Why is Shits;Gayte so shitty?

Copypasta welcome.

Come home after a hard days work. Find your best friend having sex with your 10 year old sister. WHAT DO!?

come on /a/, smile!

For the germans here:
http://www.zdf.de/ZDFmediathek/hauptnavigation/startseite/#/beitrag/video/1559574/Pixelmacher---Send
ung-am-03022012

A documentary that aired on national televison about love in video games, but with a part where they report a guy that has Mio as his waifu.

Hanako couldn't make today, apparently. You muse to yourself sipping tea in your usual tranquil room. You wouldn't have minded the company, but at the same time, silence has its own benefits as well. You've had nowhere near enough of it for what seems like an eternity. With the hectic festival preparations and that deaf bitch breathing down your neck every five seconds, things have hardly been peaceful. Still, here, for now at least, you have a brief moment of qui- the door creaks open: Misha? No, she wouldn't have eased the door open so much as attempted to break it down. And Hanako would have said something immediately.

[] Hello there, may I help you?
[] Shizune, if that's you, I will murder your family with a shovel.
[] Who dares disturb my meditation? Mongrel.

Guilty Crown

rhymes with

Nazi Brown

DOES THIS REALLY WORK /A/?

I NEED TO KNOW

Hey /a/! Please find me some cool picture of my main man Goku.

My god, these fucking elevens actually did it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCNW1U1skN0