Story timing issue #4 because I didn't see a thread for one and I'm pretty much bored at the moment.
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>>63091866 Oh, and apologies if this was already posted today.
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>>63091866 >Cheesecakey cover >Interiors are going to be beyond unfappable Why even do that to people? That's Zenoscope Tier Marvel.
ZENOSCOPE TIER!
Anonymous
>>63091888 >But not before being spotted. Wait. Miles. You can turn invisible. What the fuck.
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>>63091958 Hey, at least Wolverine isn't on the cover.
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>>63091978 God, why the fuck does all the women in this comic look so fuck up?
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>>63092118 Okay seriously. This is just bad scripting and paneling. They should've actually shown the headbutt instead of jumping to before and after.
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>>63092118 And the moment you been waiting for......
Anonymous
>>63092191 but that's not the focus of action. this is more about a bunch of girlfriends taking a day off and acting "normal".
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>>63092246 Meanwhile, in the batcave.....
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>>63091974 Fiffe doesn't really display the spider powers that well. Jessica and Miles also got beat up pretty easily by a bunch of their thugs even before the power houses started showing off.
Anonymous
>>63092246 Has Michel Fiffe never heard humans speaking to one another?
Anonymous
>>63092319 >>63092246 I don't think I know anyone that used the model compliment as a pickup line.
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>>63092341 The girls' responses too. It reads so-- manufactured. Maybe Fiffe has never been to a beach before?
Anonymous
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>>63092365 Everyone in this book look like junkies.
Anonymous
>>63092246 God those faces. They look like 45 year old nannies.
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>>63091888 This series has been really bad, but I do like that Ultimate Mister Jip has shown up. Who even remembers that guy?
Besides me, but seriously the last time the 616 guy was around has got to be close to twenty years ago Anonymous
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>>63092421 Never a good idea to mimic Bendispeak.
Anonymous
>>63092421 So Ganke's skinny now?
Anonymous
>>63092422 >expecting this series to not hit every cliche I was optimistic like you, once.
Anonymous
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>>63092480 Crash diets. They're all the rage with the young kids today.
Anonymous
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>>63092420 Bad art, bad writing. I'm glad storytime is here to keep me from even getting curious about some books.
Anonymous
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>>63092480 Turns out he was Amadeus Cho all along.
Anonymous
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>>63091866 >Jess sneaking a pick of Dagger in her bathing suit Anonymous
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>>63092506 So is this going to be the girls goofing off while the guys do real work? Pretty progressive writing there, Fiffe.
On the other hand, Pinna's idea of cheese cake is giving me a negative boner.
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>>63092421 >>63092422 Because summer, and girls in bikinis sells comic books if you believe that sort of thing.
Anonymous
I've never actually wanted Bendis to take over writing duties for something before. It's a weird and kind o scary feeling.
Anonymous
Why did this book came out 2 weeks after the last issue? How weird
Anonymous
>>63092570 It's actual summer right now. Instead of reading a comic with girls in swimsuits, you could go to a beach (or pool if too far inland) and meet real girls wearing real swimsuits.
I guarantee they won't talk like what you're reading here, either.
Anonymous
>>63092570 >JESUS CHRIST THAT HORRIFYING GANKE Anonymous
>>63092570 I thought peter took his webshooters back?
Anonymous
>>63092621 He looks like an even dumber Carlos.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>63092571 You know Bendis actually knows how to write these characters and has a good sense of humor and plotting, even if his stories are heavy on decompression.
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>>63092639 I was JUST fucking thinking that.
Also, if they're all on the new fucking ultimates, why couldn't peter get a hold of jessica in that fucking issue.
Anonymous
>>63092617 But drawn girls are better.
When drawn well.
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>>63092642 I was thinking he looked a lot like Carlos there, too.
Anonymous
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>>63092603 That last volume of Ultimates ended with something like 6 issues in 3 months. Marvel has no fucking clue what they're doing with the line anymore.
Anonymous
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>>63092669 He knows how to write certain characters. Other than that, he doesn't bother to do his research and relies too much on poorly done Mamet speak.
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>>63092689 >drawn well. Not in this comic, bucko!
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>>63092570 Damn, 12:17 a.m. Better finish this quick.
Anonymous
>that feely feel when you know if Bendis and Pichelli were doing this book, it would blown up USM and New Warriors out of the water
Anonymous
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>>63092756 >Tandy not jumping that big black rod every chance she gets not muh Mutant Mis-adventures!
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>>63092756 Here it comes....
Anonymous
>>63092767 Bendis is killing enough books as it is. Besides, Fiffe seems to be doing fine killing this one.
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>>63092570 Well I guess this is after the upcoming issue with Miles telling Katie.
And I'm guessing Diamondback has love kisses in Ultimate.
Anonymous
>>63092832 nigga, you know bendis is awesome in ultimate
Anonymous
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>>63092808 >that last panel ugggggggggh
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>>63092808 Nice face you got there, Jess.
Skip
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Fiffe bringing back the swimsuit issues
Anonymous
>>63092853 He's S'alright but really
Imagine this issue with Pichelli
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>>63092859 It is so shit, but my penis. dammit
Anonymous
>>63092859 why do lesbians always for for kitty. its like some universal constant.
Anonymous
>>63092859 This is it. This is the peak of bad writing. Right here. Each page has gotten worse and worse, but surely this is the pinnacle. I can't imagine it being any more terrible than what I'm reading on this page right here.
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>>63092900 *fall for kitty
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>>63092859 >Kitty's horrified face HA
Anonymous
>>63092832 >hating on Bendis' Ultimate output I know /co/ is big on having shit taste, but wow.
Anonymous
>>63092886 You can have both, seeing as how they do two different jobs.
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>>63092859 And there you have it. Jess is confirm gay......maybe.
Anonymous
>>63092859 And Jess is gay, everyone can go home now.
Also real smoove Jess, real smoove not only do you come out of the closet and come out as a clone of Kitty's dead THE ONE, you come onto her in the most awkward and awful way ever.
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>>63092886 Remembering everyday that Pichelli works on Guardians of the Galaxy instead of drawing Katie, Bombshell, Jess, MJ and Gwen kills my spirit.
Anonymous
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>>63092933 >>63092853 If you guys are enjoying it, that's fine. I'm certainly not all of /co/ here.
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>>63092859 Well... I just got the same vibe from this as Ultimate Wasp's "No, it’s more than that. They're IN love"
I liked it better when it was nebulous.
Anonymous
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>>63092936 I know I didn't mean to imply Bendis, but really...Pichelli and Jailbait is like Chocolate and Peanut Butter
Anonymous
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>>63092956 b-b-b-but my JohnnyXJess OTP
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>>63092938 Maybe what? It's pretty clear.
I've gotta go take down my JohnnyxJEssica Shrine now.
Anonymous
>>63092900 In this particular case, you would do well to remember that Ultimate Kitty and Ultimate Peter were an item.
Anonymous
>>63092859 didnt she date johnny. and if she was anything on the lgbt spectrum i woulda thought transgender trying to get a male body back
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>>63092956 Is this issue over yet? I want it to be over. Please be over.
Anonymous
>>63093011 Man. What a fruity way to die.
Anonymous
>>63093011 Does that even work?
Anonymous
>>63093011 why not use a regular silencer?
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>>63093017 oh i know. but still i love the fact that sad lesbians fall for kitty like it a constant
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>63093011 what the fuck
this might be the worst comic i have read in a really long while
Anonymous
>>63093043 This is Marvel's new character to appeal to the modern day kid. He's the Fruit Ninja.
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>>63093011 Legitimately laughed at this page. It's so bad I couldn't help myself. It's like seeing a clown slip and fall on a banana-peel.
Anonymous
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>>63093011 Ah the old use a mango as a silencer tecknique. Oldest trick in the book. Leaves your gun all sticky tho.
Anonymous
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>>63093066 he's a piss poor ninja is what he is.
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>>63093054 Storytime really helps find those comics worth paying a couple bucks for and following.
And which comics to stay well away from.
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>>63093011 80s gang fights everyone!! (plays Michael Jackson's Beat it! in the background)
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>>63093018 She was pressured pretty heavily and we didn't see it.
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>>63092938 >thick white gutters between panels >except on the bottom, for some reason Anonymous
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>>63093011 Oh no! That guy that was introduced last issue that we car so much about!
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>>63093011 >SHPFF That's a really good summary for this issue.
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I feel so bad for this book. I was really excited.
Anonymous
>>63092938 is it gay because she has the memories of a guy?? i mean speaking gender wise she is
Anonymous
>>63093043 Because he doesn't have one.
Random shit makes makeshift silencers apparently.
Though this is one of those times you've gotta distinguish between what's real and what looks cool.
Because sometimes reality is goofy and people will laugh at it.
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>>63093096 Down to the last few pages....
Anonymous
>>63093152 she also has the brain of a guy
Anonymous
>>63093152 Why would a clone even have the original's memories? Or be tied to the original at all? This is dumb.
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>>63093152 She's saying it's weird but girls feel right to her, specifically girls Pete was into.
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>>63093152 She has the brain patterns of a guy, most transexual people do have the patterns of the sex they feel they actually are, so I'm assuming this is the same case for Jess.
Kinda wish she didn't tell and just started a relationship with someone though, but that's my preference.
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>>63093169 It's like the warriors but without a point
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>>63093156 I mean, why not just use a pillow? it'd honestly be easier than having to find a fucking mango.
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>>63093096 >>63093169 Oh shit. This issue is still going? That wasn't the end with the fruit assassin?
Anonymous
>>63093183 Plot convenience, and because that's how it works in the marvel universe.
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>>63093169 Duh, Duh, DUH!!!
Anonymous
How can we reach Fiffe? We need to tell him this 80s gang warfare shit is literally 30 years too late to be interesting.
Anonymous
>>63093212 yeah only clone without memories made in either universe is kaine im pretty sure.
Anonymous
I miss when Bombshell was cute.
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>>63093011 A pop can would've worked better.
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>>63093229 Are you expecting Fiffe to respond like a human being? Because after reading this dialogue I doubt that's possible.
>>63093219 Sprinkles? I LOVE sprinkles!
Anonymous
>>63093177 She doesn't, she was grown as a girl and thanks to bullshit science she has Pete's memories.
So she's biologically entirely female but with the memories of a dude.
Anonymous
>>63093219 How unrealistic. There should be bits of mango everywhere.
Anonymous
>>63093229 He's said a lot of this run is him riffing on Gruenwald. So get used to it
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>>63093219 did the mango just explode over her?
Anonymous
>>63093183 >>63093247 kaine and x-23 were the only ones. although x-23 seems to be more of a daughter than a clone and she didnt seem to have accelerated aging
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>>63093301 You know, the clone-memory thing is pretty much the least important messed-up part of what's going on here.
Anonymous
So basically this issue is mangos
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>>63093276 So basically those memories are what makes her gay..
Just like SpOck! Anonymous
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>>63093264 she was also accelerated aging. so any growing she did is gonna be overwritten by 16 years as a guy
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>>63093219 Wow! Just like in my Japanese comics! But seriously, who in they right fucking minds would want to fuck that?!
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>>63093251 everyone misses then
Anonymous
>>63093018 She says she has a male brain, but I guess the part of herself that is herself rather than Peter identifies as female.
Anonymous
>>63093342 >why cant we just use a pillow. that made me laugh.
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>>63093337 Nice. so basically fruit
Anonymous
You know what this book needs? People using their powers.
Anonymous
>>63093359 is there any part of her thats herself? she is an accelerated clone of peter who has 16 years of memory from him and like 3 years of her own
Anonymous
>>63093381 Funny I was thinking cancellation would be way more appropriate.
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>>63093399 The part of herself from the moment she woke up and began to formulate her own identity, I suppose
Anonymous
>>63091978 >Black Widow Whoa, can she do that? Isn't the owner of that actual name kind of really strict?
Anonymous
>>63093381 And less weaponized tropical fruit.
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>>63093342 I can already smell a future redemption story coming with this page.
Anonymous
>>63093342 >>63093374 The saddest thing is, the pillow line is only hilarious because Anon brought it up on the melon page.
Anonymous
>>63091958 They're desperately trying to get those sales numbers up.
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>>63093381 Cloak and Dagger used their powers!
>>63093415 This.
Anonymous
>>63093433 what melon page? I was joking about tits
Anonymous
>>63093421 She died and Jessica took the name because...we have no idea why.. Fiffe kind of sucks at explaining.
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>>63092246 i haven't read ultimate comics in years and i so confused by this
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>>63093431 Fuck. It's not over yet?
Anonymous
>>63093444 Wouldn't mind a cheesecake book with these characters though.
Anonymous
>>63093431 Oh god, is she gay for Bomshell?
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>>63093478 Mangos aren't melons? I legitimately want to hear more about fruit than discuss this comic.
Anonymous
>>63093496 maybe she has a rape backstory
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>>63093513 She is a new York gang banger. Of course she has a rape backstory.
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>>63093431 And finish!! Never knew that doing a storytime can be so freaking tedious! Maybe next time I won't do one on the night when I have to go to work in the morning. Anyway, thanks for reading!
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>>63093496 this isnt ya. you cant have more than 1 gay person on the team
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Well.
Anonymous
>>63093536 Maybe storytime a less terrible book next time and it won't feel so tedious.
Thanks for the effort. Even if we hate the book, we appreciate your work.
Anonymous
I still really enjoy this book, I agree on the weak art
Anonymous
>Old Ultimates >beat up gods, save the world/universe multiple times >New Ultimates >Struggle to beat a gang from the 80's.
Anonymous
The lesson here is never trust anyone that has a mango
Anonymous
>>63091978 Glad to see the colorist still has no fucking clue what he's doing.
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>>63093601 Especially if it's mango colored.
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>>63093608 The writer and penciler have no clue what they're doing either. The colorist is just following suit.
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>>63093536 To be honest with you Op it really depends on what book you're story timing.
I had a blast doing the Swamp Thing's new run, Black science was one of my favorite and God is dead was great for the art/when Costa took over.
Next time pick something you like and it'll be much easier.
A pass also helps but that's only if you're really into it.
Anyhow great work, thanks for the story
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>>63092480 Literally ONLY in this book. He's still chubby in the main book I'm pretty sure. It's just that the artist is so shit tier.
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>>63093583 If only Milonogiannis was a staying artist.
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>>63093576 That the thing with bad comics.
You know it's shit.....but yet you want to continue reading the shit because you want to know what new stupid shit they come up with.
Does that make any senses?
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>>63093011 >ultimate marvel in a nutshell.jpg Anonymous
>>63093011 Did you just finish a nigga off with fruit in his face?
No one wants a refreshing burst of flavor before they die, this ain't 5 Gum!
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As long as its a story time I don't care how great or terrible the comic is. If I get a chance to read something that I may not have gotten to the it's a win.
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>>63093251 I miss when I thought this book was going to be good.
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>>63093484 Marvel should bring back the Swimsuit Specials.
Anonymous
>>63093712 Yeah, that's why I've been following it, to see how bad the train wreck gets. But this issue was it. The train is derailed, destroyed, and defiled. Every page was terrible in new and exciting ways and I'm done.
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>>63093729 I love how the murderous mango page is the one getting all the replys.
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>>63093536 Thanks for the storytime.
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>>63093590 And they've got two, two god damn Spider-people on the team.
Anonymous
>>63092938 I wanted Jess to be gay, but not like this.
Not like this...
Anonymous
>>63093771 no dude, this is only going to get even worse
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>>63093496 Nah, girls just don't like rape.
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>>63093816 Gay is gay. Accept it.
Anonymous
>>63093429 >implying weaponized tropical fruit isn't one of the most interesting things this book has going for it Anonymous
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>>63093608 The colors are least of this book's problems. I actually like the colors. Everything else is just pure trash though.
Anonymous
>>63093460 What? The Black Widow that Jessica took the name from is still alive. She just isn't head of SHIELD anymore.
Anonymous
>>63093816 Then like what?
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>>63092938 so is kitty gonna go with jessica now because shes reminds her of peter?
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>>63093169 >New York Supergangs recognize Pig Advantage I'm happy
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>>63093826 My point is that I don't want to be around to see that. My morbid curiosity has been sated.
Anonymous
>>63093833 What if the mango is an insane killer and the gun was there to keep him in line and on target?
Anonymous
>>63093857 not him but I would like it to be show don't tell
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>>63093873 >Fruit of the Boom Anonymous
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>>63093873 >You eat this dudes face off or I'll blow your mango guts all over Anonymous
>>63093280 Wait, so a comic book writer is making an entire plot out of the concept of "I was just pretending to be retarded!"? This is getting too meta for me
Anonymous
>>63093851 Monica Chang is still alive?
Well fuck. Yet another thing they need to address that won't get addressed. This book is a mess.
Anonymous
>>63093878 I would've liked to see the other girls look a little skeeved out that their friend has been creeping on them.
Anonymous
>>63093011 jesus christ, this fucking panel is killing me
Anonymous
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>>63093878 The confession angle seems a bit more natural to me, even if it's not as interesting. Having her caught kissing some random girl or surprise kissing another member of the team is a tired version of edgy.
Anonymous
>>63093873 Mango you are a wild card but a damn good cop!
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>>63093898 why is woolie holding a tiny werewolf. did pat get bitten by a werewolf
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>>63093914 Shop him black and make it a watermelon.
Anonymous
>>63093936 I would read Mango P.I.
Anonymous
>THIS ENTIRE COMIC
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>>63093914 eat the damn mango, kid! its good for ya!
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The true hero of the comic right there
Anonymous
>>63093916 Diamondback the pink haired chick over
>>63093496 here. But it was a peck on the cheek as she ran away.
I'm guessing she has some funky love drugs in her kisses or Miles is really just that dumb.
Also
>>63092639 This is after the revival arc since Ganke says Kate knows his identity and Miles has the shooters back.
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>>63093857 Handled a competent writer?
Done by Jessica actually sitting down and thinking about who she is and what she wants instead of going "Like, lol guys, I'm gay?" during a BEACH EPISODE of all things?
This is literally the worst way any character's sexuality could be handled.
Anonymous
>>63092060 >She don't even look like Kitty Pryde. I agree. She looks like Rachel Starr without makeup.
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>>63093912 Kitty did have that oh shit face when Jessica said she was into Jewish girls.
They'll probably save all the bitchy stuff until Jess isn't around.
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>>63093961 The joke is people paid money to read it. I'm going to go buy something else right now because holy shit this book is so bad I feel like I need to offset those purchases somehow.
Anonymous
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>>63093993 >Rachel Starr Oh god I fucking see it.
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>>63093906 She's still alive and Bendis basically disbanded SHIELD because of Galactus attack. SHIELD got sued, but it was mostly Monica who got sued for the damage and attack.
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>>63093914 >JUST TELL US WHAT WE WANT TO KNOW. DON'T MAKE ME KILL THE MANGO, KID. Anonymous
THE FUCK WAS THIS?
Anonymous
>>63093906 She got blamed for the Galactus situation going tits up and SHIELD got shut down. What else is there to address? Just how shitty things got for her now?
Anonymous
>>63093932 >Having her caught kissing some random girl or surprise kissing another member of the team is a tired version of edgy. You know there's other ways of show don't tell for this, right? Like actually getting involved with a girl and having a romantic subplot.
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>>63093914 That's not how you make juice
Anonymous
>>63094048 Why Jessica is using the codename.
Anonymous
>>63094039 >Like that girl is/was deeply fucking in love with Peter. I'm hoping for kitty to go lesbians for jess
Anonymous
>>63094079 Because she didn't want to go by Spider-woman anymore, had a lot of respect for Monica Chang as she worked with her in SHIELD, and since Monica Change wasn't using it anymore she nabbed it up.
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>>63092886 >Imagine this issue with Pichelli So this is what it's like to have a hands-free orgasm.
Anonymous
>>63094099 i'm hoping for a new creative team
Anonymous
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>>63094057 Of course, but do you think comics will opt for that when they can be edgy instead?
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Well I'm all out of mango jokes. G'night folks.
Anonymous
>>63093096 >random gang with a Japanese high school delinquent motif I'd rather read a comic about these guys.
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>>63094099 she probably will. say she loves peter no matter the gender
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>>63094151 I'm hoping a new creative team makes Kitty go gay with Jess
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>>63094105 >had a lot of respect for Monica Chang as she worked with her in SHIELD, We never saw that, so it would've been nice to have some groundwork laid.
Anonymous
>>63094151 The book will probably get cancelled before that, unfortunately.
Anonymous
>>63094243 >unfortunately Is it really? Considering what we experienced tonight?
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>>63093983 >that ugly bitch over kate bishop? Anonymous
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>>63094243 dont you mean fortunately
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>>63093914 >Lot of loyalty for a mango Anonymous
>>63094250 Yeah, because with a different creative team this book could improve. I don't want Marvel to think we don't want to see these characters, because we do, but not like this.
Anonymous
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>>63092859 Until Bendis writes it, I don't believe it.
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>>63094370 Your ship has sailed, anon. Deal with it.
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>>63094370 Bendis is probably on board.
Apparantly he was talking to Top Men who used to be Women in the field.
I doubt he just let Fiffe run crazy with his creations in such a small universe.
And Fiffe is even referencing things that haven't happened in Bendis' own book.
Anonymous
>>63094266 i agree. i'd love to see these characters with a decent creative team behind them. They're a great group of characters that I would love to support.
Anonymous
>>63094442 You mean USM before Peter Parker died?
Anonymous
>>63094800 I wasn't reading Ultimate comics at the time. I heard USM was crap until Morales came along.
Anonymous
>>63094886 You heard a lie.
Anonymous
>>63092191 >They should've actually shown the headbutt instead of jumping to before and after. >>63092261 >but that's not the focus of action. This.
This is actually really great scripting and paneling because it fairly accurately captures the whole "blink and you missed it" pacing of a crowded Coney Island/NYC scene.
On the other hand, the scene itself is boring as fuck. The conversation is uninteresting and the artist has completely drained any appeal these girls have.
Anonymous
>>63094914 I don't know if you think you are, but you haven't exactly been presenting me with a convincing argument here.
Anonymous
>>63095449 I just like
>>63094914 .
USM are some of the best Spider-man comics ever made.
Anonymous
>>63093011 this is fucking incredible
this book is so bad that its gone back around and become good
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>>63095876 No, no. It's still bad.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Why did All-New Ultimates suddenly become the new comic everyone who doesn't read comics comes in for storytimes to talk about how awful it is and nothing makes sense? With Superior Spider-man I at least got they were just mad, but what's up with this? Is it because Miles is in it?
Anonymous
wow this is bad
Anonymous
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>>63096543 Yep. Notice just a few posts up people are stating they don't know anything Ultimate and want some recs, and the other people are saying it got worse once Parker died.
Anonymous
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>>63096543 Did you read it? Because it's pretty terrible.
Anonymous
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Holy shit, I can't believe how much I don't care about what's going on here.
Anonymous
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>>63096547 no wait I get it
comic books
that the only answer
Anonymous
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>>63096494 wow this looks better than the actual panel
Anonymous
Art sucks. Writing sucks. FF is canceled. The UU is so done.
Anonymous
>>63097898 if only there was some kind of ongoing story arc which involves the destruction of earths from multiple realities
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>>63092886 that conjures a question-why the fuck was pichelli taken off USM?
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>>63093536 >>63093536 thanks OP
Idk, I REALLY REALLY want to like this book, and /co/ seems to love Copra....but i think the wonky art is preventing me from getting into it.
and it's not like the art is BAD
just fucking weird
>>63093583 yeah, the writing isn't terrible, its just the art.
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>>63092886 >>63098152 You guys are trippin. Pichelli is great, but David Marquez is just as good, and fits the world a lot better. And his facial expressions have no match in the industry right now.
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>>63096543 Because the people who read comics were very excited for the team line-up and the book ended up being bad.
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>>63098370 >You guys are trippin. Pichelli is great, but David Marquez is just as good We are not saying Pichelli should replace Marquez, we are saying Pichelli should replace Pinna, the guy who does the art of this comic.
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>>63092859 this is horrid. my 10 year old cousin could've written something better.
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Shit guys, this is not even a tenth as bad as Ultimatum.
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Is this my illusion, or marvel simply doesn't put any resources in this should-be-important title?
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>>63093018 It could easily have just been Johnny bullshitting while Jessica was freaking out because girl hormones. I dont recall ever actually seeing anything happen on panel.
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>>63093169 >Gang war in the middle of Harlem. > A place so black they have weave tumbleweeds. >Not a single black person. Really?
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>>63098549 No, they couldn't have.
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>>63099428 Ultimate New York has been sunk under a tidal wave, and once got genocided by Sentinels.
It does not have real-life demographics.
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>>63093431 Diamondback 616 was a rape victim, so...
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>>63099474 Convenient bullshit.
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>>63093169 >white gangs fighting in harlem wat?
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>>63099474 Don't try to counter the complaints with logic or lore.
This thread is not for people who read comics. We even have people complaining that a character who is a clone has the memories of the original. It doesn't work that way in real life, so HOW DARE Fiffe write it that way in the Ultimate Universe?
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>>63094370 >Doushio.jpg haha
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>>63092421 Why is Ganke so gay?
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>>63092859 Well, now you guys can't complain about this not being touched.
Now let's fap along.
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>>63099112 That's probably what pisses me off most of all. In their first team-up, they made the Roxxon Brain Trust look about as tough as the rollerblading assholes Peter went up against once. Now they're constantly losing to street gangs.
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>>63099112 Natural selection. Any gang that can survive all that AND superheroes has to be hardcore as shit.
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>>63093342 >rape Now er are going places
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>>63094977 >This is actually really great scripting and paneling because No. Just ... NO.
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>>63100423 Well, it's great for people who can think. Not so great for people who need to be shown everything, because you can't imagine anything taking place off-panel.
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>>63093431 SJWs ruin everything.
Like you murdering them is somehow less heinous than sexy times.
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>>63092808 >HURRRRRRRRRRRRRR Anonymous
>>63095494 oh god, was that whole scene a reference to the Raimi films?
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>>63100468 >they didn't show what happened >in a sequential story telling medium 0/10 try harder lame-troll.
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>>63100468 Are you seriously suggesting that showing someone react to getting hit in the face without bothering to SHOW THE HIT is somehow a form of superior paneling???
Are you Fiffe's mom??
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>>63093431 I can smell a hypocrite bitch who had no problem murdering an innocent.
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>>63100492 >/co/ - rape defense Anonymous
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>>63094039 >I have never been in a relationship EVER but let me tell you how this would have gone in my fanfiction Anonymous
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>>63097952 Some sort of... crisis...
A crisis on what could very well be an infinite number of Earths...
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>>63091958 I think how not cheescakey the cover is even when featuring girls in bikini tells you about how this is gonna be.
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>>63100568 I'm suggesting that it fits the atmosphere of the specific scene and the themes of the overall comic. In that specific scene, the hustle and bustle of the boardwalk is so intense that you really can't be aware of everything around you. Like the other Anon said, it really is a "blink and you miss it" situation. As for the comic, it reflects the idea that our heroes are in the dark, that all the major action is taking place without their knowledge. We get to see some of the action, but they get to see none of it.
A skip like that doesn't work for every scene of every comic, but I think it fits here.
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>>63092319 Isn't he french? Judging by heavy rain french doesn't direct translate all that natural to english.
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>>63093011 A mans shouldn't giggle this hard at another person's murder.
But dat fucking Mango.
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>>63093156 >Though this is one of those times you've gotta distinguish between what's real and what looks cool. Mango silencer doesn't fall under either category.
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>>63100977 Does anybody have a source for this? Are there any videos of people firing into mangos?
I've tried Googling but all I've found so far is someone saying that a potato won't work.
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>>63094181 Japanese high school + golden bandages and accesories.
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>mfw I've been liking this run enough to go buy all the backissues >mfw /co/ remains to be the shittiest place to talk about comics and I'm reminded why I never come here
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>>63101046 We could ask /k/.
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>>63101073 >I have shit taste >Why doesn't the rest of /co/ share my shit taste? ;_; >This must be a bad place to discuss comics! This is how you sound. The book is pretty weak.
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>>63093011 >THIS KILLS THE MANGO Anonymous
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drugs and urban drug culture seems to be the theme of this this book, which is odd. I haven't really seen that in comics since the late 80's and early 90's.
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>great characters >great together >now with spider-lesbians
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>>63101073 It's a book about teenage superheroes. Fans of teenage superheroes are notoriously the most hard-to-please waifu-obsessing readers in all the medium.
Try any comic without teenage superheroes (or better yet, without superheroes at all) and the level of discussion will be much more reasonable.
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>>63100506 The whole story arc was a reference to the film. It was the arc that made me decide Otto was even more of a creepy asshole than Norman.
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>>63101463 Yeah I'm learning that.
/co/ already ruined Spider-Man for me. I haven't bought a Peter Parker book in over a year now, but I'll be damned if I let them ruin capes for me as a whole.
You may return to your regularly scheduled hivemind, gentlemen.
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>>63091888 >>63091937 Ultimate Terror, noice.
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>>63101550 Read Spider-Man Noir, dude.
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>>63093011 Put a couple of holes in his melon.
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>>63093983 So then I guess the big universe-changing consequence of Revival is Ganke got thin. Great. Is it too much to hope Peter becomes the Scarlet Spider and moves to Houston adapting a new identity so his old foes don't target his family again?
This is a pretty shitty comic has it already reached cancellation numbers?
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>>63101550 >wake up sheeple Anonymous
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Posting more Ult Pete
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>>63091978 I-is Jessica wearing a b-bikini under that shirt?
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>>63092365 >now you a tresspasser On the street?
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someone post the kitty and spiderman date (or anything)
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>>63092808 Jess...are you a trap?
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>Ultimate Peter Parker completely wrecked the Kingpin of Crime >the so-called 'Ultimates' get tossed about by some shitty little gang-bangers These people are shit
>>63102120 They're in his yard.
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>>63099474 Don't forget the vampire attack, and that time the European Union invaded.
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>>63102398 Man, I don't even know the amount of shit they've gone through.
The entire socio-political spectrum of the Ultimate-verse should have shifted to something entirely dissimilar to the real world. Children like Miles should be feeling disconnected from their terrified adults, a new generation that has never known anything but terrifying changes should have come into play.
Instead we have Lego-Ganke, and the worst that happens is that Miles' private school shuts down.
Americans can't write this sort of thing for shit.
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>>63102450 >and the worst that happens is that Miles' private school shuts down. >the worst I'd say his mom and uncle dieing, and his dad abandoning him are worse but maybe that's just me.
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>>63101463 >and the level of discussion will be much more reasonable. >reasonable You've clearly never been in a cosmic, Spider-man, or Avengers/New Avengers/Uncanny Avengers thread.
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>>63102818 b-but muh education
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>>63092859 Goddamn Jess and kitty would be great but it won't happen under this shitty writer
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>>63102818 I was referring to social chaos, not personal tragedies.
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>>63102915 >mfw jess has all that history of USM annual #1 between them >mfw kitty thinks her roommate is getting too friendly poor girl, just fuck her
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I just realized that the artstyle in these comics reminds me of Hotline Miami.
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>>63102818 >dad abandoning him nah, that's pretty standard for his community.
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>>63098370 Eh, Marquez is good but he can be stiff and samefacey a lot of the time.
And Pichelli loves her jailbait.
Marquez tends to hold back most the time.
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>>63106952 look at them panties, mang
best part of it it's that it's drawn by a woman and they can't call her a pedo
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>>63099270 It shouldn't really be important, it's a low selling imprint title.
>>63107160 Not in that case no....
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>>63092756 >>63092808 >>63092859 >Four attractive, young, fit women >Only one of them is banging anyone Rightttttttt
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>>63107458 One is a lesbian whose social life is restricted to a bunch of straight girls, one of said straight girls boyfriend, her spergy little kinda protege, and his spergier little friend wants to boink her.
The other is an antisocial Mutant whose hung up on her dead ex.
The last has a boyfriend but his penis is lost in the infinite darkness.
Who do you suggest they bang?
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>>63107458 >a girl busy having an existential crisis and being a secret agent for all 2 and a half years of her 'life' >one busy being a mutie terrorist, then messiah and temporary autismo for the last 2 years >one who was a stuck-up posh ass (possibly religious) high school girl that was probably infinitely more interested in college apps than getting laid before she spent a year in a coma with her would-be lover You should try reading a comic sometime.
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>>63107778 >The last has a boyfriend but his penis is lost in the infinite darkness. Do you think Dagger could find his dick if she looked around for it in the Darkforce Dimension?
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>>63092246 >Blancita Just the icing on the cake, couldn't even get that right.
