>>3915981>nothing like this
except SARS, MERS, H1N1, H5N1, and the flu. >hard to see the effects
They're called symptoms, no home is complete without a thermometer. Asymptomatic spread is a myth created by false positives. >has this conversation ever taken place
Were you letting your kids watch TV news (or TV at all) unsupervised what's wrong with you>mom I'm scared
You won't die, it only really affects old people. We're not old either we'll be fine. >our scientists
Yeah. Your scientists. Not your and my scientists, the scientists who answer to you. >wear masks
Don't work. Has never worked. https://medium.com/@peterpresland/maskerade-covid-1984-and-evidence-free-compulsory-masking-ca6e372b9267>Social distance
Why the FUCK is it called social distancing? We can talk from six feet away. >wash hands
Always helps. Has always helped. No objections. >daily pass
DO NOT COMPLY. USE WHATEVER FORCE NECESSARY! YOU'RE SIX, THEY'LL GO EASY ON YOU FOR SMASHING SOMEONE'S PHONE!>on campus testing
HAS A 75% FALSE POSITIVE RATE. (assuming they're using LFD tests since PCR tests take longer but are also about as terrible, it varies depending on cycles)>vaccinations
EMERGENCY USE AUTHORIZATION ONLY. NOT OUT OF PHASE III TRIALS UNTIL 2023. MADE UNDER CONFLICT OF INTEREST. NO LEGAL LIABILITY FOR DRUG COMPANIES. NO LONG TERM HEALTH STUDIES WILL BE PERFORMED. PLENTY OF ADVERSE EFFECTS WITH DELIBERATELY POOR RECORD KEEPING OF THEM. IF YOU HAVE ENOUGH VITAMIN D THE VIRUS CAN'T KILL YOU. IVERMECTINE WORKS AND IS CHEAP. PREVIOUS ATTEMPTS AT A SARS RNA VACCINE MADE EVERYTHING WORSE FOR ANIMAL TEST SUBJECTS. YOU'RE SIX YOU DON'T NEED IT.
Unlike pretty much every other vaccine.
(way to tell kids to schedule things behind their parent's backs too! like hell they're going to get informed consent they can understand.)>simple questions
At least there's a way to cheat it. Sorta. But I doubt they let anyone go without testing because they need to keep fear alive.