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A story about Haman Karn's big ass

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An anon posted earlier:

>>18426980
> If I get dubs I'll get really stoned later and write a story about a fat ass Haman getting stuck in the seat of her Qubeley cockpit and Puru 2 and Chara have to butter up her thighs and hips to get her out.

He did not get dubs, and I am not that anon, but I have written that story anyway.

I, Haman Khan, am the most trusted handmaiden of Mineva Zabi herself, chosen to revive the Zabi family in the earth sphere. I, Haman Khan, have with guile picked apart and divided mine enemies, and with force overwhelming have duly smashed them. I, Haman Khan, am the most powerful warlord in the Earth Sphere. I, Haman Khan, am hopelessly stuck in this chair.

This is all Puru-Two's fault. She arrived at Core-3 early this morning to pay homage and report on Glemy's doings for me, which she did. I feel she may have been a bit cagey on the latter, but that's a problem for the future. Because afterwards, she asked if she could take my Qubeley for a test drive, to see how different it was to her own Qubeley Mk. II. I agreed, on the condition that I could test out her Qubeley Mk. II first. Now, according to the engineering documents, there aren't that many differences between the two models. After my own Qubeley was finished, some bright young lad figured out how to rearrange the funnel ports to fit on two more, and this change added more weight to the tail. But it turns out that wasn't the only change. Since the Mk. IIs are both piloted by young ladies, they have a custom ergonomic seat installed. And it's much smaller than the standard model! When I sat down in it, I found that my bottom spread out to completely fill it, and I now can no longer get up.

Puru-Two was looking down at me, both physically and metaphorically. "You know, I thought you might be uncomfortable in my seat. But according to the Republic of Zeon Labor Ministry's Office Safety Code, it should be totally safe for a woman of your height to use."

Gundam Battle Operation 2 - /gbo2/

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Looming shadow edition:

We're in the second week and going on the third of Spring Festival Zeta!

Gaplant, the new flight raid is now here. With Zeta as the flight general, will we see a flight support type for the next suit?

Previous thread:
>>18408412

Learn to play Gbo2 with Tenda and Heidegger!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QHxNFRlh7A

/m/ Discord for all players (Crix's):
https://discord.gg/MYpTDPG

GBO2 Discord (Claw Gang's):
https://discord.gg/8YEu8pj

Learn to play Gbo2 with Tenda and Heidegger!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QHxNFRlh7A

Clan Name: /m/egafagot
Clan Tag: [MFG]
Leader: PeachCobblerKing
>Status: Full

Clan Name: /m/ Fenrir
Clan Tag: [-m-]
Leader: SideSlaw
>Status: 6 slots

Clan Name: /m/irage
Clan Tag: [M_R]
Leader: RFAokigahara
>Status: 1 slots

Clan Name: Blue Sparrow
Clan Tag: [Lac]
Leader: Questing_moo3
>Status: 9 Slots

Clan Name: Dom Squad
Clan Tag: [DSQ]
Leader: Everyone who uses Doms only is a true leader in the hearts of men. Invites are set to auto-accept anyway.
>Status: 12 Slots

Clan Name: Red Raz Army
Clan Tag: [RRA]
Leader: Zero-Gundam
>Status: 1 Slots

Clan Name: Claw Gang
Clan Tag: [CLW]
Leader: immanent-ruler
>Status: 26 Slots

Clan Name: DOMination
Clan Tag: [Dna]
Leader: EvilRobotUsses
>Status: 19 Slots

>Official Game Resources + Color Picker:
https://pastebin.com/ErxT1YQT

>PCK's GBO2 pilots guide for dummies (V4.3)
https://pastebin.com/TUEPUQFa

>Nipponese GBO players for reference
https://pastebin.com/rcYPz6ZK

>Friendly reminder that you can test drive ms by forcibly closing the game without saving after purchasing them from the shop
>To find info on Clan slot availability, go to the Clan desk and look them up by their tag. Or just contact their Leader directly.
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/krg/ Kamen Rider General #2330 Best Idol Edition

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Previous Thread: >>18427868

>How to get into KR and where to start?
https://kamenriderguide.weebly.com

>List of subbed series
http://tokusubs.wikia.com/wiki/Tokusubs_Wiki

>Direct Download Links
https://pastebin.com/WY53idme

>Kamen Rider Monster Compilation
https://mega.nz/#F!kooh0SoC!NRacXc2D1PtfyU1dt0u8Qw!tkQVmJDC

>/krg/ archives
https://pastebin.com/abg94J2s

>TTFC Mega (Run by Ei. Bother him for requests)
https://mega.nz/#F!6I0XBAZY!dplkOqeAe1dtLkMlO56ejQ

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Anna is sad so let's have a Layzner thread to remind her of the traumatic struggles she had on Mars
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/krg/ Kamen Rider General #2329 Living The Dream Edition

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Previous Thread: >>18425099

>How to get into KR and where to start?
https://kamenriderguide.weebly.com

>List of subbed series
http://tokusubs.wikia.com/wiki/Tokusubs_Wiki

>Direct Download Links
https://pastebin.com/WY53idme

>Kamen Rider Monster Compilation
https://mega.nz/#F!kooh0SoC!NRacXc2D1PtfyU1dt0u8Qw!tkQVmJDC

>/krg/ archives
https://pastebin.com/abg94J2s

>TTFC Mega (Run by Ei. Bother him for requests)
https://mega.nz/#F!6I0XBAZY!dplkOqeAe1dtLkMlO56ejQ
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Relena or Lacus

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Which was the better character?
Which was more tolerable?
Who had the most realistic ideals?
Which was the better "Gundam Princess?"

IMO Relena, at least she's not as much of a Mary Sue. Dorothy, Marida and Kudelia all mop the floor with both of them though.
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/sgg/ Symphogear General

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WHAT TIME IS IT???
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Why do people suggest watching this before 0079?
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Heavy Object

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Why don't more people talk about this show?
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