well they closed down the sharethread on the music board late that month
anon went out looking for some charts but he couldn't find none
he coped and seethed and baked a thread about daddy nike
posted gore shouted nigger now they call him anon 99
down in the part of /mu/ where when you hit a bait post you don't stop
anon's waving his 'jaks around, threatening to spam his frogs
when an off-duty janny snuck up on him from behind
out in front of the club /kpop/ they slapped the mute on anon 99
well the board supplied a swishy tripfag
but the judge was mean mod brown
he came into the courtroom and >implied poor anon down
said the evidence is clear gonna let the sentence son fit the crime
no posts for 98 and a day we'll call it even anon 99
greentexts broke out in the meta thread
they had to drag anon's girl away
his mama stood up and shouted
>i seriously hope you guys don't do this
"well anon you got an appeal that you'd like to make?
'fore the janitor comes to clean all your posts away"
"now mods, mods, i got captchas no honest man could break
the filter was stopping my replies they were taking my (you)s away
now i ain't saying that makes me an innocent man
but it was more and all this that put that 'nigger' in my post
"now your honor i do believe i'd be better off banned
and if you can prune a man's posts for the thoughts that are in his head
then won't you sit back in that gamer chair and think it over judge one more time
let 'em lop off my dick and put me on the tranny line"