>>63933493UPDATED LIST OF PLG APPROVED ACRONYMs (Arcane CipheRs Of Never Yielding Muscularity). Post, but don't spam, in every thread.
>GDE (Genetic Dead End)Exercise low-responder. High injury rate, no sports background, weak willed.
>SUMO (SUbhuman MOron)Too stupid and/or genetically deficient to just bend over and pick something up. Copes through a combination of clowning half reps and eating butt.
>UFO (Under Fed Organism)Adult human male weighing less than 200 lbs. Throw food at them until the problem is remedied.
>VOLEM (Voluntary Evermediate)Late beginner, early intermediate. Panics when the bar gets heavy. Program hops, works on technique, or sabotages recovery as an excuse to not progress.
>BONER (Bench Only No Effort Retard)Wants to have the admiration and ego of someone who lifts, but doesn't want to get the squat or deadlift of someone who actually lifts. Copes with a combination of bench press and autism.
>LARPER - Lamely Accessorizing Retard, Performance Essentially RubbishWants to be a powerlifter without actually lifting or trying hard. Buys $800 in clothes and accessories to dress the part. Stuck at a 400 kg total. Widely loathed.
>FAGIT (Freakishly Adept Genetically, Incredible Total)Strong from birth, never had to work for it. Still works at it, just to ULTRA MOG GDEs even harder. Hated by everyone, but they can't really do anything about it.
>JANITOR (Just ANother Ineffectual Twig, Obviously Retarded)Complete assclown and permanent virgin.
>TCHAD (Tries Consistently Hard All Day)The Isleys, MAs, and other guys with average genes who actually like competing and getting stronger.
>TWIT (Third World Idjit Tard)Italian.
