>>229824142That's funny, Vegeta - you know, I've always thought you were a funny guy. I mighta got the hottest wife, the functional family and the charm, but I don't make people laugh like you do, your highness. Just one look at that balding face of yours and everyone's laughing. Just looking at you now, I'm laughing, too.
You know, I haven't laughed this hard since I came inside Bulma, and she made this weird face... What, you didn't know about that? Yeah, after I saved her from that general, I took her for a ride on my 'capsule', if you get what I'm saying. God, she was so keen, Vegeta - I've never fucked a broad that was so eager. I barely had my gi off when she threw her legs over me and started pumpin' her hoochy-coochy on my little Shenron. I tell ya, Vegeta, it was like fucking a spring, how she was just hopping up and down on my cock, panting with her tongue out like a dumb mutt. And - and this is the funny part - when I came inside her, Vegeta. When I came, she made this face... It was this stupid fucking smile, Vegeta. Like her mind went blank or somethin', and she was just moaning with her mouth hanging open like an idiot. She even drooled, Vegeta. Like a dumb fucking dog, or some kinda retard or somethin' - I had her drool on my waxed head, Vegeta. Fucking saliva, y'know? It was the funniest thing I'd ever seen, Vegeta. I'd never seen that before, a woman just losing her mind like that. It was the most pathetic thing I'd ever seen - what a whore, am I right? I just started to laugh at her, you know? I was just laughing and laughing. And even thinking about it now, I'm still laughing.
Hey, what's with the tears, bro? Hey, that's all in the past, y'know? I got no respect her, so you don't gotta worry about me going in for seconds. ...Huh? She told you she had waited for marriage or something? ...You know, that's pretty funny, too. You just never quit, do ya?
