>>268763603Bejita: "Good evening, sirs, please let me show you to your seats"
*Bejita guides Beerus and Whis to the table before draping napkin's over their laps and tucking them below their collarbones*
Beerus: "Hey I don't need a bib. What am I, a baby?"
Whis: "Could have fooled me..."
Beerus: "Hey!"
Bejita: "Please, my lords, don't fight! Erm, is dinner ready, Kakarrot!?"
Goku: "All finished!"
*Goku brings out a huge silver platter and sets it on the table*
Goku: "Here you are, Lord Beerus, the pièce de résistance"
Goku: *Lifts up lid to reveal a disgusting looking black sludge with hair, a toothbrush and an eyeball sticking out of it*
*Audience laughs and makes grossed-outs sounds*
*Beat as Beerus and Whis look stunned*
Beerus: "Whis I think you were right, they ARE trying to poison me"
*Audience laughs*
Goku: "What, no! Please, just TRY it"
Whis: "It would be impolite not to, my lord. Please, you first"
*Beerus, looking scared, takes a piece on his fork and very slowly raises it to his mouth before taking a bite*
*Beat as dramatic music plays*
Beerus: *Eyes turn to love hearts as he immediately begins using his hands to scarf down the entire thing as Goku, Bejita and Whis look dumbstruck*
Beerus: *Burps loudly and says* "That was... the BEST meal I've ever eaten! I won't destroy the earth today, saiyans but... *stomach groans as he turns green* but I AM going to destroy your bathroom!!!"
*Beerus runs into the bathroom and closes the door as earth-shattering fart noises come through it*
Whis: "Well boys, you've done it again"
Bejita: "I'm just glad it's over and we can all get back to-"
Goku: "Bejita! I need your help! I promised the same thing to Lord Zeno TOMORROW night!"
Bejita: *Looks directly at the camera* "Here we go again!*
*Camera zooms out and music and credits begin to play as Goku, Bejita and Whis all laugh together while the audience laughs and cheers*
