>>98537891>all online interactions will be mediated by AI"Computer, find all the horny threads on /v/'s catalogue. Open each in a new tab and reply with 'Based'."
"Computer, open up the sad panda, I'm feeling frisky right now."
>acknowledged, Anon. Filter out everything except doujin, manga, artist CG and non-English as usual?"Yes please. What tags are most popular today?"
>the most fapped tags for today are transhuman, netorare and robot"Eeehh I'm not in the mood, show me some gacha sluts instead."
>right away! display 30 results out of 1500 AI generated porn books today"Computer, open up Youtube and look up guides for fixing error 0x5644223 on Windows 15"
*my smart glasses vibrate gently atop the bridge of my nose*
>your wanton desires for guidance have reached me, and now these links are yours to take. shall I play them at 1.5x speed for you? the night is still young, after all"Fuck, I knew I shouldn't have bought the Claude powered version."
