alright men how fucked am I?
>be me, scrolling instagram
>see post that looks retarded to me
>basically this post is basically the usual my body, no touchy, no means no
>however, the post mentioned summer, meaning that people would have light clothing
>me being complete tard who hates reading long shit, just picks up the first sentences or so
>AND, pic connected to post had lady with her tits out almost completely
>me, being complete tard who looks for trouble, comments something along the lines of: "my balls are getting sweaty, does this apply to me as well?"
>thought i was complete logical and genius, where i would walk around with my balls out just like them with their everything, "just using their own logic against them, heh"
>of course i write it retardedly and it is only understandable in my own context
>lady who posted thought my assburger moment was sexual harassment and posts my comment on her story to 10k+ followers
am i fucked, pls guys im scared