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Right, I did another bit, no smut but the third part will have a good bit.
>"Well well, someone's late back. Run into your boyfriend again huh carrots?"
>"No, I just had an 'extended lunch', you know all about those, right?"
>"Oh don't try and hide it carrots. I can tell when you've seen him, you have that certain... fire in your eyes, that spring in your step."
>"It's not funny Nick!"
>"You're right, it's hilarious. Don't worry, I won't tell the chief about your little bit on the side, we all appreciate the odd bit of extra cash; amazing as it is I've been known to turn tricks myself."
>Judy's scowl deepened. There was, thankfully, only one other person in the city who had any idea about the... weasel related delays she experienced, unfortunately he thought it was one big joke. If it wasn't bad enough having the weasel making suggestive remarks the fox was far better at it and more obvious. He'd also completely refused to help her out of the whole mess in any way. He seemed to get endless enjoyment out of the whole affair and she had a definite suspicion that he was planning to take pictures sometime.
>"So Ive noticed. Francine was very descriptive. I thought you were gay?"
>"I'm openminded. A bunny should understand."
>"Then why don't you cuff him?"
>"Oh it doesn't work like that. Me, I'm the buff, show-up-at-your-door, sorry-ma'am-I'm-gonna-have-to-use-my-baton sort of cop. You, you're the hot, you're-under-a-breast, I-have-ways-of-making-you-talk sort of cop. Totally different."
>"Hey! I'm not some sort of low-class costumed callgirl!"
>"Exactly, you're a very high class dirty cop. Why if it wasn't against my professional standards Id be sorely tempted myself."
>"What standards?"
>"Touche."
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