Quoted By: >>6554038,1 >>6554038,2
It's been a while since we had one of these.
Would you rather:
A: Become the almighty god of fertility. You are so goddamn manly you make Saxton Hale look like a twink. Your dick is magic, and can change into any size and shape to suit any preference, you can even make it twist and vibrate. The most important part of your godhood, however, is your semen. You have the power to impregnate anything and anybody: woman, man, child, animal, furniture, so on and so forth. Nobody is safe from your enchanted seed. You can ejaculate as much as you want on-command with no refractory time.
B: Have the perfect sandwich magically appear in your hand on-command. Hot or cold, extravagant or simple, big or small, it's customizable down to a molecular level. However, it can only be summoned every 168 hours (i.e. one week,) can only be as big as a single meal, and they do not accumulate. It doesn't matter where you are, and nobody will ever wonder where you get them.
Would you rather:
A: Become the almighty god of fertility. You are so goddamn manly you make Saxton Hale look like a twink. Your dick is magic, and can change into any size and shape to suit any preference, you can even make it twist and vibrate. The most important part of your godhood, however, is your semen. You have the power to impregnate anything and anybody: woman, man, child, animal, furniture, so on and so forth. Nobody is safe from your enchanted seed. You can ejaculate as much as you want on-command with no refractory time.
B: Have the perfect sandwich magically appear in your hand on-command. Hot or cold, extravagant or simple, big or small, it's customizable down to a molecular level. However, it can only be summoned every 168 hours (i.e. one week,) can only be as big as a single meal, and they do not accumulate. It doesn't matter where you are, and nobody will ever wonder where you get them.