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>i could be a lot more than just your niece uncle anon
wut do
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Blue-balled Myself Into a Bicep-Tear

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>Be me, fit and into never fap
>Had insane workout and hammer curling session yesterday, felt like a god after
>Rest day today, but my test is acting up, got a rock-hard boner about 4 times today (which is very unusual for me)
>Have gf who resides in another neighbourhood who I text a lot
>Sexting with her, she says something that gets me really hard
>She texts me asking her to do some other stuff which makes me extremely fucking hard
>I ask her what then, she adds to it further and says more
>At this point my boner is made of steel and my cock is throbbing, "God if she was here what right now"
>Fuck, I need to let some aggression out, I don't beat my dick so it's off to my room to workout and then to the woods
>Blasting Satanic Warmaster, don't even care that I'm lifting and pushing my sore muscles to the limit
>Done, off to the forest
>Literally get my knuckles bloody by doing so many knuckle pushups on pavement and punching trees
>Don't even care, I need to let out my aggression some way
>If only my gf was here, although trees are a fine substitute (not for fucking)
>Done, get back home, need to put the weights back in their proper place
>Lift it, intense pain in my biceps, right arm especially
>Knuckles also feel numb
>Lift my arm to get my phone, severe pain in my arms
>Hurts like absolute shit, fuck what did I do

Trying to move as little as possible and listening to some chernoburkv, but man I was a complete idiot tonight
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Weekly Failures/Victories

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Post them, or suffer the consequences
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No.61466279 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
>you were so drunk last night silly uncle anon you were being really funny *giggles* do you remember what we did you made me a woman
wut do

No.61443272 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
>it's obviously going to sound bad if you call it grooming silly uncle anon *giggles*
wut do
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No.61412392 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
is this heaven?

No.61337885 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
>uh oh uncle anon i'm stuck i'm glad there's no one around to see this but you i'm totally helpless
wut do
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No.61349886 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
>thanks for the ice cream uncle anon i'm going to practice for when we go home *giggles*
wut do
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No.61320780 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
>but children can consent uncle anon i know what yes means
wut do

No.61324201 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
End the sóy word filter now! It makes discussing it impossible. Can't link to anything.
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