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Who is /a/'s waifu? Pic related.

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Toei is animating a French magical girl anime named Ladybug:

http://www.zagtoon.com/#Ladybug

Marinette Cheng, a shy high-school student, has inherited some magical ladybug-shaped earrings. The ornaments grant the power of Luck to whoever wears them. Yet there is one condition : they have to be worn in an altruistic manner, or else, beware of the consequences !

l Whenever the situation needs it, Marinette turns into LADYBUG, the guardian angel.

Ladybug saves the World every night thanks to the power of Luck alongside her clingy ally, the Black Cat who has the opposite power.

She's in ecstasy. The fact excites me even more
My Shaft begins to raise its head
"ah..."
I would image she would shout in confustion as my shaft touches her hip

she would tells me in curiosity
And I nod to her
I wisper in her ear and place my hands on her clothes
she dosn't refuse me

she just looks away and lies there like a doll
as I feel her cold body getting warmer
she is comply naked now
The moonlight shines on her corpse and makes it stand out in the darkness
"Ah, you're beaufify"
I saw to her lifeless body
she looks like a ceamic statue
her white skin glows in the dark
I never seen eyes so beautify, even if there lifeless
The I smell a sedictove scent
of her lower body were her bowls had let loose
its raining from her pussy
from her ass
the stench would make others sicks
but it engrosses me in sexual excitment
move my face down to her croutch to see whats going on in there
covered in urine it smells sweet so I start to lick up the puddle
and I take it and run the fluids all over her corpse
I am on ectasy, I release my load of sheer pleasue
"N, no not there"
is what I image she would say
but the knife driven in her neck gives away that she is lifeless
I finally insert my member into her urine covered hole
its warm still
as I push though to a barrier hidden in side
I see a bit of blood comming out of her vagina
"A virgin" I say to myself
and I instantly start driving my knife father into her as I push my member inside
Lunchbox6954: I look straight into her clouded eye site
her face that is that once of beauty has never looked so good
I keep driving my knife in an out over and over
with each inseration of my member
it makes me sexually hungry and I want more
so I start carving back and forth on her neck
as I do that I start moving in a motion to disconnect her head from the rest of her body
it plops off like a doll's head
I spurt a massive load
....BAD END

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYqQrn9t4Kg

Even Putin cannot take the earsex that is russian Nagato Yuki

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If you had a daughter like Kokonoe Rin, what would you do to prevent her from being so slutty?

I'm watching Index, ep 20 so far.
Sometimes it's fucking awesome, sometimes it makes me cringe so hard I want to tear my head open.
What can I expect from the rest of the series? (Index 2, Railgun)
Also, is the manga worth reading or it's pretty much the same exact stuff?

Would you?
Keep in mind she might be highly acidic.