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Fresh off the presses!
>AirBNB weekend getaway with ~15 weebs
>Pick up somebody to give em a lift
>Came with an extra in tow, figured he was a mutual of all involved
>Immediately introduces me to his totally legitimate business plan and wants me on board
>I drive way out from the intended target, only for him to say "Turn around" right after arriving
>13 mile detour
>Sits me down and explains he gets money wired from the Bahamas and I'll get a 1/3 of the cut for assistance
>Says he boy is pulling up and their checks are arriving
>Fuck around for an hour doing FUCKING NOTHING cause "Checks went the wrong way!"
>Show up an hour late to the actual get together despite leaving 3 hours in advance
>Realize NO ONE else knows him
>Asks me to invite more randos over, I say no
>He's gone next time I look around
>Everybody saying he's a creep, a weirdo, a touchy touchy type
>Notice my fucking debit card is gone
>"Your bank contact info was changed!" notification
>See his wings in the fridge and eat them all
Likely more to come down the line
