'Round faggot ponies and their gayness
Stuff electrodes in their anus
Tie wires 'round their cock and balls
And with a marker on them scrawl,
"Sinner, sinner, faggot queer,
Be cured now or you will sear."
Then amp the power through his penis
Watch it flex his equine genus
Do not stop until you've won
That is, 'till he can no more cum.