>>34765506>>34767020>"Please, Anon! It's SNOWING and you're NAKED!"
"Aren't you?">Twilight stumbles looking for a response, to which you continue,
"Well if we're pointin' out the obvious while we're here, I'm quite warm thank ye very much.">Without needing to so much as raise your chin on display is your magnificent pitch-black beard.>Pouring from your face all the way down to your thighs like a waterfall of hair your stout stature is protected from the elements.>Well, at least from the front.>"You could be much warmer inside!"
"Did we not establish that I'd have to do laundry then?">"What is the problem with doing the laundry? It's not difficult!">You cross your arms within your beard hiding them from the wind.>Ehh, it's a little chilly.>But not enough to make doin' laundry worth it!
"I ain't gettin' a drop of water on me and I ain't hangin' me garments where everyone can see!">"I thought we got over your fear of water!"
"I'm over that what I'm not over is my bitter hatred of it!">The thought of it sickens you to your fiery core.>It's textureless, moist, and it fills and soaks into everything.>And you... can't swim.>She groans like she were bein' denied some royal achievement.>Her horn lights up, probably tryin' to pull you indoors.
"Ice is just hard water anyway, so if anythin' I'm takin' a nice shower!">Wouldn't be the first time she was caught snoopin' at you.>'For science' or 'not possible to be ALL hair'
"And I don'a see why I have to be inside when I'm naturally able to repel the elements with my dwarven-">A sudden shock of cold hits your shoulders and slides down your back.>You can feel the icy wetness of the snow drip down your back and you shake the snow from your shoulders. >What you don't manage to shudder off slides down your behind...
"Echk, that wasn't very friendly of you.">"Spike's already lit up the fireplace and you're welcome to warm up by it.">You sigh in defeat and march inside.>This is going in your book of grudges.