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>One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do. Twoooo can be as bad as one
>Donkey?
>Shrek! Fiona! Aren’t you two a sight for sore eyes! Give us a hug, Shrek, you old love machine. And look at you, Mrs. Shrek. How about a side of sugar for the steed?
>Donkey, what are you doing here?
>Oh, I was just taking care of your love nest for you
>Oh, you mean like sorting the mail and watering the plants?
>Yeah, and feeding the fish!
>I don’t have any fish
>You do now. I call that one Shrek and the other Fiona. That Shrek is a rascally devil
>Look at the time. I guess you’d better be going.
>Hey wait a minute, don’t you want to tell me about your trip? Or how about a game of Parcheesi?
>Actually, Donkey? Shouldn’t you be getting home to Dragon?
>Oh, yeah, that. I don't know. She’s been all moody and stuff lately... so I thought I’d move back in with you guys!
>You know we’re always happy to see you, Donkey
>But Fiona and I are married now. We need a little time, you know, to be together...... Just with each other...... Alone
>Say no more, say no more! You don’t have to worry about a thing. I will always be here to make sure nobody bothers you!
>Donkey
>Yes, roomie?
>You are bothering me
>Oh, ok. All right, cool. I guess. Me and Pinocchio were going to try catch a tournament anyway, so uh, maybe I’ll see y’all sunday for a barbecue or something
