>>17158016>Carl twists off the screws to a panel underneath the rocket which contains the wires that controls the amount of fuel that the rocket can use in the blast off and snips them to shreds with the help of his pocket knife >When the weeb trys to lunch the rocket into space he gets a surprise as the inside and outside bursts into flames, Carl pushes his mask up to the bridge of his nose and sniffs the air Smells like cooked bacon!
>>17158058Sure, you may be asking yourself how the hell that I'm your father?
Let's just say I did some naughty stuff to my pillow when I was going through puberty or maybe I'm just talking bullshit and all of this is lie, who knows?
>>17158115Pretty ironic that your name is star since you'll be floating with them now in a minute!
>Carl sets the fuse to the cannon ablaze with his lighter and watches in delight as she's fired out of it >>17158191Follow the star that is moving so slowly
Flow in its river of light and you'll see
That you have found
What you've been searching
Come back and help us to regain
>>17158285I'm gonna be absolutely rich!
Look at the size of it for crying out loud, the price will be around $50,000 just for one bot since this shit ain't cheap at all!
>Carl calls up some contractors to get the ball moving on the sex robot business >>17158345You know what?
Screw it, I'm going to get myself a drink but don't think I won't kill you since I let you go this time
>And with that, Carl walks away to find the nearest bar or liquor store to him>>17158377I swear to god I'll slice off tiny pieces of your flesh off and have Ed Gein to make me a mask from it!
Or else I'll nail some toothpicks inside your fingernails and toenails!
>>17158430Holy shit, I might be seeing a snippet of Superman's origin story!
>Carl grabs a camera close to him and films the whole event happening >>17158478I mean, my highschool isn't really that bad so it's pretty much mediocre but what about you guys?
What were your highschool like?
