Many have heard of mares and human men forming relationships. You might even know somepony that intends to travel to their world to go “hyoo-man hunting’ as so many have been calling it. Which is why, to the best of my poor ability, that I will attempt to explain why this is, both from the mare’s standpoint to the man’s.
This explanation be conducted numerically so as to be as simple as possible.
1: A human male was created for the sole purpose of being a vessel for a mare’s love, affection, pleasure, and everything in between.
2: The moment a man sees a healthy, hearty mare his mind becomes mush and his primal instincts scream out to him to be laid low by the magnificent creature before him.
3: Men, as an unwritten rule, do no cry. This goes the same for mares, therefore they are perfect for each other.
4: A mare is the perfect size to sit in a man’s lap, which is the perfect position from which to protect him from predators.
5: There is no other creature on this or any world that is able to scratch a mare’s ears like a human.
6: Human males were molded into the perfect shape for snuggling
7: Their butts are shapely and squeezable, and when they are touched by a mare the mare usually isn’t slapped or yelled at.
8: Men see no point in mind games.
9: Men see all mares, no matter how tall, gangly, or how big their wings or horn are, as beautiful creatures.
10: The feeling of furless skin against one’s coat is divine.
11: They make the cutest faces when kissed
12: One can ride atop a man’s shoulders, intimidating other mares with their increased size.
13: Nearly all humans are monogamist, meaning that a mare can have him all to herself.
14: Both mares and men laugh at each other’s jokes without fail.
15: Hoofholding is not looked down upon by the human race, nor is anal.
16: Men are horny and hard on command.
17: Men and mares seem highly susceptible to each other’s pheromones.
18: Men give boops upon request.