>>8617161"woah, woah, woah, cool it! You start shooting in here, everyone on this boat is gonna rush in here. And the first thing they're gonna do is see you and take you down. Heh heh, you know on second thought maybe you should shoot."
"I'd like to see them try." she says defiantly. I spot an unopened can of tuna and throw it over the mound of trash I'm hiding behind before ducking back down again. Judging by the "clunk" sound followed by her grumbling at me, I nailed her.
"It can't be too hard to take out a stationary target"
"fuck you!"
"fuck you too" I shouted back. Suddenly, the whole boat shook for a moment.
"shit, I think the boat just docked, they're gonna come down here and start dumping everything"
"then get over here and get me the hell out" she says impatiently
"no way"
"fine. if they see me, the first thing I'll do is rat you out"
"ugh, fine, but don't try anything funny or I wont think twice about scraping you"
"I'd like to see you try, you're all talk."
As I hop over the trash mound, she throws what I'm hoping is pudding or something at me and hits me square in the chest.
"Are you fucking serious?"
"That was for earlier" I rolled my eyes and stuck the metal pipe down next to her foot. I bent it as hard as I could but it wouldn't budge. I hear footsteps coming toward the container we were in.
"Shit, I was hoping I wouldn't have to do this. Step back." She nervously aims the gun at her trapped foot and fires 4 shots into it, freeing the rest of her leg from the trash. I heard a clanging sound as the container door swung open.
"Shit, get down. I can hide us" She pushes me down, lays down on top of me, and acts like she's shut down. Wow, I've never seen a robot play dead before. The weight of the metal girl made it hard to breathe though. The guard shines a flashlight around and shines it on the blank stare of the naked robot on top of me. He starts talking to another guard.
