https://youtu.be/_DQh6OR-Sls[Verse 1]
And now, the end is near
And so I face my Prince's fury
My Prince, I'll say it clear
I'll eat your blows, that fatal flurry
I've crapped; my diaper's full
And not just crap, I am a pisser
But why, just tell me why
You didn't kiss her
[Verse 2]
Triumphs, I've had a few
But then again, too few to mention
I jobbed, and not just to you
My foes beat me without exemption
I hate my horrid wife
Her saggy tits, and her rank fissure
And so, I can see why
You didn't kiss her
[Verse 3]
Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew
When I offered you that nasty shrew
But when I begged: "Please, take my lass!"
You laughed at me and kicked my ass
I took a fall, and you stood tall
And didn't kiss her
[Verse 4]
I've jobbed, I've knelt and cried
I've had my fill, my share of jobbing
And now, as tears subside
It's cuckoldry that gets me throbbing
To think you'd kiss my wife
If only just to then dismiss her
But no, oh, no, not you
You didn't kiss her
[Verse 5]
For what is a man, what has he got?
If he's not cucked, then he has naught
To say the things he truly feels
Though they're the words of one who kneels
The record shows, you're 2-0
But didn't kiss her
[Outro]
Why won't you kiss her?
