It's time again for another Superboy. Today we go to Metropolis because that's where highschoolers from Kansas go for field trips and also Superboy has questionable scientist friends.
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We start today at the Metropolis Aquatic Center watery marine aqua show.
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Lana Lang: Aren't those seals just Super, Clark? The way they jump in and out of the water like overstuffed dogs? Just super!
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As super as Superboy?
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Why do you keep bringing up Superboy, Clark? Gosh! Every other sentence with you is comparing something to Superboy. You're bound to give yourself an inferiority complex if you keep this up.
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Aaaaaaaand back to the seals.
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>meanwhile Krypto watches a hurricane roll in
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4/10 storm category 2 probably. I've seen better. Not worth seeking shelter for. Why did Superboy sit me out here all alone anyways?
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He knows I can't resist the seal show! Why couldn't he let me go just this once. Now I'm sitting here giving myself a tropical depression.
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Well I'm not letting him have fun if I'm not. I'm going to interrupt whatever he's doing just for kicks.
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Clark: Dangit Krypto! Not now! I was about to ask Lana to the prom while she's enthralled by the seals! This better be good!
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ATTENTION. ATTENTION. HURRICANE HILDA HAS NOW SHIFTED ITS ATTENTION TO METROPOLIS. PLEASE EVACUATE COAST AREAS TO THE EMERGENCY DOOMSDAY BUNKERS AT ONCE.
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Lana: There's a hurricane coming. We need to go.
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A hurricane? Here?! Lemme see! Lemme see! I wanna see the hurricane we don't get hurricanes in Smallville!
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Why are they running towards the hurricane? Oh well, I'm sure they'll be fine. If not, I guess Darwin wins again.
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Hello? Is this orange paper cup on? Can you hear me? Please do not run at the hurricane. Follow me to the underground battle bunker and not in the direction of that bewitching natural disaster.
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Fine fine but that hurricane better not be something rad like a F5.
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Hurricane's don't have Fs, kids. Now come on in and... hey hold the door guys.
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Guys? I can't get in. GUYS?!
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Where's Clark? Did no one hold the door for him? Everyone knows he trots abnormally slow.
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I'm right here, Lana.
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You're not Clark you're Mark!
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Hi everybody welcome to our Metropolis underground safety bunker. We have no windows or vents and the place is built directly in the mountainside with lots of concrete so we're safe from any and all hurricanes. Try not to hog all the air.
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Clark's not here? He's out there! Alone in the storm?! Helpless and soggy!
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Well you have me here with you, boy, might as well make the most of it. Let's go save us some people starting with that foolhardy airplane.
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This is your captain speaking and we are currently flying at 20,000 feet and 535 miles per hour with no working engines. Yes ladies and gentlemen, we are kept aloft by sheer stubbornness. Please lend us your obdurate feelings.
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And this is broken too! We're out of control!
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I hate it when everything keeping me alive stops working!
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"We're leveling off! Could it be Superboy? Can you see him?"
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They're out of the storm, Krypto. They're trained pilots they know what to do from here. Let's go find another emergency.
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Fire the rocket! Blow that hurricane to kingdom come!
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How do you miss a storm?
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I'm not sure what those sailors hoped to accomplish tying a rocket to a string but I admire their ingenuity
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Take em to shore Krypto!
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>>105409454 Damn bean counters!
Welcome back OP!
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"Superboy is stealing our rocket! Fire the... nevermind.
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Superboy: toot toot
>>105409597 Thanks
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What's that Krypto? You want to play on the beach? Now's not the time!
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GREAT SCOTT the dam surrounding is Metropolis Aquatic Center is about to fail!
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Sandbagger 1: Easy with the sand bag. No big hurry better to do it right the first time. "Well begun is half done" remember those words. They're from our demi-god Mary Poppins.
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We need sand in bags and we need if fast.
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>turbo dog digging
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Someone take this bag!
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How did you know my name? That's amazing.
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We've gone it! The she wall is holding!
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I'll give him a lecture about how you should never assume a wall's gender later! There's still more hurricane out there!
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Oh poor poor poor poor poor Clark! All out there all wet! How could he survive?
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By breathing, I guess, but I'm no doctor.
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Suddenly a tidal wave
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Look at that, Krypto, a tidal wave and it's aimed directly at Lana Lang! We need to stop it by the only means available to us.
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SPIN SPIN HARD. Counterclockwise! We need to pull a reverse Coriolis if we're going to end this.
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>By spinning counter-clockwise Superboy and Krypto formed a small tornado to cancel out the hurricane and nullify the tidal wave.
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It worked! Now spin bigger!
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Pull this hurricane back out to sea and turn it into harmless rain!
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Bye bye Hurricane Hilda. You were no lady.
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The hurricane is over... has anyone seen Clark Kent?
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Maybe he was washed away. Kind of fitting cause you know he was a wet blanket and ... you know. Irony? Maybe not ha ha kind of funny but... yeah.
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Hands smell nice. Check. Perfect nails. Check.
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OH POOR CLARK
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What? Why are you looking at me like that? It's ok to like nerds Platonically.
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Who wants to come claim this guy? I need to know his name because he's banned for life.
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Hey Lana. Come on in the water's fiiiiiiiiiine.
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Clark: Ok in my defense my clothes were all wet and I figured the only safe place to ride out a hurricane was underwater with the other sea creatures. What's the hurricane going to do? Get me more wet?
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Pretty clever! The Hurricane only hits above water!
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No! It's not clever! It's not clever at all! In the water is the worst place to be in a hurricane... unless you were Superboy
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Gosh Lana why do you keep comparing me to Superboy? You're bound to give me an inferiority complex if you keep this up.
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wiiiiiiiiiiiink
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I wonder what Professor Potter is doing today? Let us go pay him a visit and see what random misadventure that cooky old man is having today!
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Oh I guess he was watching Rocky and Bullwinkle in the greenhouse.
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Watching that dopey moose always puts me in the mood for science! Now a little drop here and...
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I'm coming for you, giant! You've had it too good for too long up there. Once I get some golden eggs you'll be finally be proud of me, mother!
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Superboy: Hey Professor what's up?
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Superboy: WHOA. Weren't we in the greenhouse?
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Which reminds me! I was researching a cure for baldness and I accidentally uncovered a cure for kryptonite!
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The one substance in the universe that can harm you!
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Thank you for reminding me what Kryptonite is.
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May I have the antidote now?
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Would you prefer it shaken or stirred? Haha science joke! It will explode if I don't stir it.
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Also! Look what I can do with my arm! I'm over here and it looks like this.
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And now it looks like this!
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Superboy: Amazing! Your arm must be 6 feet long and 2 feet wide!
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>>105410343 >>105410103 I hope we see more of Mark
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You know. I was told never to take drinks from strangers but no one ever said anything about not taking strange drinks from friends.
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To a better me!
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I like... I like to watch people drink in front of me.
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>>105411279 It's an allergic reaction?
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...sure, I'll buy that.
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And to use the kryptonite I keep on hand for personal reasons
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I'll hold it really close! Tell me how great you feel now that you're cured.
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Should I be alarmed that my friends keep kryptonite around? Oh well as long as it's not a habit that continues for the rest of my life.
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I feel... a tight jaw... massive headache ... sweating...
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Joint pain... heart palpitations... a tingling sensation
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And I kind of want to listen to the Spice Girls
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Christ almighty it didn't work at all! I need to put this kryptonite away before it gets worse!
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That potion did absolutely nothing for me.
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You aren't going to test anything else today are you? I really don't want to drink anything. I just want to lie down and cry.
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I don't understand it! Usually the untested science concoctions work on the first try! But I'm not giving up! I'll cure you yet!
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*sigh* I'll be back same time next week.
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Pa Kent: Son, you look different. New haircut?
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Well? You made me look up from my newspaper. Better be important to pull my attention from Ziggy.
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Heavens to Murgatroyd! Clark what has Martha been feeding you?!
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I don't know! I don't know what's happening to me! You're old! You know things you tell me with your folksy wisdom!
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Clark! When I took you in I had two simple rules for living under my roof. Tell me what they were.
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Keep you away from tornadoes...
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AND THE OTHER?
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Once I am all grown up I have to leave home and start my own life. Pa... is now that time?
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Pa: Bye son. Good luck out there. I love you.
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My young Clark has finally grown up to be a supersized super duper man. You probably can't see me too well down here but I'm sternly proud.
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Finally we got our plane's engines fixed and all the thingamabobs work! Life is great!
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Superboy: Hi guys can we talk? I'm going through a rough time and need someone to listen to my gigantic problems.
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A MONSTER! A MONSTER!
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WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! BETTER TO CRASH THAN BE EATEN.
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>THUD THUD THUD
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Have a nice day... bye.
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Hello Krypto. Good to have you by my side.
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>worried dog noises
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What? No! I'm not going to eat you! You're too cute!
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Look, I don't know why I got this way and I don't know how I'll live my life from here on but I'm still Superboy and I'm still going to save people even if they run in terror and try and pit me against Godzilla every chance they get.
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You! You need saving don't you?! RIGHT?!
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Awww jeez I hit the water too hard and now there's a tidal wave supersized enough to destroy the entire coast
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Krypto! Take this man to the hospital and give him mouth to mouth! I will save everyone from the super tidal wave!
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That! That wave is how I want to die, old man. We are lucky to get killed by that. LOOK AT IT. LOOK AT THAT WAVE. WE'LL MAKE HISTORY.
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So this is how a beach must feel like. I like it.
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He saved us! Damn it!
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Superboy! I am sorry to put you through this! I might have made a slight error and never invented a cure for kryptonite and just given you a growth potion!
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Want to try that again?
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Thanks for another storytime OP
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fine! FINE. BIG MISTAKE. ARE YOU HAPPY? A BIG GIGANTIC WUMBO OF A MISTAKE. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED TO HEAR?
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Yes but please you don't have to yell. My super hearing is even better than before like this.
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I have good news! I did the opposite of what I did with the growth formula and mixed together an equal mixture of two phenoxy herbicides – 2,4-dichlorophenoxyacetic acid and 2,4,5-trichlorophenoxyacetic acid in iso-octyl ester form, with traces of dioxin 2,3,7,8-tetrachlorodibenzo-p-dioxin.
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I don't know what that is but if it shrinks me down it sounds delicious to me! I want some! I'll pay you 50 bucks for it!
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Please bring this up to Superboy and avoid contact to your skin, eyes, fur, ... just don't touch or breath it in and for the love of god do not spill a drop.
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With this shot glass I hope the nightmare is finally over. I miss my bed and sitting by the fire with Pa and Ma and working on the farm and wearing glasses and sweaters and that feeling of wearing fuzzy socks and long johns on a cold day.
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It might take a while or not work or make you quadruple in size or turn you into a duck you never know with silver age science! Godspeed!
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I can't worry about that now! People are in danger even though they're wearing hardhats! This is serious!
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Don't. make. any. sudden. moves. That power line could strike any second now. Don't cry either! They're attracted to tears because tears conduct electricity!
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They're doomed if I don't do something! But I'm too big to do anything!
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"Think of it this way. There's a 50/50 chance you'll live through this."
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I feel weird ... like I'm having a Lewis Carol experience
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Where are you going? Aren't you going to save us from the power line? We could die at any moment! We're in a pile of urine even!
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Krypto I'm back! Not that it matters what size I am! Thanks for reminding me that size doesn't matter! Right gentlemen anons? Your size doesn't matter!
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It's the motion of the heat rays welding cables together in the ocean!
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Superboy: Thanks Krypto! You reminded me well!
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>>105413361 You're welcome
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