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Reporting in.

THUNDER STRIKES

THE WORLD SHAKES

AN UNKNOWN TERROR RISES FROM BENEATH THE SEA, DESCENDING UPON THE NEAREST COUNTRY WITH MURDEROUS INTENTIONS.

You open your eyes, looks like you were teleported back to the Ranger base after beating Kenji in a Unlimited Bro Works duel to the death-

THE BASE HAS BEEN WRECKED, THE FLOATING GABE NOWELL HEAD IS NOW IN RUINS, AND IN IT'S PLACE, A FUNNY LOOKING FAT GUY LAYS, DYING.

"GABE!", you run over towards the Ranger Commander, occasional tripping on the wreckage.

"HANG IN THERE MAN, I'M GONNA USE A PHEONIX DOWN"

You take a nearby feather and begin stabbing the poor fat guy with it.

"JUST FUCKING STOP IT, CHRIST.", Gabe says irritated-like.

"Well, looks like you're gonna die. Sucks to be you. Can I have your Playstation?"

"Hisao, listen to my final words"

"You have my undivided attention", you begin to daydream about Darkwing Duck.

"I want you, and the team, to always know I loved you guys. Even in the short amount of time we spent together. It was the happiest moments of my life. Take this to heart, Hisao. You have my eternal gratitude."

"Oh, sorry. I was miles away. Did you say something?"

He grabs hold of your White Ranger vest and pulls you close.

"A MONSTER THE LIKES OF WHICH THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE WOULD FEAR BY THE VERY MENTION OF IT'S NAME ROAMS THROUGH JAPAN!"

"But can it see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?"

It's that time again, /a/. When we last left off, Hisao had just finished a quick, silent fapping session; deciding not to risk an interruption. He is now killing time, waiting for Misha to call. So, without further ado:

>[X] Read.

Having satisfied your sexual desires for the moment, you decide that the best way to kill some time would be to read. You COULD do schoolwork, but hey, who does schoolwork on their free time? Losers, that's who. Once again fully clothed, you reach for the nearest book, open up to where the marker is, and turn the page back once in order to refresh your memory on where you were.

Ah yes, you were just at the part in The Count of Monte Cristo where Edmond Dantes rescues Albert from the Italian bandits. Being a superbly written tale of adventure, revenge, and intrigue, it naturally occupies your attention for the next few hours. As riveting as you find the novel, however, the warm room you're in and the comfortable bed you're laying on causes your vision to become slightly fuzzy, and you find it harder to concentrate on reading. You set the book aside in order to rest your eyes for a bit, closing the book on your finger so you can get right back to reading.

And you really did mean to get right back too; but you just got too comfortable...and you ended up drifting off to sleep. As you're floating weightlessly in the void of your mind, you swear you hear a banging sound somewhere. "...kno..." Huh...what could this noise be? "KNOCK KNOCK!" Ah, someone must be at your door! What do you do?

[ ] Get up and answer it.
[ ] Continue sleeping.

Have you ever met an /a/non before in real life? How awkward was it? Did you actually talk about anime?

>Mods deleting anime threads

Anyway, lets continue. How do you think the next chapter is going to turn out?

Gentlemen, the time has come once again, for the tale of betrayal, pregnancy and multi generational trolling, the new pandora hearts is finally out!

Last time, we finally got an answer to one of the biggestmysteries of the series, this time, we're getting an answer to the other one, so hold on to your butts.

You awaken to the dreaded sound of your alarm clock and fight down the urge to stab it. You're not a morning person at the best of times and last night you stayed with Hisao until late before retiring back to your room.
It was nothing exciting, but you're sure that will come in time...
Rising, you enact the ancient scottish ritual of awakening and whip up a cup of coffee liqueur, pondering what you should be doing today.
Today is Hanako's birthday - and given her recovery (if you call it that) she definitely wouldn't mind a small celebration. You make a mental note to run the idea by Hisao.
Tomorrow is Emi's track meet, so really, all you need to do on that front is kill time.
As you finish readying yourself, you wonder who you should go see first. You've come to realize that class is fairly worthless, so being slightly late probably wouldn't matter so much.

[] Go wake up Hanako.
[] Call Akira.
[] Head to the track. Emi won't start anything if Hisao's there.

The cafe is still open for business, and requests have been numerous so our queue is long as hell.

Either way, let's continue into the night with only despair at our sides for upcoming week.