.
>Her face still in an alerted state.
>"...How much did you see?" Maud's voice full of concern in her own neutral way.
>Maud's head dipped down as she couldn't look Trixie in the eye.
>Trixie's own heart was throbbing widly in her throat.
>No words would come out of her mouth.
>Silence passed between them.
>"...Please, don't tell Limestone"
>"I'm not ready to tell anypony yet"
>"Especially her"
>Maud's voice layered with a hint of defeat under how monotoned it sounded.
>Still in shock, Trixie tries to force out a word or anything.

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Tstar Sun 22 Apr 2018 23:51:30 No.32267197 Report

Quoted By: >>32267300 >>32270270

>>32267188
>"S-S-Sure"
>Maud lets out a sigh.
>"Thank you"
>She began her way back to the farm.
>And like a strike of lightning, something connected inside Trixie's brain.
>A feeling that no dream or fantasy could muster up.
>It hummed inside of Trixie's head.
>Revving it up like an engine.
>"Trixie actually doesn't know if she should tell the rude pony or not" Trixie's confidence slowly returning.
>Maud stopped dead in her tracks.
>Trixie could tell she was hanging off of every word she was saying.
>"But, maybe if you...sweeten the pot, so to speak" Trixie gave a snide look towards Maud.
>"Trixie won't speak a word of what happened here" she raised her nose above her head.
>Closing her eyes as she relished in her assured victory.
>"Wha...what can I do?" a slight hint of anxiety in Maud's voice.
>A huge beaming grin formed on Trixie's face.
>"All of Trixie's chores for starters"
>Maud turned her head towards Trixie.
>"From sun up to sun down every day you do my work and you'll have Trixie's guarantee nothing she saw will be talked about ever again."
>Hearing Trixie's demands caused Maud's head to dip again.
>You couldn't really tell she was processing anything from far away, but Trixie noticed her breathing was slightly sluggish than it usually was.
>The wind whistled around them.
>Waiting for Maud's answer
>"...Okay"
>It didn't have to wait long.

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Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2018 00:18:02 No.32267300 Report

Quoted By: >>32267320 >>32267449 >>32267804 >>32269325

>>32267197
Here lies Trixie's hopes and dreams
RIP in peace

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Tstar Mon 23 Apr 2018 00:22:17 No.32267320 Report

Quoted By: >>32267804

>>32267300
Never say never.

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Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2018 00:43:38 No.32267449 Report

Quoted By: >>32267784 >>32267804

>>32267300
trixie just can't compete with someone like rarity. she's from another league dominated by seasoned metropolitan waifu stealers, and she knows her game well.

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Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2018 01:45:10 No.32267784 Report

Quoted By: >>32267804 >>32268637

>>32267449
Why can't that thot and Trixie get together and bang each others brains out. For you know, peace or something.

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Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2018 01:49:25 No.32267804 Report

Quoted By:

>>32267300
>>32267320
>>32267449
>>32267784
They just need to form a tripod.
>Rustling noises
Damn it, where did I stick all those lesbian threesome images...
Well, you all get my point.

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Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2018 02:30:58 No.32267973 Report

Quoted By: >>32267993

>>32266032
And Sunset is the punk-ass bitch who befriends the downtrodden because it gives her an excuse to destroy and vandalize someone's property when they bully her bait__.

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Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2018 02:38:36 No.32267993 Report

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>>32267973
>That Sunset

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Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2018 03:30:32 No.32268166 Report

Quoted By: >>32268171 >>32269012

>>32266032
>Twilight
>nerd
>not basket case
And what "cool kid" type would Rarara and Ponk be, cheerleader? Bad girl? All-American girl next door class president, for certain values of cool?

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Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2018 03:31:34 No.32268171 Report

Quoted By:

>>32268166
>>32266032
*>Twilight Sparkle and Fluttershy

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Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2018 05:35:02 No.32268637 Report

Quoted By:

>>32267784
>Rarity and Trixie banging to seal a peace deal
>Trixie screams Maud's name as she climaxes

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Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2018 05:36:28 No.32268643 Report

Quoted By: >>32268671

Considering how she's now cool with human Trixie after what they've been through, how would Sunset get along with pony Trixie? How would Starlight feel about it?

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Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2018 05:46:05 No.32268671 Report

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>>32268643
Incredibly jealous. Trixie is probably Glimmer's first real girlfriend she's had in her life, plus her first non-Element friend since reformation.

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Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2018 06:09:55 No.32268722 Report

Quoted By: >>32272924

>>32265659
mamacita!

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Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2018 07:39:40 No.32269012 Report

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>>32268166
Rarara would be *that* girl you wanted to fug but she was way out of your league
Ponk would be the kind of cool girl that everyone loved and couldn’t find a reason to dislike her

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Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2018 09:48:45 No.32269208 Report

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Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2018 11:17:14 No.32269325 Report

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>>32267300

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Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2018 17:20:52 No.32270195 Report

Quoted By: >>32270917

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Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2018 17:37:12 No.32270270 Report

Quoted By: >>32270431 >>32270808 >>32278153

>>32267197
>So the deal was made.
>Maud started in on Trixie's chores right away.
>Meanwhile Trixie casually walked over to her bag and grabbed her bottle of water.
>"You should be thrilled Maud" she said as she took a sip.
>"Now you get to spend twice as much time surrounded by rocks."
>"This should be a dream come true for you" Trixie's sarcasm assaulting Maud's ear drums like cannonfire.
>She just continued pounding down boulders around the field.
>With the finesse she displayed yesterday, but Trixie saw Maud take a glance towards the sun.
>It was obviously passed noon and was nearing the start of evening.
>So she quickened her pace and managed to smash every rock in the North Field.
>Trixie clopped her hooves together.
>"Good job Maud" she smugly took another drink of water.
>Trixie trotted over by her side.
>"Same time tomorrow?" she playfully nudged Maud's side.
>She was breathing harder than normal.
>But Trixie just continued along back to her bed.
>"Don't stay up too late" Trixie yelled back through a devious grin.
>She marched right through the door to the farm.
>And before anypony could yell or make a noise at her Trixie quickly ran off to bed.
>Still running high on the events of the day.
>Still smiling like an idiot.
>This was the ticket Trixie was searching for all along.
>Finding a way to get someone else to do the work while she got the reward.
>"...So why does Trixie feel bad" she thought and thought, but to no avail.
>"Bleh, she deserves this" Trixie grumpily lied down in her bed.
>"...Actually getting Trixie's hopes up like that"
>Trixie grabbed her cloak and wrapped it around her body close.
>"Trixie hope she works herself until she's broken"
>Trixie's stomach grumbled.
>But she was too focused on her emotional turmoil to eat.
>With a heavy sigh, she closed her eyes and tried to force herself to sleep.
>Unsure if she's ready for tomorrow.

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Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2018 18:21:49 No.32270431 Report

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>>32270270
Trixie
no

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Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2018 19:56:15 No.32270808 Report

Quoted By:

>>32270270

yellow

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yellow Mon 23 Apr 2018 20:30:23 No.32270917 Report

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>>32270195
this killed my sides

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Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2018 23:29:12 No.32271647 Report

Quoted By: >>32271803 >>32272730

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Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2018 00:01:39 No.32271803 Report

Quoted By: >>32272061

>>32271647
Superb taste.

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Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2018 01:16:03 No.32272061 Report

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>>32271803
I only enjoy finely aged and seasoned ships.

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Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2018 02:53:30 No.32272363 Report

Quoted By: >>32272426

You know a ship I could see working?

Rarity x Sunset. Sunset probably knows a ton of shit about Rarity considering she was one of the other girls to run against her during one of the Fall Formals.

And Rarity is usually the one trying to lift up her spirits as best as she can.

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Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2018 03:09:11 No.32272426 Report

Quoted By: >>32272459

>>32272363
Shimmy goes well with almost everyone

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Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2018 03:17:28 No.32272459 Report

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>>32272426
This. There's a reason why she's one of the top-tier harem owners.

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Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2018 04:30:23 No.32272730 Report

Quoted By: >>32273093

>>32271647
Another yuri flagship that works surpisingly well ponified.

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Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2018 05:21:42 No.32272924 Report

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>>32268722
I want Lesbo Mexican Dash to munch on sonatas Taco.

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Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2018 05:52:32 No.32273093 Report

Quoted By: >>32273858

>>32272730
I couldn't really get into Love Live. I watched the first episode and there wasn't enough to keep me going, kinda like K-On. Unless it gets way harder with the yuri undertones later, then I can get all behind that

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Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2018 07:12:24 No.32273329 Report

Quoted By: >>32273358 >>32273372 >>32273395 >>32273411 >>32273422

Here's a fun game, name your ship and what song you can imagine them singing at a karaoke bar.

Rarity x Photo Finish: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOrRdlRRl6s

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Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2018 07:33:26 No.32273358 Report

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>>32273329
Applejack x Cheerilee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkhNjK55kKM

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Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2018 07:40:31 No.32273372 Report

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>>32273329
Maud + Vinyl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zRU-VU87HI

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Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2018 07:53:47 No.32273395 Report

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>>32273329
Moondancer x Twilight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNTaFArEObU

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Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2018 08:01:17 No.32273411 Report

Quoted By: >>32274828 >>32275176

>>32273329
Berry Punch x Zecora
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMoyBalIj4Q

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Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2018 08:06:38 No.32273422 Report

Quoted By: >>32273988

>>32273329
Tree Hugger x Fluttershy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PG9b-vTCxc
(just imagine this is after DiscoShy becomes real)

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Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2018 19:42:26 No.32273630 Report

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Boopity boopity boop

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Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2018 20:07:09 No.32273744 Report

Quoted By: >>32277399

>>32252544
>lesbians and motorcycles
>bike doesn't even have a god-tier springer front end
>seats are beat to shit, probably cheap ass Sportster from the 70s-80s
Where's the god shit, OP?

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Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2018 20:25:19 No.32273858 Report

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>>32273093
You could watch Love Live Sunshine instead which is much gayer than the first series. The very first scene is a love at first sight moment and there's even a confession later on.

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Sadnon Tue 24 Apr 2018 20:50:51 No.32273988 Report

Quoted By: >>32274086 >>32274307 >>32274454

>>32273422
>After discoshy becomes real
but anon, it already is.

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Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2018 21:12:14 No.32274086 Report

Quoted By: >>32275272

>>32273988
YAMERO

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Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2018 21:28:17 No.32274178 Report

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RariTwiDash

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Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2018 21:49:24 No.32274307 Report

Quoted By: >>32275272

>>32273988

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Anonymous Tue 24 Apr 2018 22:29:25 No.32274454 Report

Quoted By: >>32275272

>>32273988
Get that cuck out of here.

Pie Anon

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Pie Anon Wed 25 Apr 2018 00:04:40 No.32274828 Report

Quoted By: >>32275176

>>32273411
I wrote that ship in a Coco story forever ago and I thought I was the only one to do it. Is this a common thing? Because if so, I'd be hype to see what content people have made for it.

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Anonymous Wed 25 Apr 2018 01:59:33 No.32275176 Report

Quoted By: >>32277399

>>32273411
>>32274828
Zecora only exists for crackshipping. Maybe if they put her in the show more and gave her a relationship besides she helped Twilight, Applebloom and Fluttershy that one fucking time then we could get some regular shipping. But no, Hasbro sees fit to shove the poor forest nomad even further into the forest :C

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Anonymous Wed 25 Apr 2018 02:04:27 No.32275191 Report

Quoted By: >>32275225

I've been thinking about this. Would any of the girls, Sci-Twi included, have any hangups about dating a horse turned human?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Apr 2018 02:15:40 No.32275225 Report

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>>32275191
No one in eqg ever really seems phased by things like that. The most we ever get is Sci-Twi freaking that Spike got the ability to talk, but that only lasted like a minute.

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Sadnon Wed 25 Apr 2018 02:27:38 No.32275272 Report

Quoted By: >>32275388 >>32275405 >>32275639

>>32274086
>>32274307
>>32274454
>discoshy is closer to being canon than any other m6 ship

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Anonymous Wed 25 Apr 2018 03:00:39 No.32275388 Report

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>>32275272
Good thing John is an expensive actor so even if does happen we won't see much of it

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Tstar Wed 25 Apr 2018 03:06:53 No.32275405 Report

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>>32275272
>Fucking Discord, god of chaos, getting into a romantic relationship with fucking Fluttershy, who has never shown romantic interest for anyone in 8 seasons..
I've always disliked the idea. Then again I hate romance when it feels a little contrived. What more could they get out of Discord being Fluttershy's boy toy than just being a friend?

That's just how I think about it.

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Anonymous Wed 25 Apr 2018 04:34:28 No.32275639 Report

Quoted By: >>32276228

>>32275272
Keep dreaming. Also DiscoShy is destined for tragedy due to Discord being an immortal god.
What should happen is Fluttershy having magical babies and Discord becoming friends with her descendants so he can be some sort of family guardian spirit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Apr 2018 06:02:13 No.32275862 Report

Quoted By: >>32276190

>>32252716
this was how my first gf was like both of us undercover, holding hands together on the bus was great

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Anonymous Wed 25 Apr 2018 08:23:06 No.32276190 Report

Quoted By: >>32276766

>>32275862
that's super cute
pls enjoy your time here and don't mind us creepy nerds putting lesbians on a pedestal
did you like any of the greens here?

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