Well gee anon, I suppose I cannot convince you otherwise of this firm belief you have of me
I apologize, for it is through my own inability to convince you that you remain unconvinced, and so it is through my own fault that I have failed to convince you of the truth
I will for a final time tell you that I am not a coombrain, as a plea for you to hear me as I speak truthfully of this as such, am although there are indeed those out there who would wish to deceive you so, I am not one of them, though I suppose I cannot prove so to you sufficient satisfaction anon
I hope, yes, I hope...wait, I just realized, you don't want to be proven wrong do you anon?
Yes, perhaps there is some specific reason you would be bothered if you were indeed proven wrong that I am in fact not what you belief, and would in some way, hurt you own sense of sureness in your own certainty of the situation
Alright then anon, you are right, I am who you say I am, your are indeed right anon, I am a coombrain as you say
IN my admittance of this, I hope I can please you anon, and satisfying whatever OCD you may have in being proven right about something, as maybe you have a serious issue with being proven wrong and so cannot admit being incorrect or wrong about something anon
I will let you have this so as to not hurt you anon, you are right, enjoy you victory anon :D