>be me, graduated from college, living with parents again
>hate not having my own place, saving up as much as I can from decent job, but rent is high as fuck
>decide to take second shower of the year
>bring my aneros, fuck it, spent $60 on it when drunk one night
>finish shower, aneros is 2/10
>shaving now at mirror, knock on door
>"Anon, I need to change my clothes out and get ready for work"
>my sister, she doesn't live here but she does her laundry here
>open the door and continue shaving
>"A-anon, what is this?"
>she's holding up the prostate massager
>actually touching it
>I cleaned it, but still, fuck
>grab it and the rest of my shit, run to my room, half of face still unshaven
>23 year old virgin and my family already thinks I might be gay (I'm not)
Well, robots, is it all over for me? Am I gonna make it still??