Chris was either about to panic, or do something completely insane.
Frankly, knowing Chris the way I did, it was a pretty safe bet that he'd go with the latter over the former, which is why I really couldn't muster up too much surprise when he stumbled over to one of the p0ny couples currently rutting their brains out, shoved the male off of the quivering mare, jumped on top of her, and jabbed his heels into her sides before yelling, "HI HO SILVER!!!"
Still reeling from the alcohol and hormones, the poor girl reared up instinctively, screaming "What the fuck?!" and took off, trying to buck Chris off while nearly smashing everyone and everything nearby.
The rest of the unaffected fraternity brothers and party guests followed suit. Some were successful, and began riding their mounts as if they were rodeo steeds, while the rest drunkenly chased after the other ponies.
"Sunny!" I turned to see Dan at the bottom of the stairwell, with a green pegasus trailed behind him, her flowing, deep-red mane reminding me of... Oh boy.
I landed in front of Dan. "Sunny, looks like Kat's among our ranks too, now."
Kat just sniffled and hung her head, still swaying from the alcohol. "Ruined my favorite green top..."
I moved over to comfort her. "At least you've still got your pretty red hair..."
She gave a slight smile.
I turned to Dan. "Danny," I pointed over my shoulder to the mixture of equine orgy and rodeo behind me, "I think we have a problem."
Finally, the mare bearing Chris on her back found one of the open doors, and hauled ass outside, still struggling to shake him free. They quickly disappeared around the corner and out of sight.
Dan glanced behind me, turned to meet my eyes, and replied matter-of-factly, "Yeah, I'd say so."