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/mlp/ rewatch stream S7E23+24

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This week's episodes are "Secrets and Pies" (Written by Josh Hamilton) and "Uncommon Bond" (Written by Josh Haber and Kevin Lappin), originally aired October 14th and 21st 2017.
Find the stream here:
https://derpy.me/OKUrA
Countdown here:
https://derpy.me/imX5C
Please post any emote or fan video suggestions here in the thread.
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Fluttershy Thread

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Thanksgiving 2021 Edition
prev. thread: >>37736665
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Princess Applejack

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Howdy, partner!

What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses. Plus late night pink antics.

Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.


The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:

~~~~~

>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?

>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."

~~~~~

Are you feeling creative? Try your hand at writing a story! No contribution is too small and we love having new folks around.

If you're more artistically inclined give a drawing or sketch a shot. Don't fret too much; it doesn't have to be fancy and we appreciate artwork a lot.

If that isn't your style either, writers always need feedback. So tell us what you liked - and what you didn't - to help us improve.

If you are unsure about anything, do not be afraid to ask. We will gladly bring you up-to-date or explain anything you feel is unclear.

Thread 338! And it's Turkey Time again, with a side of the end of the world!
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Fingerbang: The Equestria Girls and Humanized Thread #304 - Fall EDM Festival Edition

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Previous: >>37586592

Welcome to Fingerbang: The Equestria Girls & Humanized Thread! Anything with >no hooves is welcome and encouraged here. If you like to write, draw, read, or critique the humanized versions of the ponies, then this is the thread for you.

Story List:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ULNJHBve57uSyYDyiUEoR2QYSFllBIoUe7GaPpW2KLg/edit?usp=sharing

--Recent Writefags-- (pastebin.com can be swapped with poneb.in if necessary)

Grey:
https://ponepaste.org/2937 (Luna)
https://ponepaste.org/3518 (Celestia, Luna, Cadance)
https://ponepaste.org/4068 (RD)

Magna Anon:
https://ponepaste.org/3235 (Rarity)
https://ponepaste.org/3940 (Pinkie)
https://ponepaste.org/4395 (RD)
https://ponepaste.org/4987 (Twilight)

Pseudo:
https://ponepaste.org/4939 (Applejack)

LP/NaOH:
https://ponepaste.org/3005 (AJ)

CB:
https://ponepaste.org/4863 (Celestia)
https://ponepaste.org/4864 (Mane 6)
https://ponepaste.org/4865 (Fluttershy)

Anonymous:
https://ponepaste.org/2619 (RD)

BetAnon:
https://ponepaste.org/user/BetAnonTheSecond (Various story links)

BG9:
https://pastebin.com/rnmM7QJk (Mane Seven)
https://pastebin.com/BFZq3W6t (Sunset Shimmer)

FiftyShadesofYellow: https://pastebin.com/x9BuyJQZ (Fluttershy)

Magicopia: https://ponepaste.org/user/Magi (Various)

Jade: https://pastebin.com/S9JWisFy (Fluttershy/Rarity/Dash)
https://pastebin.com/Aw0tfU9E (Fluttershy/Scitwi)

TerminusAnon: https://pastebin.com/ddNn3tjZ (Midnight/Twilight)

Lilith: https://pastebin.com/sPUtvkM7 (Mane Six: Space)

AlphaStrike:
https://pastebin.com/6izpGbaV (Various)
https://pastebin.com/VJawJwMe (Various)
https://pastebin.com/jBBpfKdL (Various)

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Archival Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/FingerbangingMLP
Thread Resources: http://derpy.me/b783H
FimFiction Group: http://www.fimfiction.net/group/204505/human-eqg-fingerbang
Applications: http://derpy.me/tQSuG
Discord: https://discord.gg/jXfKyJP
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>How did this Humanized thread get started? What happened to Fingerbang?

The Humanized thread was created when the various humanized threads (including Fingerbang) on /mlp/ decided to merge. The rest is history. Quite literally as of now.
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I recently went back and watched all of the episodes starring Starlight Glimmer, and after getting a fresh look at her character, I think she gets WAY too much shit, and there are aspects of her character that either are misunderstood, overlooked, or underappreciated. What do you guys think about her?

I know she's heavy shitpost fodder/bait, but I just want to talk about her character in the show only.
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Incestuous Relationships Thread- /irt/

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A Special Promise to Your Cousin Edition

Previous thread: >>37639637

General Pastebin: https://ponepaste.org/541

General Archive: https://ponepaste.org/1318
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ITT: We write a new hit song for Pipp one word at a time
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/mlp/ Secret Santa 2021 Thread #1: Creative Use of Ribbons Edition

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Welcome to the official /mlp/ Secret Santa 2021 thread! Tell Santa all your wildest wishes and come join us in sending cards, gifts, and cheer to your fellow Pony lovers!

>How’s this thing work?
It's Christmas ya dingus we throw stuff at each other.

Schedule of events and deadlines:

SIGNUPS ARE CLOSED!
GIFT ASSIGNMENTS ARE OUT!
CARDS ARE PENDING!
Nov now onwards: Shop and bop to the beat of Pony Christmas.
Dec 1st - 10th is the suggested mailing period but y'know so long as it gets there before January it's a win.

FAQ here : faq.shitfuckery.com and fag.shitfuckery.com both go to the FAQ doc
Coordinator email for comments/concerns/general inquiries: [email protected]
Card Ambassador and assistant dragon supreme : [email protected]

LATECOMERS: Latecomers is now!

Sign up form is here: https://forms.gle/v4ou3Y53se18kfvz8
When does it open up: Now you moron
When does it close: 11:59pm EST on the 28th of November

In the meantime, share holiday cheer! Sing a song, draw some smut, join a giveaway, and lick your cardee’s envelope seals with extra love.
IF YOU HAVE NOT ALREADY it is good form to let your Santa and Santee know you exist either by callout post, responding to a callout post, or dropping a post with your name on so that your Santa can spot you and knows you’re alive. Don’t be a spoopy ghost.

Previous thread: >>37865577
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Royal Guard Mare Thread #87.1

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"Sleeping On The Job Again" Edition

This thread is all about Equestria's mares in uniform. Whether they're a fighting troop, a backwater garrison, or the ponice, all are welcome subjects for art & green.

>Ongoing
Everyday Life With Guardsmares (part 1): https://ponepaste.org/1047
Everyday Life With Guardsmares FAQ: https://ponepaste.org/1058
Parks and Wilderness: https://ponepaste.org/3967

>Out-of-Thread Honorable Mentions
>RGRE
The Long and Short of It: https://ponepaste.org/158

>Complete
Skin and Oki: https://poneb.in/zsYqrMin
Sword and Shield: https://ponepaste.org/3066

>One-shots
A Hearth's Warming Patrol: https://pastebin.com/dPwemUph
Saint Destruction: https://ponepaste.org/1074
Hate Sex With Gunny: https://poneb.in/21ZhUgzy
"Sir, Yes Sir!": https://poneb.in/9WeeGgq7
Duty Bound: https://poneb.in/WfLZh5EW
Anon Pointedly Does Not Get Sex with a Guard: https://poneb.in/zi1KcnVC
Sirdubs: https://poneb.in/ZVfta6Ti
Spankybat: https://poneb.in/Q7viBeuf
The Final Test: https://poneb.in/s7Drg7s3

>On Hold, Possibly Eaten By A Propeller
40k Guardsmares: https://ponepaste.org/5401

>Prompts
Las Pegasus Vice: https://ponepaste.org/1070
CLOPS: https://ponepaste.org/1071

>Ded circa September 2021
Links to dead stories: https://ponepaste.org/4308

Elsewhile in the Royal Guard
D.O.I. P0ne's in Our World
Anon’s Regiment
Brave and Vannie
Valiant Heart
Careful's Charge
Going Bump in the Night
Reassigned
Vigilant Shield
Magic and Mud
Finding It
Sniper Anon
Silver Star
Meadow Stockade
Copper Wing
First Time Massage
Anon Y Mous, Hierarch of Hagoland
Whiskey and Cigars
The Mountain Keeper
Steel's Charge
Southern Comfort
>Ded OOTHMs
Game of Pones
In A Better Light

>Dead & Unsourcable
Feather Scarf: https://ponepaste.org/1087

Previous Thread: >>37776016

>Remember, no homo.
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We are playing TF2! #58

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Slow days edition
OLD THREAD: >>37836390

Pony maps, sprays, and micspam!
Reskinned vanilla maps (with mares) by our very own anons!
Come relive the days of 2011-2013 pony TF2 with your friends from /mlp/!

Server IP: tf2.15.ai OR 66.55.70.59:27015
Password: check filename
Map downloads for fags with slow internet: http://chi5.fastdl.tcadmin.tragicservers.com/15/1594/maps/
Check the server status in your browser: https://www.gametracker.com/server_info/66.55.70.59:27015/
Site for easily making sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/

Weekday/Sunday hours: 6-8pm EDT to 12-4am EDT (20-32 players)
Saturday hours: 7-9pm EDT to 12-4am EDT (28-32 players)
Custom MvM also available for slower days (10 player limit) and Deathrun or Zombie Fortress for after hours.

This server uses a plugin that changes the stats of some weapons. See https://u.smutty.horse/mdlyzwrhngo.png and https://forums.alliedmods.net/showthread.php?p=2717299 for info.

Consider installing mastercomfig if you have frequent frame drops, bad hitreg, poor network connectivity, or are new to the game. See https://mastercomfig.com/ for easy installation. It is STRONGLY recommended that all players install some preset of mastercomfig since TF2's default netcode settings have not been changed since 2007.

Check out this pony mod collection compiled by Anonymous: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/37462569/#37462590.

THERE IS NO DISCORD SERVER OR EXTERNAL CHATROOM ASSOCIATED WITH THIS THREAD. All information regarding the TF2 general is – and will always be – contained in these threads. Any post mentioning "the /mlp/ TF2 Discord" is a troll and should be ignored.

/mlptf2/ intro: https://u.smutty.horse/maqwtlmafwl.mp4
The Great Micspam Stalemate:
https://u.smutty.horse/matdpvicsfp.mp4
https://u.smutty.horse/matdiqntero.mp4
https://u.smutty.horse/matdwlfvprs.mp4
https://u.smutty.horse/matdrcextcd.mp4
Death run, Fall Guys edition: https://u.smutty.horse/mazrbipkbpl.mp4
Death run, simulation edition: https://u.smutty.horse/mczzvsxjixz.mp4

TF2 Pony Gameplay: MARESCHIZOS UNITE (4/16): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAmIOqlKlm0
/mlp/ makes Equestria virtually real (4/27): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wogoFw7bp5M
/mlp/ and the Defense Against The Hoovies (4/28): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91WUL29p8RY
15 simulator (8/12): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSJk0cs0niM
/mlp/ tf2: crashing the server (8/29): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGutAnizeG4
/mlp/ tf2: admin abuse (8/29): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiCJxC5od18
TF2 with /mlp/ Karaoke Night (10/16): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIxYjew12JI
Tf2 With /mlp/ Karaoke Night And Anon Friday (10/29): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrmdwPueocI
Blue Flag Taken (11/1): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ab-e8tfsKM
Tf2 With /mlp/ Open Mic Night (11/11): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5j7Ts7zWsPM

No one is judged for being new to the game, and skill level across the playerbase varies.
Join the fun!
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