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An anon posted earlier:
>>18426980
> If I get dubs I'll get really stoned later and write a story about a fat ass Haman getting stuck in the seat of her Qubeley cockpit and Puru 2 and Chara have to butter up her thighs and hips to get her out.
He did not get dubs, and I am not that anon, but I have written that story anyway.
I, Haman Khan, am the most trusted handmaiden of Mineva Zabi herself, chosen to revive the Zabi family in the earth sphere. I, Haman Khan, have with guile picked apart and divided mine enemies, and with force overwhelming have duly smashed them. I, Haman Khan, am the most powerful warlord in the Earth Sphere. I, Haman Khan, am hopelessly stuck in this chair.
This is all Puru-Two's fault. She arrived at Core-3 early this morning to pay homage and report on Glemy's doings for me, which she did. I feel she may have been a bit cagey on the latter, but that's a problem for the future. Because afterwards, she asked if she could take my Qubeley for a test drive, to see how different it was to her own Qubeley Mk. II. I agreed, on the condition that I could test out her Qubeley Mk. II first. Now, according to the engineering documents, there aren't that many differences between the two models. After my own Qubeley was finished, some bright young lad figured out how to rearrange the funnel ports to fit on two more, and this change added more weight to the tail. But it turns out that wasn't the only change. Since the Mk. IIs are both piloted by young ladies, they have a custom ergonomic seat installed. And it's much smaller than the standard model! When I sat down in it, I found that my bottom spread out to completely fill it, and I now can no longer get up.
Puru-Two was looking down at me, both physically and metaphorically. "You know, I thought you might be uncomfortable in my seat. But according to the Republic of Zeon Labor Ministry's Office Safety Code, it should be totally safe for a woman of your height to use."
>>18426980
> If I get dubs I'll get really stoned later and write a story about a fat ass Haman getting stuck in the seat of her Qubeley cockpit and Puru 2 and Chara have to butter up her thighs and hips to get her out.
He did not get dubs, and I am not that anon, but I have written that story anyway.
I, Haman Khan, am the most trusted handmaiden of Mineva Zabi herself, chosen to revive the Zabi family in the earth sphere. I, Haman Khan, have with guile picked apart and divided mine enemies, and with force overwhelming have duly smashed them. I, Haman Khan, am the most powerful warlord in the Earth Sphere. I, Haman Khan, am hopelessly stuck in this chair.
This is all Puru-Two's fault. She arrived at Core-3 early this morning to pay homage and report on Glemy's doings for me, which she did. I feel she may have been a bit cagey on the latter, but that's a problem for the future. Because afterwards, she asked if she could take my Qubeley for a test drive, to see how different it was to her own Qubeley Mk. II. I agreed, on the condition that I could test out her Qubeley Mk. II first. Now, according to the engineering documents, there aren't that many differences between the two models. After my own Qubeley was finished, some bright young lad figured out how to rearrange the funnel ports to fit on two more, and this change added more weight to the tail. But it turns out that wasn't the only change. Since the Mk. IIs are both piloted by young ladies, they have a custom ergonomic seat installed. And it's much smaller than the standard model! When I sat down in it, I found that my bottom spread out to completely fill it, and I now can no longer get up.
Puru-Two was looking down at me, both physically and metaphorically. "You know, I thought you might be uncomfortable in my seat. But according to the Republic of Zeon Labor Ministry's Office Safety Code, it should be totally safe for a woman of your height to use."
