>>33751664>"A-are you sure we should do this?
"It'll be fine, Shy. We can go behind these bushes. No one's gonna see us.">"I-I don't know. What if they hear us?"
"I guess we'll just have to be really, really quiet, won't we?"
*rustle rustle rustle*>"Who's my little mare? Hmm?"
"I-I'm your little mare, Shy... Oh Celestia it's so big...">"Mmmm... It is, but you handle it so well you little slut...">"What's all that racket over there?"
"Oh, S-Shy! Aren't these squirrels so cute!">"Oh, Y-yes! Their cute little tails...">"What's that smell?"
"Oh my, they're um, being intimate. We should give them some privacy!"
*Thudding footsteps retreat into distance*>"Those squirrels have no decency. I'm never bringing the kids to this park again."
"Fuck, I think I came again. That was fucking hot.">"L-let's do it again tomorrow."
I'm well aware how fucked up I am, yes.