>"this album is one of the best of all time bro!!! it sounds like a lava lamp in sound form!!!"
>"it's so good that I shill it every single day in every single thread on this website even though loveless is objectively the most shilled album on /mu/!!!"
>"it's so good that a pedophile italian who spouts horseshit like "studio wizardry" and "voodoobilly" gave it 9 heil mussos out of 10!!!"
>"no shoegaze gf for me :( even though i'm a huge faggot 5'5 twink who likes a genre for man babies"
>"maybe i'm the problem, maybe it's my fault for liking a shitty genre made for virgins and genuine autistics"
>"no that can't be it"
>"it's literally like so innovative, challenging, and bold might i add..."
>actually listen to album
>hear amateurish strumming of a geetar over britpop jam band trite with some tranny dungeon troll moaning like a baby
>guitars sound like shit and it's supposed to be "atmospheric" and "immersive"
>this actually took 3 years to make when it sounds like it took a day
>music that anybody could make truthfully
>"hurr durr filtered by the best album of all time faaaart braaaaaaaaap"
>"noooooooooooo!!!! it's so good!!! i need my shoegaze pigslop!!! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!
>*brown crusted finger from fingering asshole juts out and left clicks start button*
Wow you guys got me good, a joke 30 years into the making with hundreds of thousands of posts. Congratulations you sycophantic, miserable, ham handed pieces of shit