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Alright /ZTG/, I promised you Eldritch Betty, so here's Eldritch Betty.
Semi-continuation of Pic Related.
>"Betty."
>...
>"Betty."
>Just ignore it.
>"Betty you sack of meat, I can read your thoughts."
>"Oh for fuck's sake, what is it!?"
>This is the 5th time in an hour that mini-me here's decided to pipe up. Despite the fact that I let them have free reign while I'm asleep, they insist on 'gracing' me with their presence at any possible moment.
>I guess the fact that I'm letting them co-inhabit me isn't enough either.
>"I'm going to pretend I didn't hear any of those complaints. Now, to get to the point, you've been ignoring me and-"
>"What else is new? It's my body pal. Get over it."
>"That's exactly the point. I'm not the only thing you've been ignoring."
>"What exactly are you getting at, huh?"
>"Oh don't play coy. I'm a part of you. I feel what you feel."
>"A-and?"
>"And right now, I feel like a horny, pent up Wolf, struggling with the fact that there are perfectly available men merely a few minutes away, yet we're here, sitting in bed like a grouchy, symbiotic virgin."
>"Neither of us are virgins!"
>"Then go! Take care of us already!"
>"No."
>"Why not!? Are you more into girls instead? Avo's not a bad idea-"
>"No."
>"COME ON, BETTY. Work with me here."
>"I said no, and that's final."
>"Fine. Have it your way."
>"I-...Wait, that's it?"
>"Yup."
>"You're giving up?"
>"Hell no. What have you that idea?"
>Without warning, my left paw twitches.
>"Wait, are you-"
>An eye opens up on the back of it. Staring directly at me. More start to spread up my arm, ending at my shoulder.
>Oh no.
>"If you aren't going to get this out of your system, I'm going to do it for you."
>"Hey! Stop, you can't do that!"
>I take hold of my left arm, but my grip suddenly weakens, before I'm forced to let go entirely. The eyes start spreading up my right arm.
>I don't feel numb. I can still very clearly feel all this happening. Except I'm not the one in control.
>"Oh-ho, watch me."
