>>5092063Donkeys, cows and pigs don't lick their own asses to stay clean - their anatomy doesn't make for much of a mess, and when there *is* a mess, those animals just suffer through it.
Also, I think you underestimate how easy it would be for most de-evolved women to lick themselves clean, especially with all those new tits in the way.
Off-topic, but: to help solve global food supply issues, all women become edible. Their flesh is suddenly transmuted into a substance that, while it retains the appearance of skin/hair/etc on the outside, is really a delicious, self-regenerating cookie dough-like substance on the inside that can be shaped, molded and cut in anyway without harm to the woman it comprises. As long as a single scrap of the woman remains, her body can regenerate itself to normal size/mass within 24 hours, with the only damage being to her pride (and to her bank account, if she misses work on account of someone taking a hunk out of her on the way to work.)