I shit my pants today. I am a very obese greasy man in my mid twenties.And I have man tits and wear lame clothes that make me look like a looser.
So anyway I took the tram today and there was this extremely hot girl sitting alone at a window and I somehow decided to sit next to her without asking. It was extremely warm so I was sweating and the seat began to soak up all the sweat. The girl was on her phone the whole time but began to see that there was a giant wet swamp under my big ass so she began to snuggle up to the window. The main problem was that I had to hold one to two kilograms of burgers and energy drinks, so I squeezed my ass chicks together to try not to fart. I didn't had the strenght to hold it in but it was a fart that came out. It was steaming warm shit soup and the seat soaked it in. It began to smell and the hot chick began to make weird facial expressions so I think she noticed it. I couldn't move but I kept eyeballing her until the next stop. I collected all my strength, jumped up and ran out of the tram. I could swear I dropped some pieces of shit butter while running outside.
Should I kms?