It's time for some silver age stupidity. How are you doing today?
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Hey dog I don't know why you're wearing a cape I don't know why people dress up animals but check this shit out
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First I take this pen
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And then I stick it in the mountain
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Instant volcano!
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(Holy shit that mountain is melting)
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I know you're jealous, dog, back on my planet I am the handsomest man because I have the flattest butt and therefore the ruler.
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Oh my gosh! Is that what a Fallopian tube looks like? I'd hate to see one up close!
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There's a dog barking... is that my dog?
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No one else seems to notice yet...
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Krypto! What have I told you about barking while I'm at school? Other people may be ok with their dogs barking while they're not around but not me!
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What was that? I don't speak dog.
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There's a fiery look in your blank idiotic dog eyes ... volcano... there's a volcano in Smallville? But we're nowhere near the ring of fire! This looks like a job for Superboy!
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Probably not the best idea to leave my clothes lying around... although it'd make people far less suspicious of Clark Kent's real secret if they think his secret is that Clark is just a streaker
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Oh my god this is incredible. Please continue.
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So there is a volcano! Only one thing to do
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Dig Krypto! Dig with all your might! We need to contain the lava!
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Why would there be a volcano here? It can't be an accident, those kind of things don't just happen. But who or what could have caused it?
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Stop looking at me with that tone of voice Krypto I'm trying to think stop interrupting
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This is a good spot to shoot the sky
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Behold my lighting gun. Take that Zeus
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If only the bolts had struck closer this'd make for the sickest metal cover ever
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Look at the chain lighting go. That barn!
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This tree had it coming
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Your hear it too? That storm out of nowhere. We need to break it up through the power of the reverse rain dance of storms
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Krypto! Keep spinning and moving your arms! Counterclockwise! Do it counterclockwise!
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Thats right storm tucker yourself out on me
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Two natural disasters in the same day? Within minutes of each other? Someone had to have caused them ... if only I knew who or knew someone who did
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You know who? Why didn't you say so sooner Superdog? You're so unhelpful.
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"Excuse me sir I'd like to speak with you for a moment"
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You mean me? Why would you want to talk to a secret agent? Shhh don't tell anyone
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Superboy: It's about the HEY WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
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You can't catch me and fight tornadoes at the same time ahahahahaaaa
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Not to mention I have a gun
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Alright fella I'm going to give the bearest of hugs until you talk
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Superboy: Tell the police what you told me that you're a secret agent from another solar system spying on us
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Shout it from the rooftops will you? Yes I have come to spy on your world for the impending invasion. Oops I mean for the impending invasion
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Incredible! But this man is outside of our jurisdiction for he has extraterrestrial rights if only you had read him his miranda rights or had some sort of proof
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How does one learn to spy? Sounds like the bees knees
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Me? I just teleport info back and forth it's a fun job but you don't get much time off or vacation time
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I wish I could be a spy! Do you have any idea how boring my job is here, in Smallville with Superboy? Nothing to do at all it's so fucking tranquil around here
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Good news then! When the invasion fleet gets here this planet will be much less tranquil haha ha haaaaaaaaaa
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Invasion fleet? Now? I should call the county PD? Or is this a job for the national guard?
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I think this is a job for me, sir.
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Up up and away Krypto! If we fly far enough we'll find them in no time ... wherever they are
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Up there in the sky! It's a bird it's a plane!
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What am I saying? We don't have birds or planes we eliminated both from our world eons ago. It's that humanish alien and he thinks he's going to invade our world? Hah! Humans can't invade worlds for shit
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What's he doing now? He's just floating hey guys I thought you said this guy was tough
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Krypto I don't know what's wrong... something is draining all my power I hate this place
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>>104326475 Are you the same anon that started these with the old fantastic four episodes?
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Some champion of Earth he turned out to be he flew all this way just to eat shit in front of our eyes. The dog seems fine though. Why do people travel with their pets anyways? Maybe I should kick it
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Easy Cujo it was just a joke I'd never kick a dog I'd shoot it and eat it. Stupid animals can't take a joke.
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>>104327872 Wow I first saw these on like your 3rd ep and I haven’t seen any in awhile. You’re awesome.
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Now dog, if you do something aggressive we'll use this hot glue gun to put glue in his ears and he'll never be able to get it out
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Now put this Superboy in the detention dome
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Now Superboy we're going to be going to invade your planet now. We'll be starting small, setting achievable goals and we're going to focus on invading Kansas, specifically the city of Smallville.
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SUPERDOG HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLP
>>104327913 Thank you. I did Fantastic Four, Spider-man, Superfriends, and now this
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Forget it I will save myself
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Nevermind I give up. No strength left it's all because of that stupid sun
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Stop trying to invite your dog in, asshole. Last thing we need in our detention dome is some mutt peeing and pooping all over the place in between humping legs
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What's that? The invasion fleet to invade Earth is ready? Bye now
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Krypto psst Krypto the sun is the enemy find something to cover the dome
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something to cover the dome
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Somethingtocoverthedome
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My power! I can feel it returning!
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"Stop him! He covered the dome with yellow paint, which has turned the filtered sunlight yellow and is returning his strength within seconds!"
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Wait a second something about that sounds off...
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Dream on it in slumberland!
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You're not cool enough for a quip!
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We're safe as long as we're in the dome! Come Krypto! We have to get back before its too late
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>meanwhile at the invasion fleet
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Alright me you're the best and the ugliest motherfuckers I have. I have the royal bib on so the Earthlings know I mean business. I've been thinking of the plan all the way over here and this is what I got
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Alright men you're the best and the ugliest motherfuckers I have. I have the royal bib on so the Earthlings know I mean business. I've been thinking of the plan all the way over here and this is what I got
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>>104328571 He's going to eat his control panel?
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>>104328592 What? No. Why would you think that? The bib is to show the humans how hungry we are for conquest. And be all like "obey us or maybe we'll eat YOU"
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Anyways back to business. I figure with the humans we should first impress them with our overwhelming strength in some kind of not particularly violent way, then obliterate them with advanced violence. That sound good?
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I thought it up this morning. Any questions. comments, criticisms?
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None? Good. I hate that
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Deploy the giant magnifying glass!
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>>104328708 Bend over and demonstrate the flatness of your ass by mimicking a table.
That'll show those humans.
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"See? They'll be too busy on fire to react to us taking over Smallville"
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It's that Superboy! He followed us back somehow!
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Better use my superbreath to put out that fire
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DEPLOY THE SPINNING TOP
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"With the spinning top we'll evaporate all of Earth's water unless they surrender!
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That thing looks tricky better not get too close. The next best thing to destroying it myself is to destroy it with a big rock!
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>>104328788 I KNEW IT!
(Thanks OP, you do good work.)
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"That fucker threw a rock and broke the spinning top! The nerve of that boy!"
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Ok ok ok I got it. We'll turn off Smallville's gravity, see?
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so uh are you going to get on that today or what?
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Sorry thought you were going to follow that up with an evil laugh. Turning off gravity now
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>confused screaming
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The key to doing a good evil laugh is...
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MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
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HAAA *gasp* haaa
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Try dealing with no gravity eh Superboy
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Krypto we can only stop things from floating off into space for so long. Grab what you can and bury it underground!
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No time for error now, boy. Give it all you got.
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He's that strong? No one said he's that strong! Watch out for the dog! It's clawing the ships!
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>>104328305 wait how does krypto have power in red sun...
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Retreat! Everyone retreat! He's punched half our fleet!
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>>104327065 That dog is so disappointed.
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Running away? I'll lend you a hand!
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Good boy Krypto! We whipped those aliens didn't we!
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Superboy: What a day today was! Alien invaders repelled in no time flat.
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You taught those bullies a valuable lesson alright We're safe from alien attacks now, right Superboy?
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>>104329654 Why the hell aren't you writing Action? Instead of Bendis? It's like DC wants to die.
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Be back next saturday for more
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>>104329742 I dunno because I'm bad at anything but ironically funny and no one has offered me a job and i wouldn't know where to apply for one either
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>>104329900 LOL just send a link to this thread to DC as your job application.
>>104329743 This is Sub-Mariner, isn't it? I love that big seagoing asshole.
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You're doing Superboy now? Sweet.
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>>104326837 I don't know why this made me laugh so hard
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